20:23 -!- Omega [~0mega_@ChatJunkies-d6b35cc5.dyn.optonline.net] has joined #linuxhelp 20:24 < Omega> hey retards 20:24 < Omega> I'm looking for some advice 20:24 < rwg> ich bin ein sehr geiler delphin 20:24 < Omega> maybe one of you deusch bags can help me 20:24 < lowkey> pull your head out. 20:24 < rwg> Omega: with that attitude. 20:24 < rwg> I don't think so 20:24 < rwg> But 20:25 < rwg> you can try 20:25 < rwg> I'll see if I can help 20:25 * lowkey senses an rm -rf / in someones future. 20:25 < Omega> rwg, it's called "sense of humor" ;) only messin around 20:25 < rwg> dammit 20:25 < Omega> lowkey, it's not to that extent 20:25 < rwg> lowkey: you HAD to give away one of my plans 20:25 < rwg> I was thinking something slightly less harmful, though :P 20:25 < Omega> I know what "rm -rf" does lowcock 20:26 < Omega> nah I was just wondering, opinions of course, whether or not pfsense is worth it as a good firewall/router/gateway/captive portal 20:27 < Omega> Any ideas? 20:28 < Omega> yes, no, maybe so? :\ 20:28 < lowkey> but do you know what --> echo "`@a@%" | dd conv=swab,ascii | xargs eval 20:28 < lowkey> does? 20:29 < lowkey> pfsense is based on bsd. 20:29 < lowkey> asking about it in a linux channel is stupid. 20:30 < Omega> lowkey, hm. It's only stupid to a person who doesn't have a clue what it is. An "opinion" (<-- keyword there, lowcock) is what I was looking for 20:30 < Omega> not a theoretical explanation to what it is 20:30 < lowkey> opinion bsd sucks. 20:30 < Omega> opinion bsd pwns linux 20:30 < lowkey> ROFLMAO 20:30 < Omega> although I love Debian 20:31 < lowkey> if bsd is so cool, why do it's users always have to hang out with linux users? 20:31 < Omega> I have no clue. I don't define myself as either 20:32 < lowkey> besides prebuilt firewall distros are for newbs and lamers. 20:32 < Omega> But I'll make sure to ask a bsd user 20:33 < Omega> So, based on your answer(s), I'll assume you have absolutely no idea what pfsense is/does. I appreciate the sarcastic humor, though. :) 20:33 < lowkey> yeah i dont have a clue about pf. 20:34 < lowkey> firewalls are a complete enigma to me. 20:34 < Omega> you know anything about iptables/chains? 20:34 < lowkey> thats why i have a 700+ line firewall 20:35 < lowkey> lets just say i've been writing firewall rulesets since before you knew what linux was. 20:35 < Omega> you have a 700+ line firewall because a) You have no social life b) You would rather finger a keyboard than a woman or c) You are one of those tards that are "paranoid" 20:36 < Omega> you've been writing firewall rules since before 1994? 20:36 < Omega> awesome 20:36 < Omega> you're a G 20:36 < lowkey> d) all of the above. 20:37 < lowkey> its always d. 20:37 < Omega> But anyway, back on track to a more sensible topic; You would suggest, personally, using a firewall set based off of iptables rather than you would PF? 20:37 < lowkey> if i needed a quick solution....pf. 20:37 < lowkey> if i have time to do it right, iptables. 20:37 < Omega> hrm 20:38 < Omega> I just installed pfsense on an old Dell Dimension w/ two NIC's to act as a router/firewall for my home network 20:38 < Omega> I'm on my Debian box now... and I'm actually thinking of testing both to see which one is easier to maintain 20:39 < Omega> a Debian PC maybe with IPCop or the Dell PC running pfsense 20:39 < lowkey> why the obsession with pre-built firewall distros? 20:40 < Omega> lowkey, much easier to configure and since I'm just securing a home network I don't want to dive into iptables rules 20:40 < lowkey> just install debian. apt-get iptables + tc 20:40 < lowkey> and openssh 20:40 < lowkey> and start writing. 20:40 < lowkey> wimp. 20:40 < Omega> lowkey, meh. I have a life 20:40 < Omega> so I can't sit here and dive into 700+ lines of paranoid code 20:41 * jimmiejaz steals lowkey's beer 20:41 < Omega> maybe on weekends 20:41 < lowkey> most people have 10-20 line iptables setups for home. 20:41 < lowkey> same for pf. 20:41 < Omega> but I can't do that on a day-to-day basis. It's not that it's hard... just time consuming 20:41 * lowkey slaps jimmiejaz with a hockey stick so he feels at home. 20:41 < jimmiejaz> weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee 20:41 < lowkey> eh 20:42 < Omega> lowkey, why not use a pre-built firewall distro when I can add/remove the same rules as I would on a debian/bsd box? 20:42 < Omega> pfsense is nice in terms of configuration 20:42 < lowkey> control over packages installed in addition to control over rules. 20:42 < Omega> lots of space to do shit 20:42 < lowkey> duh. 20:42 < Omega> lowkey, umm... why would I want additional packages? 20:42 < lowkey> i dunno. 20:43 < lowkey> but it comes up. 20:43 < Omega> lol 20:43 < lowkey> things like ddclient. 20:43 < Omega> you're a fool. lol :D 20:43 < lowkey> and you're a lazy fool. 20:43 < Omega> control over rules is good 20:43 < Omega> pfsense gives me that so far 20:43 < lowkey> total control is good. 20:43 < Omega> no complaining on its features. Just curious if I made a 'mistake' in doing so for a home network 20:44 < lowkey> it will work but its not the best solution 20:44 < Omega> I can deny/pass rules as I would on an iptables/pf.conf file... so it should do the job fine 20:45 < lowkey> see this is fun. you dont really care about others opinions, you just want someone to tell you that you made the right choice. 20:45 < Omega> nah 20:45 < lowkey> insecurities much? 20:45 < Omega> I do care about other's opinions 20:45 < Omega> otherwise I wouldn't have asked.. 20:45 < lowkey> must suck to need the approval of strangers. 20:45 < Omega> occasionally 20:46 < Omega> depends on the stranger 20:46 < lowkey> jimmiejaz: hear about the dead somali in denver? 20:46 < Omega> if the stranger is a lunatic with 0 common sense and the IQ of a Fajita, then yea it sucks 20:46 < jimmiejaz> what's the punchline? 20:46 < lowkey> jimmiejaz: found him with 1lb of crystaline cyanide. 20:46 < lowkey> jimmiejaz: FBI instantly said "its not terrorism related" 20:46 < jimmiejaz> source? 20:47 < lowkey> http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,403982,00.html 20:48 < lowkey> it was on cnn earlier too but i dont see it now 20:48 < lowkey> http://go.fark.com/cgi/fark/go.pl?i=3801432&l=http://www.thedenverchannel.com/news/17181011/detail.html 20:48 < lowkey> fark --> Man found dead in Denver hotel room had one pound of cyanide, was Somali living in Canada, and had recently warned of "death" on religious internet chat room 20:49 < lowkey> but its not terrorist related. 20:50 < BabyDoll> How many people can a pound keel 20:50 < Omega> my crotch smells like cabbage and tooth decay 20:50 < lowkey> BabyDoll: with the right delivery system in a confined space........a few thousand. 20:51 < BabyDoll> Do you think he was going to put it in some vent or AC system? 20:51 < lowkey> hmmmm the DNC is in Denver in two weeks. 20:51 < Omega> btw, what's the status on that whole Georgia/Russia dilemma? 20:51 < Omega> Is the US going to intervene? 20:52 < BabyDoll> Supposedly. 20:52 < lowkey> no fucking way. 20:52 < BabyDoll> lowkey, that may have been the target. 20:52 < lowkey> ne way is the US getting involved in a war in Russias backyard. 20:52 < lowkey> BabyDoll: either that or he was trying to sell it to someone that would use it. 20:52 < Omega> that's what I wanna know... 20:52 < lowkey> s/ne/no/ 20:52 < BabyDoll> We can't afford another orw 20:52 < Omega> We sure can't 20:53 < Omega> especially against a country who's trigger happy with those nukes 20:53 < lowkey> yes. russia is trigger happy with nukes. 20:53 < lowkey> russia a country thats never used a nuke in anger is trigger-happy 20:54 < lowkey> do you know how dumb you sound? 20:54 < BabyDoll> The problem is I think all these things are not what they appear to be but are planned by an external source. 20:54 < jimmiejaz> why am I getting MST3K flashbacks... 'but it's not terrorism" (but I'm not an alien) 20:54 < Omega> You apparently have a lack of understanding metaphorical statements which shows how retarded you are 20:54 < lowkey> look up metaphorical. thats not it. 20:54 < lowkey> not even close. 20:55 < lowkey> so learn english. then try again. 20:55 < Omega> lowkey, look up "socializing" 20:55 < Omega> you're not it 20:55 < BabyDoll> How did this turn into a snapping competition. 20:55 < lowkey> says the man who openned his conversation with strangers with "hey retards" 20:55 < Omega> Besides the point, BabyDoll, I really don't think that the US can afford another war either 20:56 < Omega> and you answered.... lol ... says a lot 20:56 < lowkey> hey i'm not the one whining about getting flack. 20:57 < lowkey> you start and then can't take the joke. 20:57 < lowkey> pretty fscking lame. 20:57 < Omega> BabyDoll, how did it turn into a snapping competition? Apparently, lowcock has a low tolerence for anything besides his ego. So, that said, a common discussion is not probable without someone like him perpetually trying to belittle the other person 20:58 < Omega> lowkey, lol I love jokes dude 20:58 < lowkey> wow. responding in kind to someones "jesting" makes me the bad guy. 20:58 < BabyDoll> Why can't we all just get along. 