-fivequestionmarks- Here's the list of commands I have: -fivequestionmarks- ------ Misc ------ -fivequestionmarks- !botcommands - Outputs this message. -fivequestionmarks- !engrishsentence - Posts a random, often funny, sentence. -fivequestionmarks- !htl - A game where you try to guess the right number. -fivequestionmarks- !8ball - A ball that answers your question. -fivequestionmarks- !greeting - Changes your custom greeting. -fivequestionmarks- !calc - A calculator that can't really calculate large numbers. -fivequestionmarks- !time - Gets the time in GMT. -fivequestionmarks- !ping - A simple script for those who fear peering. -fivequestionmarks- !i-ching - A reference to The Long Dark Tea-Time of the Soul by Douglas Adams. -fivequestionmarks- !eval - Takes mIRC identifiers and outputs the result. -fivequestionmarks- !topicappend - Adds text to the topic. -fivequestionmarks- !uberdice - Rolls a random number. -fivequestionmarks- !fqmrussianroulette - Kicks you if you're unlucky. -fivequestionmarks- !quit - Kills your connection with your message. -fivequestionmarks- !messagequit - Sets your quit message for !quit. -fivequestionmarks- !gender - Changes fivequestionmarks's knowledge of your gender. -fivequestionmarks- !asciiart - Posts an ASCII art if it exists. -fivequestionmarks- !repeat - Tell it something, and it'll tell you how freaking same-minded you are. -fivequestionmarks- !beacon - Alerts everyone who bothers to make their IRC clients alert when their current nick is said to the current channel. Use with care. -fivequestionmarks- !beta - Returns a random sentence, was made before !engrishsentence and therefore less complex. -fivequestionmarks- !echobox - Type anything after it and it'll return somebody else's text that was used when this was used. -fivequestionmarks- !get - You get... things. -fivequestionmarks- !seen - Says when a nick was last on and the last they they said. -fivequestionmarks- !catchpoke - Catches a random Pokemon. -fivequestionmarks- !radio - Outputs your message to all channels that have it enabled. -fivequestionmarks- !declare - Outputs a random message with your input and what you think they're doing. Credit goes to Ditto for the text. -fivequestionmarks- !everytime - Every time you masturbate, God kills a kitten. -fivequestionmarks- !engrish - It wirr output youl message with the R's and L's swapped. -fivequestionmarks- !fqmtrivia - Guess the current trivia question loaded. -fivequestionmarks- !scan - Outputs a list of inromation for what you requested. -fivequestionmarks- !bigtext - Outputs a Unicode character in very large font. -fivequestionmarks- !ident - Returns the requested mIRC identifier, along with inputted text for it. -fivequestionmarks- ------ Stats ------ -fivequestionmarks- !stats - Posts the stats about how many times you have posted, kicked, etc. -fivequestionmarks- !word - Posts how many times a word has been said, for example. -fivequestionmarks- !multiword - Posts how many times each word has been said for multiple words. -fivequestionmarks- !logs - Notices you the link to fivequestionmarks's logs on Allpurpose. -fivequestionmarks- !randomword - Posts a random word in its statsfile. -fivequestionmarks- !uptime - Outputs how long fivequestionmarks's system has been up. -fivequestionmarks- !sysinfo - Outputs information about the server fivequestionmarks is hosted on. -fivequestionmarks- ------ Slaps ------ -fivequestionmarks- !slap - Slaps a person with a custom slap. -fivequestionmarks- !gslap - Slaps a person with a random person's slap. -fivequestionmarks- !addslap - Adds a custom slap. -fivequestionmarks- !remslap - Removes a custom slap. (If you type "!remslap" alone, it lists your slaps.) -fivequestionmarks- ------ Text conversion ------ -fivequestionmarks- !backwards - Makes the input text backwards. -fivequestionmarks- !36base - Convert 36-base numbers into 10-base. -fivequestionmarks- !10base - Convert 10-base numbers into 36-base. -fivequestionmarks- !asciitobinary - An ASCII to binary converter. -fivequestionmarks- !binarytoascii - A binary to ASCII converter. -fivequestionmarks- !asciitohex - An ASCII to hexadecimal converter. -fivequestionmarks- !hextoascii - A hexadecimal to ASCII converter. -fivequestionmarks- !asciitooctal - An ASCII to octary converter. -fivequestionmarks- !octaltoascii - A octary to ASCII converter. -fivequestionmarks- !asciitodecimal - An ASCII to decimal converter. -fivequestionmarks- !decimaltoascii - A decimal to ASCII converter. -fivequestionmarks- ------ Options ------ -fivequestionmarks- !color - Turns on or off most colors. -fivequestionmarks- !lagometer - Turns on or off the lag-o-meter. -fivequestionmarks- !notice - Turns on or off notices except for the greeting. -fivequestionmarks- !setgreeting - Turns on or off the greeting. -fivequestionmarks- ------ Administrative ------ -fivequestionmarks- !fqmscripts - Turns on or off fivequestionmarks's scripts in the channel. -fivequestionmarks- !admin - Gives someone administrative power. -fivequestionmarks- !say - Make fivequestionmarks say stuff. -fivequestionmarks- !act - Make fivequestionmarks do stuff. -fivequestionmarks- !part - Make fivequestionmarks part from a channel. -fivequestionmarks- !join - Make fivequestionmarks join a channel. -fivequestionmarks- !fiveechobox - Outputs five echobox messages, doesn't require an input. -fivequestionmarks- !lol - Outputs a echobox message, using a random nick from a random channel. -fivequestionmarks- !crapai - Make fivequestionmarks use a simple, one-line AI in mIRC script. -fivequestionmarks- More may come soon if Kyoukipichi isn't lazy. -fivequestionmarks- Most commands can be accessed by both channel and private message.