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  • '+twitters[i].text+''+relative_time(twitters[i].created_at)+'
  • ') } document.getElementById('twitter-updates').innerHTML = statusHTML; } function relative_time(time_value) { var values = time_value.split(" "); time_value = values[1] + " " + values[2] + ", " + values[5] + " " + values[3]; var parsed_date = Date.parse(time_value); var relative_to = (arguments.length > 1) ? arguments[1] : new Date(); var delta = parseInt((relative_to.getTime() - parsed_date) / 1000); delta = delta + (relative_to.getTimezoneOffset() * 60); if (delta < 60) { return 'less than a minute ago'; } else if(delta < 120) { return 'about a minute ago'; } else if(delta < (60*60)) { return (parseInt(delta / 60)).toString() + ' minutes ago'; } else if(delta < (120*60)) { return 'about an hour ago'; } else if(delta < (24*60*60)) { return 'about ' + (parseInt(delta / 3600)).toString() + ' hours ago'; } else if(delta < (48*60*60)) { return '1 day ago'; } else { return (parseInt(delta / 86400)).toString() + ' days ago'; } } function twitterLoad(){ var twitterDiv = document.getElementById('twitter'); var twitterScript = document.createElement('script'); twitterScript.setAttribute('type', 'text/javascript'); twitterScript.setAttribute('src', 'http://twitter.com/statuses/user_timeline/drobe03e.json?callback=twitterCallback2&count=1'); twitterDiv.appendChild(twitterScript); } function quoteAdd(){ var list = new Array(7); list[0] = "David come out one day. Please Socialise ^^"; list[1] = "***CHEER UP DAVID, IT'S FRED THE BUNNY TIME!***"; list[2] = "How am I supposed to run about and hit people with a sword using asdw?"; list[3] = "still sweet :) he can't help if he's obsessed :P"; list[4] = "THIS CALLS FOR SOME CSS!!!!"; list[5] = "Bow to microsoft paint and 16 colour bitmap settings!"; list[6] = "-jabs David's soul with a pin-"; var rand = Math.floor((1+6-0)*Math.random()) + 0; if(rand == 6 + 1){ rand = 6; }; var quoteDiv = document.getElementById('quote'); var selectedQuote = document.createTextNode(list[rand]); var quote = document.createElement('q'); quote.appendChild(selectedQuote); quoteDiv.appendChild(quote); } function createExternalOption(){ var bodyTag = document.body; var externalOptionDiv = document.createElement('div'); externalOptionDiv.setAttribute('id', 'external-option'); externalOptionDiv.setAttribute('class', 'closed'); var externalOptionToggle = document.createElement('a'); externalOptionToggle.setAttribute('id', 'external-option-toggle'); var externalOptionCheckbox = document.createElement('input'); externalOptionCheckbox.setAttribute('id', 'external-option-checkbox'); externalOptionCheckbox.setAttribute('type', 'checkbox'); externalOptionCheckbox.setAttribute('onmouseup', 'externalToggle()'); var externalOptionBlurb = document.createTextNode('Open external links in new windows or tabs'); bodyTag.appendChild(externalOptionDiv); externalOptionDiv.appendChild(externalOptionToggle); externalOptionDiv.appendChild(externalOptionCheckbox); externalOptionDiv.appendChild(externalOptionBlurb); } function externalToggle(){ var externalOptionCheckbox = document.getElementById('external-option-checkbox'); if(externalOptionCheckbox.checked == false){ externaliseLinks(); createCookie('externalLinksCookie','true',90); } else if (externalOptionCheckbox.checked == true){ deExternaliseLinks(); createCookie('externalLinksCookie','false',90); } } function deExternaliseLinks(){ var linksAll = document.getElementsByTagName('a'); for(i=0; i