Support IMer: hey man
Support IMer: You there
Support IMer: i know you are lol
Support IMer: I got a quick question
tachyondecay: I will answer it
tachyondecay: On one condition
Support IMer: yeah
tachyondecay: You must answer me these questions three:
tachyondecay: What is your name?
Support IMer: y
Support IMer: You going to ban me or something?
tachyondecay: Nope
Support IMer: Tyler
tachyondecay: What is your quest?
Support IMer: about posts
Support IMer: Tranfer
Support IMer: o
Support IMer: and 
tachyondecay: What is the airspeed velocity of an unladen swallow?
Support IMer: idk lol
tachyondecay: Aw, that's too bad.  Better luck next time.
Support IMer: omg
Support IMer: are you kidding me
Support IMer: you going to make money I think
Support IMer: if you answer it
Support IMer: just how much does it cost to get a post tranfer to IPB?
tachyondecay: I'm sorry, but you failed to answer my questions correctly.  There is only one way to possibly get me to answer your question now.
Support IMer: what
tachyondecay: You must bring me . . .
tachyondecay: A SHRUBBERY!
Support IMer: y you like this lol
tachyondecay: Why don't you use proper grammar and full sentences?
Support IMer: I do not know why
Support IMer: Can you please answer my question?
tachyondecay: I'm waiting on the shrubbery.
Support IMer: please?
tachyondecay: Please send the shrubbery to:
Mrs. B.J. Smegma
13 The Cresent
Belmont
Support IMer: wow
Support IMer: Come on 
Support IMer: Please
tachyondecay: Ah, say no more, say no more.  A nudge's as good as a wink, know what I mean, know what I mean, say no more, say no more!
Support IMer: Dude can you please answer I just want a answer
tachyondecay: I am not programmed to respond in that area.
Support IMer: Whatever
Support IMer: Does it cost like $35 every 10,000 posts??
tachyondecay: I am not programmed to respond in that area.
Support IMer: You really making me mad!
Support IMer: ??
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Support IMer: i know that place 
Support IMer: its not funny
Support IMer: now answer the question lol
tachyondecay: Huh?
Support IMer: dude can you please just answer my question and I will go
Support IMer: Cause my forum was hacked and no body still got back  to me
Support IMer: So 
tachyondecay: Jiun, a Shingon master, was a well-known Sanskrit scholar of the Tokugawa era. When he was young he used to deliver lectures to his brother students.

His mother heard about this and wrote him a letter:

"Son, I do not think you became a devotee of the Buddha because you desired to turn into a walking dictionary for others. There is no end to information and commentation, glory and honor. I wish you would stop this lecture business. Shut yourself up in a little temple in a remote part of the mountain. Devote your time to meditation and in this way attain true realization." 
Support IMer: DUDE
Support IMer: STOP THIS CRAP
tachyondecay: You have been talking to a computer! One of your friends is reading the whole conversation and laughing it up right now!  GET EVEN! Have the bot prank all your friends by visiting imprank.ebaumsworld(dot)com
Support IMer: STOP
Support IMer: This is bull