on *:text:*:#: {
  if (pff*f isin $1-) { .msg $chan $read messages/pff.txt }
  if (arf isin $1-) { .msg $chan $read messages/pff.txt }
  if (oups isin $1-) { .msg $chan $read messages/pff.txt }
  if (super isin $1-) || (genial isin $1-) { .msg $chan $read messages/cool.txt }
  if ((bin isin $1-) || (euh isin $1-)) { .msg $chan $read messages/bof.txt }
  if ((mort de rire isin $1-) || (xdr isin $1-) || (ptdr isin $1-)) { .msg $chan $read messages/lol.txt }
  if (7£14Ø7£ isin $1-) { .msg $chan $read messages/lol.txt }
  if (accord isin $1-) { .msg $chan $read messages/ok.txt }
  if ($me isin $1-) { 
    if ((*bonjour* iswm $1-) || (*salu* iswm $1-) || (*bjr* iswm $1-)) {
    .timer 1 3 msg $chan $read messages/bjrme.txt }
  }
}