Of twinkies and corn dogs.

Posted By: slePP

Posted: May 3rd, 2005 at 1:54pm MDT

So I was sitting here contemplating my navel when all of a sudden, an epiphany was upon me.

The road to redemption for my lost soul was presented to me in what can only be described as an angelic visitation. A feather-weight twinkie floated suspended in the air between two corn dogs.

At first, the twinkie was surrounded by a pulsating emanation, but the faeric light dwindled momentarily. Depressed by such a catastrophic fate, I was suddenly jerked awake by a strange flavor perpetrating is sour incarnation upon my tongue.

Imagine my consternation whence I found a lint-covered finger in my mouth.

Vivid.

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Re: Of twinkies and corn dogs.

Posted By: slePP (the real one) (admin-pastebin@netmonks.ca)

Posted: May 3rd, 2005 at 1:56pm MDT

Well, although I didn't post that, it is entirely amusing. Good for whoever did that.

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Re: Of twinkies and corn dogs.

Posted By: slePP (the real one) (admin-pastebin@netmonks.ca)

Posted: May 3rd, 2005 at 2:19pm MDT

Upon further examination of the twinkie consternation, I discovered that the now-gone emanation was supplanted by provocation.

The corndogs new position was contrived; and in addition it was nigh complete fruition... such that any new tuition would fullfil this odd suspicion!

With the temperature rising, and the corndogs now disguising, I see they look so appetizing, this without them advertising!

With ketchup now in hand, I could smother the vagrant band. With everything as planned, I devoured them mid-chant, leaving no time to recant, all in all, some time well spent!

Having now no competition the twinkie twinkled in an instant, and against my intution, I consumed it... what a mission!

Re: Of twinkies and corn dogs.

Posted By: slePP (the really real one)

Posted: May 3rd, 2005 at 2:29pm MDT

Uhm... These just get weirder and weirder!

Re: Of twinkies and corn dogs.

Posted By: Anonymous Coward (user@unknown.org)

Posted: May 3rd, 2005 at 2:33pm MDT

Don't be confused by my apparent lack of ceremony.

My mind is clear.