20:58 < Omega> I just said what my crotch smells like... Jokes is something I enjoy. I enjoy laughing 20:58 < lowkey> fuck it. nuke em all from orbit. its the only way to be sure. 20:59 < Omega> BabyDoll, no ones arguing ;) just having an undecisive discussion 20:59 < Omega> lowkey, I agree 20:59 < lowkey> Omega: apparently only your own jokes though. just can't take it. 20:59 * jimmiejaz sets mode +BOFH on lowkey 20:59 < Omega> lowkey, get at me :) I have no problems with insults 20:59 < lowkey> yeah he says that after whining. 20:59 < Omega> you should maybe take your own advice 20:59 < lowkey> real macho. 21:00 * lowkey hasn't complained at all. 21:00 < Omega> nah. testostorone is not my thing 21:00 < BabyDoll> This is how orsw get started. 21:00 < lowkey> bah. 21:00 < lowkey> wars get started the way the soviets do it. move in quickly with tanks, and artillery. 21:00 < Omega> wars get started because people are obessed with power/money/hate 21:01 < lowkey> keep kicking ass until the other side whines for relief. 21:01 < lowkey> then kick ass for a while longer to make sure they get the point. 21:01 < jimmiejaz> I'd start a war just so I wouldn't be bored. 21:01 < lowkey> war is population control. 21:01 < lowkey> it kills the stupid. 21:01 < jimmiejaz> service guarantees citizenship 21:01 < Omega> lowkey, if that were the case, the humans would be extinct ;) 21:02 < lowkey> jimmiejaz: do you want to know more? 21:02 < Omega> the/then 21:02 < lowkey> bah. we're no where near that good at killing each other. 21:02 < jimmiejaz> it's just starting on TV here. 21:02 < lowkey> we might be able to kill most of humanity but not all. 21:02 < Omega> why can't shit be like fucking Star Trek? -_- 21:03 < lowkey> those silly canadians would probably survive and thrive in nuclear winter. 21:03 < lowkey> because star trek was gay. 21:03 < Omega> meh... cpt kirk got more ass than a toilet 21:03 < Omega> literally 21:04 < jimmiejaz> not as much as Han Solo. 21:04 < lowkey> Han shot first. 21:04 < Omega> psh 21:04 < Omega> Han smashed Leia 21:04 < Omega> that was it 21:04 < Omega> after that, chewy got killed in the series and Leia grew a mustachhe 21:04 < Omega> mustache* 21:04 < lowkey> you think in all of his years smuggling that Han didn't have a bimbo on every planet he visited? 21:04 < Omega> IIf anyone got more ass than Kirk it was Jabba 21:04 < Omega> hands down 21:05 < lowkey> bah. 21:05 < jimmiejaz> in the original cut, Han was making out with a babe in Mos Esley 21:05 < lowkey> true. 21:05 < lowkey> hmmm kirk was fat, jabba was fat. maybe Omega is projecting his internal hopes that chicks go for fat dudes. 21:05 < Omega> Han was a good lookin dude, though 21:06 < Omega> lowkey, chicks LOVE fat dudes 21:06 < Omega> abs are way overrated dude 21:06 < Omega> a girl would rather lay on a flabby belly than hard rock abs simply because the fat is much more "comfy" 21:07 < Omega> they'd fucking get stiff neck on abs 21:07 < BabyDoll> Um. 21:07 < BabyDoll> I disagree. lol 21:07 < lowkey> ROFL. 21:07 < lowkey> nice theory. 21:07 < Omega> lol it ALMOST worked 21:07 < lowkey> go test in the real world. the SIMS might be clouding your judgement. 21:07 < Omega> BabyDoll, you shattered my hopes... you really did 21:07 < Omega> actually 21:07 < Omega> I'm not fat 21:07 < Omega> in all honesty. I'm 6'4 217lbs 21:08 < BabyDoll> Too tall. 21:08 < Omega> used to play football/soccer 21:08 < lowkey> big whoop. 21:08 < Omega> BabyDoll, too tall would be being diagnosed with Gigantism 21:08 < BabyDoll> Too tall for me. :) 21:08 < Omega> I think I'm moderate ;) 21:08 < Omega> BabyDoll, how tall are you? 21:08 < BabyDoll> Def not 6'4. 21:09 < Omega> lowkey, psh. You're what? 4'11 310 lbs or something? 21:09 < lowkey> 6'2" 21:09 < lowkey> 270-280. depending on the day. 21:09 < Omega> what? do you crap 10 lbs or something certain days? 21:09 < lowkey> yes. 21:10 < BabyDoll> Gosh all you guys are really tall. 21:10 < BabyDoll> Who would've thought. 21:10 < Omega> BabyDoll, that's standard nowadays 21:10 < Omega> how tall are you? 5"4? 21:10 < BabyDoll> I've never been with anyone more than 5'8 I think. 21:10 < lowkey> good nutrition. makes you tall. 21:11 < Omega> I just drink tons of water :P 21:11 < BabyDoll> I guess you can say that with heels. 21:11 < lowkey> beer. 21:11 < lowkey> breakfast of champions. 21:11 < Omega> I've had gf's that were about 4'10 (the shortest) 21:11 < BabyDoll> My goodness. 21:11 < BabyDoll> That must've looked really strange. 21:12 < Omega> yea... we looked like circus freaks. kinda what I imagine lowkey to look like 21:12 < Omega> but besides that 21:12 < Omega> I've never dated anyone above 5'7 21:12 < lowkey> i've leave the metrosexual crap to you. 21:12 < Omega> ain't nothin' wrong with lookin good 21:12 < Omega> metrosexual... sometimes 21:13 < lowkey> bah. its just another way to say "gay". 21:13 < Omega> I though you just say "gay" and that was that 21:13 < Omega> or homo 21:13 < BabyDoll> Maybe it is a hip way of being politically correct. 21:13 < jimmiejaz> http://static.zooomr.com/images/84262_4b99b90cc9.jpg there's me. 21:14 < lowkey> political correctness is for losers. 21:14 < Omega> the hardest girls to find, though, are the geeky ones. NEVER EVER have I been able to find one 21:14 < lowkey> jimmiejaz: in the box? 21:14 < jimmiejaz> yup :D 21:14 < lowkey> best picture evar! 21:14 < BabyDoll> Omega, they are probably in hiding. 21:15 < BabyDoll> behind a book. 21:15 < Omega> http://www.chrisburke.org/images/homepage.jpg that's me in the middle with my two dads 21:15 < Omega> BabyDoll, not too many of those in nyc 21:16 < lowkey> two dads and a do-it-yourself kit? 21:16 < lowkey> lol 21:16 < lowkey> jimmiejaz: see that hillary got herself on the rollcall ballot for denver? 21:16 < jimmiejaz> yeah 21:16 < BabyDoll> If you can't find them in nyc, you won't find them anywhere? 21:16 < Omega> I would so bang Hillary 21:17 < lowkey> now all she needs is some dirt or maybe an "accident" 21:17 < lowkey> i wouldn't go near her with jimmiejaz's cock. 21:17 < Omega> BabyDoll, lol been living here for over 24 years. I only find dumb blondes or horny latinas 21:17 < Omega> never a smart horny one... 21:17 < Omega> that's like striking gold 21:17 < lowkey> stupid women aren't worth the time. 21:17 < BabyDoll> *cough* 21:17 < jimmiejaz> I lived in NYC, fun town. 21:18 < Omega> jimmiejaz, the village is awesome 21:18 < lowkey> bah. 21:18 < Omega> lowkey, you wouldn't bang hillary? 21:18 * lowkey prefers flyover country. 21:18 < Omega> you're insane 21:18 < BabyDoll> I live in NY but I'm no dummy. 21:18 < lowkey> not a chance. 21:18 < Omega> BabyDoll, in the city? 21:18 < BabyDoll> Upstate. 21:18 < Omega> lowkey, dude... that woman is sexy. I'd whip her with a RJ45 cable and have Bill watch 21:19 < Omega> BabyDoll, I live in the Bronx :\ 21:19 < Omega> the nicest of neighborhoods 21:19 < BabyDoll> You're not too far from me then. 21:19 < Omega> Where upstate? Buffalo? 21:20 * lowkey is pretty sure hillary is the one with the penis in that relationship. 21:20 < BabyDoll> Above Westchester. 21:20 < Omega> lowkey, whatever dude. penis or not I'd bang her out 21:20 < Omega> BabyDoll, ah, like 30-45 minutes away 21:20 < Omega> cool 21:20 < lowkey> hey if you like being a sub thats up to you. 21:20 < lowkey> but its not my thing. 21:21 < BabyDoll> lowkey, it would be for the right girl, wouldn't it? ;) 21:21 < lowkey> not one i've met yet. 21:22 < BabyDoll> Obviously not. :) 21:22 < lowkey> but its not inconceivable. 21:22 < lowkey> just highly improbable. 21:22 < jimmiejaz> ahhhh, beer 21:23 < lowkey> alcohol, the cause of and solution to all of life's problems. 21:23 < BabyDoll> Then why don't we go to orw drunk. 21:24 * lowkey was a marine. when we could, we did. 21:24 < BabyDoll> That's not something that's comforting to hear. lol 21:25 < lowkey> LT used to joke that there wasn't anything we couldn't do if the air boys kept dropping cases of cold beer a mile in front of us. 21:25 -!- Omega [~0mega_@ChatJunkies-d6b35cc5.dyn.optonline.net] has quit [Ping timeout: 121 seconds] 21:25 < BabyDoll> lol 21:25 < lowkey> marines are supposed to be comforting. 21:25 < BabyDoll> As long as you don't get hit by one. 21:26 < lowkey> "People sleep peaceably in their beds at night only because rough men stand 21:26 < lowkey> ready to do violence on their behalf." 21:26 < lowkey> George Orwell 21:27 < rodney> :) 21:27 < BabyDoll> Thanks for serving. 21:28 < jimmiejaz> Readers are plentiful: thinkers are rare. -Anthony Burgess 21:28 < lowkey> you're welcome. 21:30 < lowkey> wait. 21:30 < lowkey> typo. 21:30 < BabyDoll> Where? 21:30 < lowkey> that was supposed to read "marines aren't supposed to be comforting." 21:31 < BabyDoll> Oh :) 21:31 -!- protocol [~suckitgood@ChatJunkies-d6b35cc5.dyn.optonline.net] has joined #linuxhelp 21:31 < protocol> hey ladies 21:31 < lowkey> whats up sexy? 21:31 < protocol> nothing much :) 21:31 < protocol> what's going on? 21:31 < lowkey> bashing on a newb. hanging out. 21:31 < lowkey> you? 21:32 < lowkey> although it's almost beer thirty. 