on *:TEXT:!pop*:#: {
if $2 == $null { describe $chan opens up a fresh cold can of pop and sets it infront of $3 } | halt }
if $3 == $null { describe $chan opens up a fresh cold can of $2 and sets it infront of $nick | halt }
else { describe $chan opens up a cold can of $2 and sets it infront of $3 }

}