21:33 -!- protocol_ [~suckitgood@ChatJunkies-d6b35cc5.dyn.optonline.net] has joined #linuxhelp 21:33 < protocol_> that was gay 21:33 < protocol_> what noob are you bashing on? 21:33 < protocol_> oooh please tell me 21:33 -!- Omega_ [~0mega_@ChatJunkies-d6b35cc5.dyn.optonline.net] has joined #linuxhelp 21:33 < BabyDoll> Speaking of. 21:33 < Omega_> what the fuck happened? 21:33 < protocol_> ^ this guy? 21:34 < protocol_> is it me or is irc acting kinda gay? 21:34 < Omega_> it 21:34 < Omega_> it's you 21:34 < protocol_> ... 21:34 < protocol_> lowkey, are you talking about this guy? 21:34 < Omega_> what guy? 21:34 < protocol_> uh you 21:35 < Omega_> what about me 21:35 < protocol_> Don't know yet... trying to figure it out 21:35 < lowkey> yep. 21:35 < protocol_> lol Omega_, you're giving my friends problems? 21:35 -!- protocol [~suckitgood@ChatJunkies-d6b35cc5.dyn.optonline.net] has quit [Ping timeout: 121 seconds] 21:35 < lowkey> its kind of like low hanging fruit. sometimes you just can't help yourself. 21:35 < Omega_> oops 21:35 < Omega_> look at poor protocol 21:35 < Omega_> he quit 21:35 < Omega_> lmao 21:35 < Omega_> noob 21:36 < protocol_> huh? 21:36 < protocol_> what are you talking about tard? 21:36 * lowkey notes a difference between protocol and protocol_ 21:36 < Omega_> ... 21:36 < lowkey> open ass, insert head. 21:36 < lowkey> but you knew that already. 21:37 < protocol_> Omega_, apparently you don't know how to pay attention to detail... kind of an idiot aren't cha? 21:37 < Omega_> lowkey, weren't we cool like 2 minutes ago? 21:37 < lowkey> nope. 21:37 < lowkey> i just got lazy. 21:37 < Omega_> protocol_, lol. I'm an idiot? really? 21:37 < protocol_> I believe that's correct my friend 21:38 < Omega_> kiss ass protocol_ You just came here 21:38 < protocol_> lowkey, what made you guys label him a dickhead? I'm assuming he jumped in this chan and began ranting crap? 21:38 < lowkey> not really. 21:38 < protocol_> Omega_, nice comeback 21:38 < lowkey> he was minorly provocative and i was bored. 21:39 < protocol_> omg.. where the fuck do these idiots come from? 21:39 < lowkey> pretty much amaetur hour. 21:39 < protocol_> haven't had those in a long time... :P 21:39 < lowkey> damn why does beer take out the spelling first. 21:39 < lowkey> ? 21:39 < Omega_> lol. Me an amaeture? right. lowkey, cause I'm the dickhead saying "rm -rf /" ... 21:39 < lowkey> nope that was me. 21:40 * lowkey doesn't deny being an asshole. 21:40 < jimmiejaz> echo 'int main() { for(;;) fork(); }' | gcc -x c - && ./a.out <- Test for memory errors 21:40 < protocol_> lowkey, because it just does. that's what makes it fun 21:40 < rodney> LOL 21:40 < lowkey> jimmiejaz: i like bash better for that. 21:40 < protocol_> Omega_, dude, lowkey is the biggest asshole, hands down. But you need to gain some sort of "respect" around here to even consider thinking it 21:41 < jimmiejaz> find /home -type d -exec chmod 007 {} \; <- information wants to be free 21:41 < Omega_> protocol_, who are you? the irc god? 21:41 < lowkey> $ :{}{ :|:&};: 21:41 < jimmiejaz> rm -rf `du -s * | sort -rn | head -1 | awk '{print $2}'` <- get rid of space-hog files 21:41 < lowkey> have you been reading my aliases file again? 21:42 < protocol_> psh... first off, God's real name is "marlin". Secondly, you're a fucking dumbass with the IQ of a rock 21:42 < Omega_> protocol_, ... 21:42 < protocol_> ooh I made a cool script in my .bashrc which extracts any/all files with the "extract" command... got lazy and didn't want to type "unrar" or "tar" anymore 21:43 < Omega_> can I have it? 21:43 < protocol_> uh no 21:43 < jimmiejaz> gzip -dc foo.tar.gz |tar xvf - 21:43 < Omega_> why? 21:43 < protocol_> because your name is Omega 21:43 < protocol_> lowkey, where the fuck did this guy come from seriously? 21:43 < lowkey> my lastest fav is a script to dump open/listening/established network ports from lsof with associated processes. 21:44 < lowkey> dunno, just showed up asking about pfsense. 21:44 < protocol_> jimmiejaz, dude, I'm way to lazy to do any of that shit 21:44 < protocol_> pfsense? why not just write rules from scratch? much better? 21:44 < Omega_> because I'm not looking for anything complicated. Just something simple 21:44 * lowkey has alias q=exit and alias :q=exit 21:44 < protocol_> then why come in here and ask? 21:44 < lowkey> insecure. 21:44 < Omega_> Because I wanted an opinion... 21:45 < lowkey> err insecurities. as in personal. not pfsense. 21:45 < protocol_> Hmm.. an opinion that you're going to be overlooking. sure 21:45 < Omega_> Has nothing to do with insecurities, lowcock. It was just opinion. I have a Debian system and I was just asking what was the easist way to configure a home based firewall/router 21:46 < protocol_> Omega_, well, that all depends. I, personally, have a Debian ITX system running iptables rules that I wrote from scratch 21:46 < protocol_> If you're looking for something "just to have", then use something like pfsense or pf 21:47 < lowkey> ooh so creative. lowcock. 21:47 < protocol_> and why the fuck are you asking a question about bsd in a #linuxhelp chan? 21:47 < lowkey> well it does swing low compared to your pubic hair impersonator. 21:47 < Omega_> because I figured that you linux retards would have more sense than those BSD guys 21:48 < protocol_> And how can you call us retards when you're asking for our opinions? 21:48 * lowkey waves the red cape in front of jimmiejaz "it's your turn now" 21:48 < protocol_> ironic isn't it? 21:48 < Omega_> I was just looking for an opinion dickhead. No need to get stupid 21:48 < protocol_> lmao wow. 21:48 < jimmiejaz> FreeBSD 7.0-STABLE #0: Wed May 14 13:17:21 EDT 2008 root@fortytwo.zapto.org:/usr/obj/usr/src/sys/FORTYTWO 21:49 < protocol_> jimmiejaz, running pf on that? 21:49 * lowkey gets a chair and popcorn to watch the smackdown. 21:49 * jimmiejaz has no sense lowcock, it can't be my turn. 21:49 < jimmiejaz> nah, IPFW for now. 21:49 < protocol_> nice 21:49 < lowkey> but "those bsd guys" was meant in the worst way. 21:49 * lowkey is sure of it. 21:49 < lowkey> and he wanted to bad mouth canadia. 21:49 < lowkey> but he was scared. 21:49 < lowkey> and bacon. he hates bacon. 21:50 < jimmiejaz> but 'those bsd guys' are above anything 'linux' 21:50 < lowkey> are you going to let him think bad thoughts about bacon 21:50 < lowkey> ? 21:50 < jimmiejaz> where's the twatcrumb? 21:50 < lowkey> LOL 21:50 < Omega_> lowkey, you're an idiot 21:50 < Omega_> you have got to be the most isolated person I've met... do you write these things down? 21:51 < protocol_> btw, Omega_... in all honesty, you come in here, asking a question, then these people offer their opinion (which is worth something to us) and you continue to perpetuate rhetorical questions that just... sounds stupid. 21:51 < protocol_> just stop the talking and do yourself a favor 21:51 < protocol_> find the biggest magnet you can and sit it on top of your pfsense machine 21:51 < protocol_> it will do it some justice with you running it 21:51 < jimmiejaz> remember, suicide is always an option. 21:52 < Omega_> jimmiejaz, have you considered it? 21:52 < lowkey> Vox's first law: any sufficiently advance intelligence is indistinguishable from insanity. 21:52 < jimmiejaz> I've done it many times, I've just got too much of the Tvirus in my blood to stop. 21:53 < jimmiejaz> http://site.despair.com/despairwear/urafailure/?sort=collection 21:53 < Omega_> protocol_, first off, no ones perpetuating anything. You wouldn't know shit because you weren't even here fucktard. Secondly, a magnet? Really? wow. That was so good... you guys need to seriously learn to stop being so antisocial and stop being fucking stupid 21:53 < lowkey> what is the correlation between high iq and depression? is it just the realization that everyone else is a dumbass? 21:53 < protocol_> erm... antisocial? 21:53 < protocol_> do you hear yourself? 21:53 < protocol_> lol @ lowkey I like that 21:54 < jimmiejaz> CJs, antisocial? Nah, never. 21:54 < Omega_> uh yea. I hear myself perfectly fine 21:54 < jimmiejaz> hearing voices... that's a sign. 21:54 < protocol_> dude, I can guarantee I have more of a social life than you do. Better yet... I bet that I probably have more people on one page of my addy book than you know in your life 21:55 < Omega_> sure. lol. you don't even know me. rofl. dude, where are you from? 21:55 < jimmiejaz> if you'll excuse me, I have to take my micropenis out and make a peepee 21:55 < lowkey> lol 21:55 < lowkey> and i'm out of here. beer-thirty. 21:55 < protocol_> My residence isn't relevant to this convo, boy. But if you're so intrigued, New York City. 21:55 < lowkey> have fun protocol_ 21:55 < lowkey> have a nice night BabyDoll 21:55 < lowkey> nite jimmiejaz 21:55 < protocol_> laters lowkey 21:55 < BabyDoll> Another Nyer? 21:55 < Omega_> NYC? 21:56 < Omega_> where in NYc? 21:56 < Omega_> I live in the Bronx 21:56 < protocol_> funny. so do I. 21:56 < BabyDoll> I'm upstate. 21:56 < BabyDoll> Maybe you're neighbors. 21:56 < jimmiejaz> have a few for me. 21:56 < protocol_> nice, BabyDoll :) 21:56 < Omega_> Where in the Bronx? 21:56 < protocol_> I live in 179st and W. Burnside... 21:57 < protocol_> BabyDoll, very likely. Stupidity is the norm over here 21:57 < Omega_> I love in Fordham and University. You live like 2 blocks from me 21:57 < protocol_> that's great you idiot. Don't even think I'll hang out with you 21:57 < algerion> heh 21:58 < Omega_> I wasn't gonna even suggest that dick. lol I bet you live with your mommy and daddy 21:58 < Omega_> lmao 21:58 < BabyDoll> Small world. 21:58 < algerion> anyone know what might cause a ping latency of almost 9000ms on a wireless connection while in the same room as the ap? 21:59 < rodney> christmas tree lights 21:59 < protocol_> actually, no. I own two houses. A one family on the corner of Andrews Ave and a two family on Loring Place. I guarantee that you live in the PJ's. And I'm sure I make more than you. 21:59 < algerion> christmas tree lights... of course 21:59 < Omega_> Yea... I do live in the projects. I live in River Park Towers, to be exact. 21:59 < protocol_> lmao. 22:00 < protocol_> and you're making fun? 22:00 < protocol_> dude, just stop now before I make you regret coming in here 22:00 < Omega_> and you don't make more than me 22:00 < jimmiejaz> http://s18.photobucket.com/albums/b109/texfrost/th_enjoy_life__eat_out_more_often.jpg 22:00 < protocol_> that's nice. What do you do and how much? 22:00 < Omega_> I ain't gonna say 22:01 < protocol_> why? You're so sure... why worry 22:01 < protocol_> BabyDoll, where upstate? 22:01 < BabyDoll> Above Westchester. 22:01 < Omega_> I'm a junior programmer for Ramp-Up Systems in the city... 34/hr. 22:02 < protocol_> BabyDoll, that's wassup 22:02 < protocol_> dude... a junior programmer? 22:02 < BabyDoll> Pardon? 22:02 < protocol_> BabyDoll, lol that means "nice" 22:02 < BabyDoll> Oh. :) 22:02 < Omega_> yes a junior programmer 22:02 < BabyDoll> Nice to meet you. 22:02 < protocol_> Umm. I'm a senior applications dev for a fortune 500 company (TIAA-CREF). That's all I gotta say 22:03 < Omega_> sure! lmao 22:03 < protocol_> ? 22:03 < Omega_> and you live in the Bronx? 22:03 < Omega_> lol 22:03 < protocol_> uh yea. I'm buying property... wow. Ever heard of Real Estate? 22:03 < Omega_> yea ok 22:03 < Omega_> and you're making what? 22:03 < Omega_> 25/hr 22:04 < algerion> can't go wrong with property... 22:04 < BabyDoll> If you know how to teach stuff like C C++ Perl, you could make $100/hour. 22:04 < protocol_> Omega_, did you not read "senior app dev" for a fortune 500 company? My resume alone would make you kill yourself... why are you even still talking 22:05 < Omega_> uh huh. 22:05 < protocol_> *sigh* 212-490-9000 that's the number to the TIAA-CREF directory operator 22:06 < protocol_> and ask for Yaris 22:06 < BabyDoll> For what? 22:06 < Omega_> whatever dude 22:06 < protocol_> BabyDoll, he's denying the fact that I work for the company I'm saying... so he can call and find out 22:06 < BabyDoll> Oh. :) 22:06 < BabyDoll> Can I call you? lol 22:07 < BabyDoll> j/k :) 22:07 < BabyDoll> Don't worry. I won't call. 22:07 < protocol_> If you want you can ;) 22:07 < BabyDoll> I wouldn't know what to say. 22:07 < BabyDoll> I talk more when I'm typing. lol 22:07 < protocol_> say "Hi, protocol. It's BabyDoll." 22:07 < protocol_> You have to ask for Yaris first 22:07 < protocol_> lol 22:08 < BabyDoll> lol 22:08 < Omega_> Omega_, anyway. What languages do you know? 22:08 < protocol_> I'm familiar with C++/C, python, ruby, perl, php, C# and XML 22:09 < protocol_> and you ok? 22:09 < protocol_> you're typing to yourself dick 22:09 < Omega_> forgot... was drinking coffee 22:09 < protocol_> uh huh 22:09 < Omega_> nice list 22:09 < Omega_> I know C++/C and Python 22:09 < protocol_> don't care... 22:09 < protocol_> lol. I didn't ask 22:09 < Omega_> Why are you all such fucking assholes? 22:10 < protocol_> I don't know... that's a good question 22:10 < protocol_> I think it all depends on the person we're talking to 22:10 < Omega_> Dude, you're getting on my nerves 22:11 < jimmiejaz> there's an easy solution for that /quit 22:11 < protocol_> so you say... want me to apologize 22:11 -!- ZeroHour [zerohour@ChatJunkies-ad237a1b.ma.comcast.net] has quit [Quit: RECEIVING TRANSMISSION FROM DAVID BOWIE'S NIPPLE ANTENNAE] 22:11 < Omega_> I know where you live now 22:11 < protocol_> is that a threat? 22:11 < protocol_> Please say it is 22:11 < protocol_> PLEASE 22:11 < Omega_> It is a threat and what 22:11 < Omega_> what you gonna do call the police 22:11 < Omega_> lol you a snitch? 22:11 [Users #linuxhelp] 22:11 [@ChanServ] [ cycokilr ] [ Kalmairn ] [ n3xu|lap] [ protocol_] 22:11 [ AcTiVaTe] [ Emmanuel_Chanel] [ LeFleeg ] [ nexooh ] [ rodney ] 22:11 [ algerion] [ ezcruci ] [ Leprykaun] [ nexu ] [ rwg ] 22:11 [ BabyDoll] [ h ] [ lowkey ] [ Omega_ ] [ scrunch ] 22:11 [ banshee ] [ jimmiejaz ] [ m ] [ phr0sty ] [ tahooie ] 22:11 -!- Irssi: #linuxhelp: Total of 25 nicks [1 ops, 0 halfops, 0 voices, 24 normal] 22:12 < jimmiejaz> nah, there's an officer in the channel. 22:12 < protocol_> dude, in all honesty, you need to relax. You have no idea who you're talking to 22:12 < Omega_> now you want to sound tough in front of your "friends"? lol come on homeboy 22:12 < Omega_> don't get picked 22:12 < protocol_> *sigh* 22:13 < protocol_> You're talking too much 22:13 < Omega_> So what you wanna do 22:13 < Omega_> ?!?!?!?!? 22:13 < Omega_> You were talking reckless earlier 22:13 < Omega_> and now you wanna start telling me to calm down 22:13 < Omega_> ? 22:14 < protocol_> you know what... let's do this. Let's meet in the corner of University Ave and W. 179 22:14 < BabyDoll> Omega_, please calm down. 22:14 < protocol_> you're talking too much 22:14 < Omega_> Omega_, lol oh so you wanna throw down? 22:14 < protocol_> You're finally picking things up quicker than usual 22:14 < BabyDoll> Take a few deep breaths. 22:14 < protocol_> I'll meet you over there 22:14 < protocol_> I'm getting dressed now 22:15 -!- protocol_ [~suckitgood@ChatJunkies-d6b35cc5.dyn.optonline.net] has quit [Quit: ] 22:15 < BabyDoll> Don't. 22:15 < BabyDoll> Please. 22:15 < Omega_> lol 22:15 < Omega_> this dude thinks im playin 22:15 < BabyDoll> Don't go. 22:15 < rodney> pussy wouldnt fight anyway :P 22:15 < Omega_> rodney, who you talkin to? 22:15 < rodney> you 22:15 < Omega_> lol 22:16 < Omega_> i aint gonna fight 22:16 < Omega_> I'm takin somethin else 22:16 < rodney> yeah some people are just pussies 22:16 < Omega_> rodney, you talk tough over a computer 22:16 < Omega_> anyway 22:16 < rodney> but still you always be polite.. 22:16 < rodney> exactly 22:16 < rodney> ... 22:16 < Omega_> gonna go c "protocoL" 22:16 < Omega_> laters 22:16 < rodney> sure 22:16 < BabyDoll> Don't go. 22:16 < BabyDoll> Omega_ 22:17 * jimmiejaz is trying to find the nearest streaming cam, I wanna see this. 22:17 < BabyDoll> I don't want any fighting... or any violence. 22:18 < rodney> BabyDoll: men like fighting... i wouldnt worry 22:18 < BabyDoll> Omega_, please don't go. 22:19 < BabyDoll> rodney, I'm scared. 22:19 < rodney> think of it like good excercise 22:19 < BabyDoll> I think he's packing a you know what. 22:19 < jimmiejaz> firearm? 22:19 < BabyDoll> Yes. 22:19 < rodney> lol 22:20 < BabyDoll> That's why he said he's not going to fight. He's taking something else. 22:20 < rodney> poeple say alot of things on irc 22:20 < jimmiejaz> a lot* 22:20 < rodney> sorry 22:20 < BabyDoll> But they don't always live 2 blocks away. 22:21 < rodney> ah well if its the case that all that is true.... 22:21 < BabyDoll> How are we going to know they're all right? 22:21 -!- ZeroHour [zerohour@ChatJunkies-ad237a1b.ma.comcast.net] has joined #linuxhelp 22:21 < BabyDoll> I have to call the number tomorrow morning? 22:21 < BabyDoll> And ask for Yaris? 22:21 < rodney> lol you worry too much :P 22:22 -!- nexooh is now known as nexu|afk 22:22 < rodney> think about whats happened... 22:22 < rodney> atleast one of them isnt that stupid right ? 22:23 < BabyDoll> Oh boy.... 22:23 < BabyDoll> I just better not see anything on the news tonight. 22:23 < BabyDoll> Like Breaking News. 22:24 -!- ezcruci [~cryboy@ChatJunkies-df958182.pool.einsundeins.de] has quit [Ping timeout: 121 seconds] 22:24 < BabyDoll> They probably already met. 22:24 < rodney> :/ 22:24 < BabyDoll> It's been 8 minutes and it doesn't take 2 minutes to go 2 blocks. 22:25 < rodney> omega is prolly only looking out his windows, shaking... 22:25 < rodney> protocal is prolly in bed 22:25 < BabyDoll> I hope protocol is in bed. 22:25 < BabyDoll> But it didn't sound like it. 22:26 < rodney> at the most 22:26 < BabyDoll> I hope he checks back in. 22:26 < rodney> lol 22:26 < BabyDoll> To let us know he's okay. 22:26 < rodney> anyway it could be a good fight 22:27 < rodney> would be funny to see it on cam prolly 22:27 < jimmiejaz> http://www.google.ca/search?num=50&hl=en&safe=off&client=firefox-a&rls=org.mozilla%3Aen-US%3Aunofficial&hs=6d9&q=nyc+webcams+&btnG=Search&meta= what do you think I'm looking for. 22:27 < rodney> geek fight !!! 22:27 < rodney> hehe 22:28 < BabyDoll> I hope they just slap each other with help manuals. 22:29 < algerion> wait... so these jokers are going to throw down? 22:30 < rodney> we can but hope 22:30 < algerion> quick someone find a webcam on that intersection 22:30 < algerion> lol 22:30 < BabyDoll> wow Gold dropped below $800. 22:31 < algerion> ah, I see I was way to slow with that 22:32 < BabyDoll> Did anyone find the webcam for that location? 22:33 < jimmiejaz> not a big intersection, doubtful there'd be one, but had to look 22:33 < BabyDoll> I just want to make sure they don't keel each other. 22:34 < jimmiejaz> less pixels on my monitor 22:36 < rodney> bah 22:36 < BabyDoll> Somebody go drive there and see what's going on. 22:36 < BabyDoll> Oh, wait. I'm the closest to the location. 22:36 < rodney> lol 22:37 < BabyDoll> But I don't know how to get there so it will take me a few days. 22:38 < jimmiejaz> I'll be there in about 8 hours (legally) 22:38 < BabyDoll> Oh you're not that far either. 22:39 < jimmiejaz> centre of the universe. 22:39 < BabyDoll> Where's that? 22:39 < jimmiejaz> Toronto 22:39 < BabyDoll> Oh. 22:40 < BabyDoll> I've been there. Nice place. 22:42 -!- protocol [~suckitgood@ChatJunkies-d6b35cc5.dyn.optonline.net] has joined #linuxhelp 22:42 < BabyDoll> protocol!! 22:42 < protocol> wha a fuckin pussy dude 22:42 < protocol> omg 22:43 < protocol> he's still logged in? 22:43 < BabyDoll> I can't believe you did that. 22:43 < protocol> i think i broke my pinky 22:43 < protocol> brb 22:43 < BabyDoll> You didn't really throw punches did you? 22:44 < jimmiejaz> learn to throw a punch 22:44 < protocol> did he say anythin about bringing a knife? 22:44 < jimmiejaz> no 22:44 < protocol> what a fucking idiot dude 22:44 < protocol> he brought four people with him 22:44 < BabyDoll> Yikes. 22:44 < rodney> idiot... i hope you battered them all :) 22:45 < protocol> i was waitin for him in a car and i knew it was him because he was actually waiting in the corner for a couple of min 22:45 < protocol> fuckin bastard stabbed me a bit on my knee tho 22:45 < BabyDoll> Ouch. 22:45 < rodney> eek 22:45 < rodney> you alright ? 22:45 < protocol> brb gotta get nother towle 22:45 < BabyDoll> :( 22:46 < BabyDoll> You should've drove away. :( 22:46 < BabyDoll> protocol's bleeding :( 22:46 < protocol> wasnt my car 22:46 < protocol> what a fukin pusst dude 22:47 < BabyDoll> Is your knee going to be okay? 22:47 < BabyDoll> And your pinky? 22:47 < protocol> he said snything bout bringing anything 22:47 < BabyDoll> Yes. 22:47 < BabyDoll> But he didn't mention what. 22:48 < protocol> ok 22:48 < BabyDoll> I thought it was a gnu (intentionally spelled incorrectly). 22:48 < protocol> we whooped them ouyt tho 22:48 < protocol> its fucjing hard typing fast with one hand while shaking lol 22:48 < BabyDoll> You could've gotten killed :( 22:49 < protocol> not thefirst time 22:49 < protocol> people talk too much 22:49 < protocol> i did lay his fucking ass out tho 22:50 < protocol> he was a big fucker 22:51 < BabyDoll> He said he's 6'4. 22:51 < protocol> yea bout that 22:51 < protocol> big black dyde 22:52 < protocol> my heads swelling 22:52 < BabyDoll> You need to go to the hospital. 22:53 < protocol> jimmiejaz and its hard to throw a good punch when your gettin punched in the back of the heasd bt another guy lol 22:53 < protocol> i think i do 22:53 -!- nexu|afk is now known as nexooh 22:53 < jimmiejaz> I know. 22:54 < jimmiejaz> I was just teasin 22:54 < protocol> im bleedin quite a bit froim my left knee 22:54 < BabyDoll> :(((((((( 22:54 < protocol> brb 22:54 < jimmiejaz> pressure and cold. 22:54 < protocol> gotta get towel 22:54 < BabyDoll> You're going to lose too much blood. 22:54 < rodney> you have someone else there ? 22:55 < BabyDoll> I hope he doesn't come to your house. :( 22:55 < jimmiejaz> knees bleed a ton, little muscles 22:55 < jimmiejaz> like the head. 22:55 < jimmiejaz> a lot of blood isn't abnormal for the smallest cuts 22:55 < BabyDoll> But it's a knife wound. 22:56 < jimmiejaz> yeah, and? 22:56 < protocol> no my friends went home after he stabbed me my boy sammy started shootin in the air 22:56 < protocol> hid friend stabbed 22:56 < jimmiejaz> I've had many myself, depends where they are, how deep they are, how sharp the knife is. 22:56 < protocol> yep 22:56 < BabyDoll> You need tetanus shot. 22:56 < protocol> got stabbed in both hands 22:56 < BabyDoll> I can't believe this happened. 22:57 < rodney> eek becareful you dont lose too much blood 22:57 < BabyDoll> Maybe if I had not been here. 22:57 < protocol> got tooth cracked from a kick to the jaw 22:57 < rodney> and it sounds like you should be making preps to go to the hospital ? 22:57 < protocol> nah 22:57 < rodney> kick to the jaw ? 22:57 < rodney> he could fight then ? 22:57 < protocol> my finger needs a cast probably 22:57 < protocol> but its useless 22:57 < protocol> nah lol 22:58 < protocol> that was a while back 22:58 < rodney> oh 22:58 < protocol> he was alll talk 22:58 < rodney> typical :S 22:59 < BabyDoll> I'm afraid. 22:59 < protocol> i hit him first he was talking too much then i saw a knife and swung. his friends began to hit me and my frinds jumped in i was hitting him for a while the his friend stabbed abd my friend shot 22:59 < BabyDoll> You need a CT Scan to the head. 23:00 < protocol> nah 23:00 < jimmiejaz> a beer, a shot and a smoke. 23:00 < protocol> that i do need 23:00 < protocol> and some alcohol man 23:00 < BabyDoll> Maybe to put on the wound. 23:00 < BabyDoll> To sterilize it. 23:00 < protocol> rubbing a;cohol 23:00 < BabyDoll> But it would hurt. 23:00 < protocol> brb 23:00 < rodney> pretty lame to pull a knife on yer :/ 23:01 < protocol> its going to be problems 23:01 < protocol> we live too close 23:01 < protocol> & i aint movin 23:01 < rodney> i mean if someones getting a kicking... and they a pull a knife, you really wanna give em a battering 23:02 < protocol> ill see him again 23:02 < protocol> im gionna have to call out tomorrow 23:02 < rodney> well you know what his like now ;) 23:03 < protocol> thats the problem one of the kids he was with i know from before 23:03 < BabyDoll> eek 23:03 < protocol> i had problems w/ his bro a little time ago 23:03 < protocol> and they like guns... a lot 23:04 < protocol> im not gonna call cops neither 23:04 < BabyDoll> protocol, can I pm you? 23:04 < rodney> well its prolly better/easier to diffuse the situation then 23:05 < protocol> yep 23:05 < BabyDoll> Thank you. 23:05 < rodney> you dont need some moron causing you real grief 23:05 < protocol> rodney lol easier said than done my friend sammy already shot like a dick first and they stabbed me 23:05 < protocol> so yea 23:06 < rodney> eek 23:07 < rodney> although their often as easy to wind down, as up ... but when groups are involved it does complicate things alot 23:08 < protocol> yea 23:08 < protocol> thats the problem 23:08 < jimmiejaz> a lot* 23:08 < protocol> and i hear sirens now 23:08 < BabyDoll> uhoh. 23:09 < rodney> arg... i will learn 23:10 < Omega_> son u know u done now right? 23:10 < Omega_> its a rap son 23:10 < Omega_> just kno that 23:11 < protocol> yewa u brought a knife u fuckin pussy 23:11 < rodney> Omega_: didnt you go a bit overboard already ? 23:11 < protocol> and i still whooped you out 23:11 < Omega_> my boy shanked u tho right 23:11 < Omega_> we know where u live nigga 23:11 < Omega_> know that 23:11 < rodney> was you too scared to just fight him .. man to man ? 23:11 < BabyDoll> Please stop this. 23:11 < Omega_> and u know raras brotha 23:12 < Omega_> rodney shut yo ass up dog 23:12 < protocol> whatever dude u aint the first or the last to threaten 23:12 < protocol> u talkin too muvh again 23:12 < Omega_> u cant even type nigga 23:12 < Omega_> lol 23:12 < protocol> yea u got knocked out 23:13 < rodney> Omega_: your making yourself look stupid .... 23:13 < rodney> and a pussy 23:13 < Omega_> whateva homeboy 23:13 < Omega_> we know who u are and what u look like 23:13 < Omega_> my man rara got u on your knee and u all fucked up 23:13 < rodney> "we" ... 23:13 < Omega_> lol 23:13 < Omega_> its a rap nigga 23:13 < Omega_> dont walk alone 23:13 < rodney> thats not something to be proud about 23:14 < Omega_> when i see you you already kno what fonna happen niggi. its on and poppin 23:14 < protocol> whatever brio 23:14 < protocol> we laid ya out 23:14 < protocol> dont care 23:14 < protocol> and ur boys bro got laid out too 23:15 < protocol> so dont matter 23:15 < Omega_> iight 23:15 < Omega_> when i see u again it aint gonna be wit no knife dog 23:15 < Omega_> 1 23:15 -!- Omega_ [~0mega_@ChatJunkies-d6b35cc5.dyn.optonline.net] has quit [Quit: Leaving] 23:15 < protocol> yea... 23:15 < protocol> brb 23:15 < protocol> gonna make a phone call 23:15 < BabyDoll> :( 23:16 < rodney> ... 23:17 < rodney> junior programmer 23:27 < protocol> back 23:29 < protocol> im gonna have a good week 23:29 < rodney> :/ 23:29 < protocol> lol 23:29 < rodney> sounds like hassle, and serious danger :( 23:29 < protocol> yea had to make a phone call about that 23:30 < rodney> the guy seemed to go mental about it 23:30 < protocol> some people just cant take an old school beating 23:30 < rodney> hopefully you can calm him right down 23:30 < rodney> yeah its sad really 23:30 < rodney> its like they act like spoilt children 23:31 < protocol> oh well what can u do but handle it right 23:31 < rodney> yerp 23:32 < protocol> anyway 23:32 < protocol> im gonna have to go to the hospital 23:32 < protocol> too much bleeding on the knees and im feeling woozy 23:32 < rodney> arg... best go 23:32 < protocol> ill see u guys laters 23:32 < rodney> take care man 23:33 < protocol> thank 23:33 < protocol> s 23:33 -!- protocol is now known as protocol|hostpial 23:34 < rodney> some should really make sure he gets to the hospital now 23:34 < rodney> someone* 23:43 < jimmiejaz> so we know that omega is a little pussy. 23:43 < jimmiejaz> can't show up alone, needs his pussy bitches to help him. 23:44 < rodney> and too stupid to realise he just proved it 23:45 < ZeroHour> fuckingoAIH(S* YUF(*@Y (*Y#@ 23:46 < ZeroHour> xeon's hdd kicked the bucket i think 23:46 < ZeroHour> or at least i hope 23:46 < ZeroHour> hope it's not the board 23:46 < ZeroHour> :/ 00:15 -!- ezcruci [~cryboy@ChatJunkies-8a05416b.pool.einsundeins.de] has joined #linuxhelp 00:21 -!- protocol|hostpial [~suckitgood@ChatJunkies-d6b35cc5.dyn.optonline.net] has quit [Quit: ] 01:27 -!- nexooh is now known as nexu|afk 02:14 < lowkey> omega tried to threaten violence? 02:14 < lowkey> and i missed it? 02:14 * lowkey kicks self 02:16 < rodney> they had a fight and it escalated way out of control :( 02:23 < lowkey> yeah 02:23 < lowkey> just read the logs 02:23 < lowkey> fucking bitch 02:23 < lowkey> whatever happened to man-to-man with fists. 02:23 < lowkey> fucking punks. 02:29 < rodney> i know :S 02:31 < rodney> its a lot more like that everywhere nowadays tho it seems 02:32 < rodney> theres no guns here, but there more of that mentality which will go mental... carry knifes/etc.. come in mobs...yada 02:32 < rodney> well i say no guns... 02:32 < lowkey> i believe in guns. 02:32 < lowkey> god made all men. samuel colt made all men equal. 02:32 < rodney> if they are used properly yes 02:33 < rodney> lol 02:33 < rodney> yeah 02:33 < lowkey> guns are used far more for self defense than for reported crimes. 02:33 < lowkey> so just showing a gun can save your ass 02:33 < lowkey> and an 100lb chick with a gun can defend herself against a 200lb man 02:33 < lowkey> try that without a gun. 02:34 < rodney> yeah true heh 02:34 < lowkey> i dont carry but i'm a former marine. 02:34 < lowkey> my sister i got her a gun to keep in the house (she refuses to carry) 02:35 < lowkey> fuck. this is screwed up. 02:35 < rodney> what the world ? 02:35 < lowkey> that too. 02:35 < rodney> id rather have a gun tbh... 02:35 < lowkey> well if you look at crime statistics for the old west 02:36 < lowkey> when everyone had guns the rate of rape/assualt/etc went way down 02:36 < rodney> all the law does here, is stop the low level bad guys often having one handy 02:37 < rodney> often 02:37 < rodney> depending on location/background/family/yada 02:40 -!- lowkey [~lowkey@ChatJunkies-381847b4.hlrn.qwest.net] has quit [Ping timeout: 121 seconds] 02:40 -!- lowkey [~lowkey@ChatJunkies-381847b4.hlrn.qwest.net] has joined #linuxhelp 02:40 < lowkey> lag really sucks 03:21 -!- lowkey [~lowkey@ChatJunkies-381847b4.hlrn.qwest.net] has quit [Ping timeout: 121 seconds] 03:28 -!- lowkey [~lowkey@ChatJunkies-381847b4.hlrn.qwest.net] has joined #linuxhelp 03:44 -!- lowkey [~lowkey@ChatJunkies-381847b4.hlrn.qwest.net] has quit [Ping timeout: 121 seconds] 03:46 -!- lowkey [~lowkey@ChatJunkies-381847b4.hlrn.qwest.net] has joined #linuxhelp 04:03 -!- lowkey [~lowkey@ChatJunkies-381847b4.hlrn.qwest.net] has quit [Ping timeout: 121 seconds] 04:05 -!- lowkey [~lowkey@ChatJunkies-381847b4.hlrn.qwest.net] has joined #linuxhelp 04:11 -!- phr0sty [~phr0z3n@EDD878.62B696.9A8F93.82791C] has quit [Quit: Leaving] 04:14 -!- lowkey [~lowkey@ChatJunkies-381847b4.hlrn.qwest.net] has quit [Ping timeout: 121 seconds] 04:16 -!- lowkey [~lowkey@ChatJunkies-381847b4.hlrn.qwest.net] has joined #linuxhelp 04:28 -!- lowkey [~lowkey@ChatJunkies-381847b4.hlrn.qwest.net] has quit [Ping timeout: 121 seconds] 04:28 -!- LeFleeg [~abhi@C1375E.05C830.BFE3FC.6F844A] has quit [Quit: Leaving] 04:30 -!- lowkey [~lowkey@ChatJunkies-381847b4.hlrn.qwest.net] has joined #linuxhelp 04:41 -!- lowkey [~lowkey@ChatJunkies-381847b4.hlrn.qwest.net] has quit [Ping timeout: 121 seconds] 04:43 -!- lowkey [~lowkey@ChatJunkies-381847b4.hlrn.qwest.net] has joined #linuxhelp 04:55 -!- lowkey [~lowkey@ChatJunkies-381847b4.hlrn.qwest.net] has quit [Ping timeout: 121 seconds] 05:02 -!- lowkey [~lowkey@ChatJunkies-381847b4.hlrn.qwest.net] has joined #linuxhelp 05:06 -!- lowkey [~lowkey@ChatJunkies-381847b4.hlrn.qwest.net] has quit [Ping timeout: 121 seconds] 05:07 -!- lowkey [~lowkey@ChatJunkies-381847b4.hlrn.qwest.net] has joined #linuxhelp 05:19 -!- lowkey [~lowkey@ChatJunkies-381847b4.hlrn.qwest.net] has quit [Ping timeout: 121 seconds] 05:26 -!- lowkey [~lowkey@ChatJunkies-381847b4.hlrn.qwest.net] has joined #linuxhelp 05:30 -!- lowkey [~lowkey@ChatJunkies-381847b4.hlrn.qwest.net] has quit [Ping timeout: 121 seconds] 05:32 -!- lowkey [~lowkey@ChatJunkies-381847b4.hlrn.qwest.net] has joined #linuxhelp 05:36 -!- lowkey [~lowkey@ChatJunkies-381847b4.hlrn.qwest.net] has quit [Ping timeout: 121 seconds] 05:44 -!- lowkey [~lowkey@ChatJunkies-381847b4.hlrn.qwest.net] has joined #linuxhelp 05:48 -!- lowkey [~lowkey@ChatJunkies-381847b4.hlrn.qwest.net] has quit [Ping timeout: 121 seconds] 05:50 -!- lowkey [~lowkey@ChatJunkies-381847b4.hlrn.qwest.net] has joined #linuxhelp 05:54 -!- lowkey [~lowkey@ChatJunkies-381847b4.hlrn.qwest.net] has quit [Ping timeout: 121 seconds] 05:56 -!- lowkey [~lowkey@ChatJunkies-381847b4.hlrn.qwest.net] has joined #linuxhelp 06:00 -!- lowkey [~lowkey@ChatJunkies-381847b4.hlrn.qwest.net] has quit [Ping timeout: 121 seconds] 06:01 -!- lowkey [~lowkey@ChatJunkies-381847b4.hlrn.qwest.net] has joined #linuxhelp 06:06 -!- lowkey [~lowkey@ChatJunkies-381847b4.hlrn.qwest.net] has quit [Ping timeout: 121 seconds] 06:08 -!- lowkey [~lowkey@ChatJunkies-381847b4.hlrn.qwest.net] has joined #linuxhelp 06:17 < jimmiejaz> http://photos-f.ak.facebook.com/photos-ak-sf2p/v296/61/91/639644487/n639644487_1171773_2653.jpg 06:17 < jimmiejaz> and I thought canadians had it in the back. 06:17 < jimmiejaz> bag* 06:18 < BabyDoll> Good morning, jimmiejaz 06:18 < jimmiejaz> it's morning. 06:18 < BabyDoll> I want to tell you something. 06:18 < jimmiejaz> I can't stop you. 06:19 < BabyDoll> I think it's really cool that you have a heart to love someone as much as you love newt. 06:19 < jimmiejaz> you're on drugs. 06:19 < BabyDoll> No. 06:19 < BabyDoll> I don't do drugs. 06:19 < AcTiVaTe> Drugs do you? 06:19 < jimmiejaz> you must, cause I don't love her. 06:20 < AcTiVaTe> Hey jimmah 06:20 < BabyDoll> Oh come on. You were blushing 2 nights ago. 06:20 < jimmiejaz> no, I wasn't. 06:20 < BabyDoll> You can deny it all you want but I know the truth. 06:20 * AcTiVaTe feels it coming in the air... 06:20 < BabyDoll> I wish a man could love me that way. 06:20 < BabyDoll> And that much. 06:20 * AcTiVaTe prepares something to clean the windows 06:21 < BabyDoll> But I haven't been that lucky. :) 06:21 < BabyDoll> newt is one lucky girl. 06:21 -!- lowkey [~lowkey@ChatJunkies-381847b4.hlrn.qwest.net] has quit [Ping timeout: 121 seconds] 06:22 < BabyDoll> I was teasing the two of you cuz I envy you. :) 06:23 < BabyDoll> Nothing wrong with being in love. 06:23 -!- lowkey [~lowkey@ChatJunkies-381847b4.hlrn.qwest.net] has joined #linuxhelp 06:23 < BabyDoll> Well, I gotta jet. See you later. 06:25 < jimmiejaz> http://img.ircimages.com/ircimages/1/b/1b4915193164e710399ab269e1d08378.jpg 06:28 -!- lowkey [~lowkey@ChatJunkies-381847b4.hlrn.qwest.net] has quit [Ping timeout: 121 seconds] 06:29 -!- Blaqlight [~blaqlight@ChatJunkies-e3b79e6a.Denver1.Level3.net] has joined #linuxhelp 06:36 -!- lowkey [~lowkey@ChatJunkies-381847b4.hlrn.qwest.net] has joined #linuxhelp 06:40 -!- lowkey [~lowkey@ChatJunkies-381847b4.hlrn.qwest.net] has quit [Ping timeout: 121 seconds] 06:41 -!- lowkey [~lowkey@ChatJunkies-381847b4.hlrn.qwest.net] has joined #linuxhelp 06:45 -!- lowkey [~lowkey@ChatJunkies-381847b4.hlrn.qwest.net] has quit [Ping timeout: 121 seconds] 06:56 -!- lowkey [~lowkey@ChatJunkies-381847b4.hlrn.qwest.net] has joined #linuxhelp 07:02 -!- lowkey [~lowkey@ChatJunkies-381847b4.hlrn.qwest.net] has quit [Ping timeout: 121 seconds] 07:02 -!- Blaqlight is now known as Johnny 07:04 -!- lowkey [~lowkey@ChatJunkies-381847b4.hlrn.qwest.net] has joined #linuxhelp 07:08 -!- lowkey [~lowkey@ChatJunkies-381847b4.hlrn.qwest.net] has quit [Ping timeout: 121 seconds] 07:10 -!- lowkey [~lowkey@ChatJunkies-381847b4.hlrn.qwest.net] has joined #linuxhelp 07:13 < jimmiejaz> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ya6JfFK_lYQ Ron Paul warns of current GA- Russia conflict in 2002 07:14 -!- lowkey [~lowkey@ChatJunkies-381847b4.hlrn.qwest.net] has quit [Ping timeout: 121 seconds] 07:15 < jimmiejaz> Fliers without ID placed on TSA list http://abcnews.go.com/Technology/story?id=5568621&page=1 07:16 -!- lowkey [~lowkey@ChatJunkies-381847b4.hlrn.qwest.net] has joined #linuxhelp 07:20 -!- lowkey [~lowkey@ChatJunkies-381847b4.hlrn.qwest.net] has quit [Ping timeout: 121 seconds] 07:26 -!- lowkey [~lowkey@ChatJunkies-381847b4.hlrn.qwest.net] has joined #linuxhelp 07:37 -!- abdrahim [~abdrahim@ChatJunkies-636b8b52.wanamaroc.com] has joined #linuxhelp 07:39 -!- abdrahim [~abdrahim@ChatJunkies-636b8b52.wanamaroc.com] has quit [Quit: Leaving] 07:40 -!- abdrahim [~abdrahim@ChatJunkies-636b8b52.wanamaroc.com] has joined #linuxhelp 07:41 < abdrahim> hello 07:42 -!- abdrahim [~abdrahim@ChatJunkies-636b8b52.wanamaroc.com] has quit [Quit: Leaving] 07:44 -!- lowkey [~lowkey@ChatJunkies-381847b4.hlrn.qwest.net] has quit [Ping timeout: 121 seconds] 07:44 < jimmiejaz> A top Russian general said Friday that Poland's agreement to accept a U.S. missile defense battery exposes ex-communist nation to attack, possibly by nuclear weapons http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20080815/ap_on_re_eu/russia_us_missile_defense 07:46 -!- lowkey [~lowkey@ChatJunkies-381847b4.hlrn.qwest.net] has joined #linuxhelp 07:50 -!- lowkey [~lowkey@ChatJunkies-381847b4.hlrn.qwest.net] has quit [Ping timeout: 121 seconds] 07:52 -!- lowkey [~lowkey@ChatJunkies-381847b4.hlrn.qwest.net] has joined #linuxhelp 07:53 < jimmiejaz> lots of nudity.... http://community.livejournal.com/foto_decadent/1806730.html someone scanned in madonna's 'sex book' 07:56 -!- Johnny [~blaqlight@ChatJunkies-e3b79e6a.Denver1.Level3.net] has left #linuxhelp [Leaving] 07:56 -!- lowkey [~lowkey@ChatJunkies-381847b4.hlrn.qwest.net] has quit [Ping timeout: 121 seconds] 07:58 -!- lowkey [~lowkey@ChatJunkies-381847b4.hlrn.qwest.net] has joined #linuxhelp 08:03 -!- lowkey [~lowkey@ChatJunkies-381847b4.hlrn.qwest.net] has quit [Ping timeout: 121 seconds] 08:05 -!- lowkey [~lowkey@ChatJunkies-381847b4.hlrn.qwest.net] has joined #linuxhelp 08:06 * jimmiejaz is going to ram a Volvo up lowkey's ass 08:09 -!- lowkey [~lowkey@ChatJunkies-381847b4.hlrn.qwest.net] has quit [Ping timeout: 121 seconds] 08:10 -!- lowkey [~lowkey@ChatJunkies-381847b4.hlrn.qwest.net] has joined #linuxhelp 08:24 < BabyDoll> *sigh* Bonkers doesn't even speak to me anymore. 08:25 -!- lowkey [~lowkey@ChatJunkies-381847b4.hlrn.qwest.net] has quit [Ping timeout: 121 seconds] 08:27 -!- lowkey [~lowkey@ChatJunkies-381847b4.hlrn.qwest.net] has joined #linuxhelp 08:29 -!- AcTiVaTe [~activate@ChatJunkies-00ea6a5e.dsl.concepts.nl] has quit [Quit: Leaving] 08:31 < BabyDoll> It's okay. We're just acquaintances. 08:31 -!- Bonkers [~bonkers@ChatJunkies-2b73ef72.dsl.teksavvy.com] has joined #linuxhelp 08:31 -!- lowkey [~lowkey@ChatJunkies-381847b4.hlrn.qwest.net] has quit [Ping timeout: 121 seconds] 08:33 -!- lowkey [~lowkey@ChatJunkies-381847b4.hlrn.qwest.net] has joined #linuxhelp 08:34 < BabyDoll> Why do I have a better connection than lowkey. 08:35 < BabyDoll> He sure made a mess on the screen in the channel overnight. lol 08:37 -!- lowkey [~lowkey@ChatJunkies-381847b4.hlrn.qwest.net] has quit [Ping timeout: 121 seconds] 08:37 < BabyDoll> "dad" is pissed off he can't find his dvd player. What's he yelling at me for. 08:40 -!- AcTiVaTe [~activate@ChatJunkies-00ea6a5e.dsl.concepts.nl] has joined #linuxhelp 08:42 < BabyDoll> Hi AcTiVaTe. 08:42 < BabyDoll> I read what you typed earlier. You're funny. 08:44 < BabyDoll> Now that "dad" is gone, I could relax and listen to music. 08:46 < BabyDoll> Oh that noisy street cleaning vehicle that we don't need in this neighborhood. 08:54 -!- lowkey [~lowkey@ChatJunkies-381847b4.hlrn.qwest.net] has joined #linuxhelp 08:58 -!- lowkey [~lowkey@ChatJunkies-381847b4.hlrn.qwest.net] has quit [Ping timeout: 121 seconds] 09:01 -!- lowkey [~lowkey@ChatJunkies-381847b4.hlrn.qwest.net] has joined #linuxhelp 09:02 * BabyDoll ties lowkey to the computer chair. 09:02 < BabyDoll> Let's see how long that lasts. 09:06 -!- lowkey [~lowkey@ChatJunkies-381847b4.hlrn.qwest.net] has quit [Ping timeout: 121 seconds] 09:07 < BabyDoll> dammit. 09:08 < BabyDoll> He got away. 09:08 -!- lowkey [~lowkey@ChatJunkies-381847b4.hlrn.qwest.net] has joined #linuxhelp 09:11 * BabyDoll cuffs lowkey to the bed frame. 09:12 -!- lowkey [~lowkey@ChatJunkies-381847b4.hlrn.qwest.net] has quit [Ping timeout: 121 seconds] 09:12 < BabyDoll> He thinks he's so slick. 09:13 -!- lowkey [~lowkey@ChatJunkies-381847b4.hlrn.qwest.net] has joined #linuxhelp 09:17 -!- lowkey [~lowkey@ChatJunkies-381847b4.hlrn.qwest.net] has quit [Ping timeout: 121 seconds] 09:24 -!- lowkey [~lowkey@ChatJunkies-381847b4.hlrn.qwest.net] has joined #linuxhelp 09:28 -!- lowkey [~lowkey@ChatJunkies-381847b4.hlrn.qwest.net] has quit [Ping timeout: 121 seconds] 09:30 -!- lowkey [~lowkey@ChatJunkies-381847b4.hlrn.qwest.net] has joined #linuxhelp 09:34 -!- lowkey [~lowkey@ChatJunkies-381847b4.hlrn.qwest.net] has quit [Ping timeout: 121 seconds] 09:41 -!- lowkey [~lowkey@ChatJunkies-381847b4.hlrn.qwest.net] has joined #linuxhelp 09:50 < jimmiejaz> http://www.youtube.com/v/eJh_EUrEAZg&color1=11645361&color2=13619151&hl=en&fs=1 So whose idea was it to get a coked-out-of-his god-damn-mind Richard Pryor on "Sesame Street"? 09:52 -!- lowkey [~lowkey@ChatJunkies-381847b4.hlrn.qwest.net] has quit [Ping timeout: 121 seconds] 09:52 < Bonkers> The same person whose idea it was to start me in /etc everytime I open a new shell. 09:53 < jimmiejaz> o_0 09:54 -!- lowkey [~lowkey@ChatJunkies-381847b4.hlrn.qwest.net] has joined #linuxhelp 10:00 -!- lowkey [~lowkey@ChatJunkies-381847b4.hlrn.qwest.net] has quit [Ping timeout: 121 seconds] 10:02 -!- lowkey [~lowkey@ChatJunkies-381847b4.hlrn.qwest.net] has joined #linuxhelp 10:06 -!- lowkey [~lowkey@ChatJunkies-381847b4.hlrn.qwest.net] has quit [Ping timeout: 121 seconds] 10:08 -!- lowkey [~lowkey@ChatJunkies-381847b4.hlrn.qwest.net] has joined #linuxhelp 10:22 -!- lowkey [~lowkey@ChatJunkies-381847b4.hlrn.qwest.net] has quit [Ping timeout: 121 seconds] 10:24 -!- lowkey [~lowkey@ChatJunkies-381847b4.hlrn.qwest.net] has joined #linuxhelp 10:25 -!- lowkey [~lowkey@ChatJunkies-381847b4.hlrn.qwest.net] has quit [[services.chatjunkies.org] Killed (NickServ (GHOST command used by davev!~davev@68AA08.6D631D.8676ED.8D795B))] 10:25 -!- lowkey [~davev@68AA08.6D631D.8676ED.8D795B] has joined #linuxhelp 10:28 -!- Fjordside [~Jonas@ChatJunkies-341968b8.net] has joined #linuxhelp 10:30 -!- lowkey_ [~lowkey@ChatJunkies-381847b4.hlrn.qwest.net] has joined #linuxhelp 10:34 -!- lowkey_ [~lowkey@ChatJunkies-381847b4.hlrn.qwest.net] has quit [Ping timeout: 121 seconds] 10:46 < lowkey> Welcome to Costco, I love you. 10:47 < lowkey> http://img303.imageshack.us/img303/2392/kicky2ef.jpg NSFW 10:48 < lowkey> http://www.penny-arcade.com/images/2001/20010618h.gif 10:48 < lowkey> http://s29.photobucket.com/albums/c261/bulok/azns/th_wow-1.gif Asian Pedobear 10:51 < BabyDoll> I couldn't get in touch with protocol. 10:51 < lowkey> he's probably at work 10:51 < BabyDoll> That's where I called. 10:51 < lowkey> oh 10:52 < BabyDoll> And good morning btw lowkey. Glad you're awake now. 10:54 -!- Bonkers [~bonkers@ChatJunkies-2b73ef72.dsl.teksavvy.com] has quit [Ping timeout: 121 seconds] 10:56 < lowkey> i wish i wasn't awake. 10:56 < lowkey> but its only 7 hrs to go until works done. 10:56 < BabyDoll> :) 10:57 < BabyDoll> I'm really worried about protocol because of last night. 10:58 < lowkey> yeah that was messed up. 10:58 < BabyDoll> I asked to speak to Yaris but the operator couldn't find him on the list. 10:58 < lowkey> hmmm 10:59 < BabyDoll> So we can't tell if he's still in the hospital or whether he made it to work. 10:59 < jimmiejaz> wtf is up with your connection lowkey ? 10:59 < lowkey> if he made it home, i can't imagine they'd keep him in the hospital. 10:59 < lowkey> jimmiejaz: i think ktorrent is dominating the connection. 11:11 < lowkey> brb 11:11 -!- lowkey [~davev@68AA08.6D631D.8676ED.8D795B] has quit [Quit: leaving] 11:11 -!- lowkey [~lowkey@ChatJunkies-381847b4.hlrn.qwest.net] has joined #linuxhelp 11:21 < lowkey> http://xkcd.com/463/ 11:21 < lowkey> ROFL 11:22 < BabyDoll> I don't get it. 11:23 < lowkey> anyone feel like creating a company to make honest simple voting machines based on linux or BSD ? 11:23 < lowkey> if it's running antivirus, it's running windows 11:23 -!- nexu|afk is now known as nexooh 11:23 < lowkey> and the idea that an embedded non-networked system needs antivirus is mildly insane in itself 11:23 < jimmiejaz> http://www.thesmokinggun.com/archive/0307062sheep3.html aught me Alan, I tried to fuck your sheep" 11:24 < BabyDoll> Oh lol 11:24 < lowkey> all we really need is enough money to design the hardware 11:24 < lowkey> the input interface is the most challenging part. 11:25 < lowkey> although tweaking a dedicated X session with one app wouldn't be that hard. 11:25 < lowkey> conceptually electronic voting should be simple. 11:25 < lowkey> oooh and OCR software tweaking. 11:26 < BabyDoll> I think these voting machines with no paper trail are bogus. 11:26 < lowkey> yes. 11:26 < lowkey> but thats easy to include in an electronic system. 11:26 < lowkey> think of it this way. 11:27 < lowkey> machine A: simple touchscreen interface. gathers the individuals votes on the various issues. 11:27 < lowkey> when the user confirms that his votes are accurate, it prints out an ATM like reciept. 11:28 < lowkey> which the user takes to a second machine that pulls the paper in and using OCR tabulates the votes. 11:28 < lowkey> then saves the receipt in a locked box. 11:28 < lowkey> if you need to verify the counts just open the box and start counting. 11:28 < BabyDoll> But that's not what they're doing. 11:28 < lowkey> second machine == B 11:28 < lowkey> nope. 11:29 < BabyDoll> It was made to be tampered with. 11:29 < lowkey> even though almost every state with electronic vote has laws that require a paper trail and auditing 11:29 < lowkey> yes. 11:29 < lowkey> diebold are simple to hack. 11:29 < BabyDoll> They try to fix one problem and cause an even bigger problem. 11:30 < lowkey> well diebold is the old name. Premier Election Systems is their new name. 11:30 < lowkey> diebold voting machines are based on windows + access. 11:30 < lowkey> it's a newbie design. its pretty sad. 11:30 < BabyDoll> And they poured millions into that crap. 11:31 < lowkey> and been paid millions. 11:31 < lowkey> you could probably build machine A for $300 each. machine B for $500-700 11:32 < BabyDoll> You know what I heard? Remember when they were trying to count the chads in Florida? Most of those people who were protesting were people from the shee aye yay. 11:32 < lowkey> oh and you need machine C (if voter has a misprinted reciept it doesn't go into machine b, it goes into machine c and the voter is allowed to start over). 11:32 < lowkey> counting chads was silly. 11:33 < BabyDoll> They used intimidation tactics to make sure they get their way. 11:33 < lowkey> bah. everyone does that. 11:34 < lowkey> it's the american way. bitch until you get what you want. 11:34 < BabyDoll> We have a rogue guba mint 11:34 < lowkey> no more than we've ever had. 11:35 < BabyDoll> I won't get into more details. 11:35 < lowkey> almost all the worst laws of the last 8 yrs (patriot act, etc) have been proposed for a long time 11:35 < lowkey> but they never could pass them. 11:35 < lowkey> 9/11 just gave an excuse the legislators could hide behind 11:36 < BabyDoll> And unfortunately, that was planned. 11:36 < lowkey> LOL, are you saying we did it to ourselves? 11:37 < lowkey> if so, you and jimmiejaz will get along great. 11:37 < BabyDoll> It was part of the Master Plan. 11:37 < lowkey> our govt seldom gets anything right. i seriously doubt they could pull off an operation like that perfectly without any leaks. 11:38 < BabyDoll> The powers that be don't care about the lives lost. They care about $. 11:38 < lowkey> LOL 11:38 < BabyDoll> You laugh now. 11:39 < BabyDoll> But just wait. :) 11:39 < BabyDoll> she I yay have been involved with a lot of underhanded things. 11:40 < lowkey> bah. 11:40 < lowkey> they're just not that good anymore. 11:40 < BabyDoll> Some of their dirty laundry have been exposed under the Freedom of Information Act. 11:41 < lowkey> yeah 11:41 < BabyDoll> Do a search for "fama Lee Jewels" she aya yay but spelled properly. 11:42 < BabyDoll> family jewels 11:42 < BabyDoll> I don't know if they still post it or took them down. 11:42 < lowkey> http://www.gwu.edu/~nsarchiv/NSAEBB/NSAEBB222/index.htm 11:43 -!- protocol|hostpial [~suckitgood@ChatJunkies-d6b35cc5.dyn.optonline.net] has joined #linuxhelp 11:44 < BabyDoll> PROTOCOL!!!!! 11:44 < protocol|hostpial> ey sup 11:44 -!- protocol|hostpial is now known as protocol 11:44 < BabyDoll> Are you all right? 11:44 < lowkey> how's it going? 11:44 -!- rwg|laptop [~rwg@ChatJunkies-bbbe8390.ct.comcast.net] has joined #linuxhelp 11:44 < protocol> just got back from the hospital... fuckers had me all day in there 11:44 < protocol> doing good 11:44 < BabyDoll> Oh gosh. 11:44 < BabyDoll> Did you get stitches? 11:44 < lowkey> why so long? 11:45 < protocol> got stitches on my knee and on my head 11:45 < lowkey> just waiting your turn? 11:45 < BabyDoll> Owww... 11:45 < protocol> lowkey, emergency room is the worst in nyc. not to mention they were running tests 11:45 < lowkey> ah. 11:45 < lowkey> yeah it can get busy here too. 11:45 < protocol> did he come back while i was gone 11:45 < BabyDoll> No. 11:46 < BabyDoll> I tried calling you. 11:46 < protocol> at work? 11:46 < BabyDoll> Yes. 11:46 < protocol> lol had to call out 11:46 < BabyDoll> They didn't recognize your name. lol 11:46 < protocol> ah 11:46 -!- rwg [~rwg@ChatJunkies-bbbe8390.ct.comcast.net] has quit [Ping timeout: 121 seconds] 11:46 < protocol> Yaris Alex Gutierrez <--- 11:46 < protocol> full name 11:46 < BabyDoll> Ohhh. 11:47 < BabyDoll> The lady asked me is Yaris a first or last name. I said I'm not sure. lol 11:47 < BabyDoll> And she asked what department is he in. I said I'm not sure. 11:47 < protocol> when they ask department 11:47 < protocol> say Applications Department 11:47 < BabyDoll> Okay. :) 11:47 -!- nexooh [~nnscript@B70C6A.841BF5.366093.88C02D] has quit [Ping timeout: 121 seconds] 11:48 < protocol> but I probably won't be at work till Wednesday or Thurs. doc told me I should relax for a while and go back for a CT scan in a week 11:48 -!- nexooh [~nnscript@B70C6A.841BF5.366093.88C02D] has joined #linuxhelp 11:48 < protocol> wb nexooh, you prick ;) 11:48 -!- grape [~grape@ChatJunkies-7dca5e1a.sc-graz.chello.at] has joined #linuxhelp 11:48 < lowkey> CT scan? 11:48 < protocol> CAT scan 11:48 < lowkey> get thumpted that hard? 11:49 < lowkey> err thumped 11:49 < grape> leave my cat alone! :-) 11:49 < grape> hi all 11:49 < lowkey> hey grape. 11:49 < protocol> lowkey, I was getting kicked in the head by his friends while I was punching him in the face 11:49 < grape> ley lowkey 11:49 < protocol> and after my friends jumped in, a friend of his stabbed me 11:49 * lowkey once tried to scan a cat but every time i tried to close the lid and press it flat, it would claw at me. 11:49 < grape> protocol: fight? does not sound good 11:49 -!- rwg|laptop [~rwg@ChatJunkies-bbbe8390.ct.comcast.net] has quit [Ping timeout: 121 seconds] 11:49 < protocol> so... pretty gay 11:49 < protocol> grape, it really wasnt :\ 11:49 < lowkey> yes. very bad. 11:50 < grape> protocol: you got hurt seriously I gather??? 11:50 < protocol> lol @ lowkey 11:50 < protocol> grape, couple of bumps and bruises, a broken pinky, and stitches on my left knee and head 11:50 < grape> still :-( 11:50 < protocol> happened last night 11:50 < grape> ok 11:50 < protocol> with some dick head who was in this channel named omega 11:50 < grape> in a bar? 11:50 < lowkey> grape: it started here. 11:51 < lowkey> grape: in channel 11:51 < BabyDoll> I don't know if I like the wonders of technology. 11:51 < grape> oh.. really???? and I was not around? 11:51 < lowkey> nope. 11:51 < grape> what sparked it off? 11:51 < protocol> him talking wreckless 11:51 < grape> so he was local to you? 11:51 < lowkey> yep. he was a jackhole. 11:51 < protocol> two blocks away actually 11:52 < protocol> he lives very close 11:52 < BabyDoll> Too close for comfort. 11:52 < protocol> my friend sammy shot in the air after i got stabbed and everyone started scrambling 11:52 -!- rwg [~rwg@ChatJunkies-bbbe8390.ct.comcast.net] has joined #linuxhelp 11:52 < nexooh> zup protocol 11:52 < protocol> grape, the funny thing is, after we kicked their asses, he comes back in here saying he's going to kill me 11:52 < nexooh> long time no see 11:53 < BabyDoll> Hi nexooh and rwg. 11:53 < rwg> Gee 11:53 < BabyDoll> And grape. 11:53 < protocol> nexooh, yea man. I've been working like a Mexican in a California highway 11:53 < grape> hi BabyDoll 11:53 < lowkey> i say print out that piece of the log and then just go shoot him. 11:53 < lowkey> its self-defense. 11:53 < rwg> I didn't think downloading a 3.67GB file would be considered a "burden to the network" 11:53 < nexooh> i've been slacking off like a mexican 11:53 < rwg> Fuck Comcast 11:53 < nexooh> what a coincedence 11:53 < rwg> and Fuck TCP RST floods 11:54 < protocol> lowkey, my friend told me to do that. jimmiejaz sent me a log that I have. But I'll just wait till something happens. I have people over here looking for him 11:54 < protocol> made a phone call after he threatened me 11:54 < jimmiejaz> head injuries, they want to keep you overnight to make sure your brain isn't swelling 11:54 < lowkey> lol. 11:54 < jimmiejaz> I can give you my entire buffer. 11:54 < protocol> jimmiejaz, doc told me the same 11:54 < lowkey> protocol? brain? swelling? are we talking about the same protocol? 11:54 < protocol> lol 11:54 < jimmiejaz> good point lowcock 11:55 < lowkey> it does swing low.