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<JoelOlive> Hi! I'm a Mac from Brazil
<Eth|IPv6> Omg. your so cool
<Eth|IPv6> Can i have your autograph ?
<JoelOlive> Mine?
<Eth|IPv6> Yes
<JoelOlive> ;D
<JoelOlive> Where you are from?
<Eth|IPv6> Norway
<JoelOlive> Wow!
<JoelOlive> So far
<Eth|IPv6> Hehe.
<JoelOlive> What is your Mac?
<Eth|IPv6> I have a iMac 24"
<Eth|IPv6> with 4gb memory
<Eth|IPv6> With windows
<Eth|IPv6> Not that sucky os x thingy
<Eth|IPv6> Kidding :p
<Eth|IPv6> Lol
<JoelOlive> hahaha
<Eth|IPv6> I have a iMac 24" with 4gb memory
<ToneReset> I have a Mac with 8gb memory
<Eth|IPv6> hmm. Need to turn up my thermostat, its starting to snow into my room now. 
<ToneReset> And a quad-core processor
<ToneReset> and a 20tb hard drive for all my porn
<Eth|IPv6> Omg, porn ?
<JoelOlive> Here in Brazil is very hot
<JoelOlive> Like hell
<Eth|IPv6> Have you ever read the bibel?
<Eth|IPv6> bible*
<JoelOlive> HAHAHA
<JoelOlive> Mine is a iMac Aluminum 20''. 1gb. 250gb
<Eth|IPv6> Yes im a christian.
<Eth|IPv6> Or actually, jehoavs witnesses
<JoelOlive> No porn... hot like... like... burning
<Eth|IPv6> jehova
<Eth|IPv6> Its a sin to watch porn, or to masturbate
<ToneReset> can't watch porn in Brazil, the sun will reflect off the screen
<JoelOlive> Know... ¬¬
<JoelOlive> HAHAHA
<JoelOlive> "We like big butts..."
<Eth|IPv6> I once saw some porn.
<Eth|IPv6> I puked
<ToneReset> 2 girls 1 cup?
<JoelOlive> Iarc!
<Eth|IPv6> No. that redtube thing. 
<Eth|IPv6> I have never watched porn before
<Eth|IPv6> im a jehova
<JoelOlive> What do you do?
<JoelOlive> Study only?
<Eth|IPv6> yes. and computer
<Eth|IPv6> Sex or masturbation before marriage is a sin
<JoelOlive> Age?
<Eth|IPv6> 24
<JoelOlive> No. It's not
<Eth|IPv6> Jehovas believes so
<JoelOlive> Me don't
<Eth|IPv6> du e en jævla dumming
<JoelOlive> What?
<ToneReset> that's norwegian
<Eth|IPv6> i just spoke to ToneReset 
<JoelOlive> So what about you Tone?
<Eth|IPv6> ka faen gjør han her æøåæøåæøåæøå
<JoelOlive> What do you do?
<ToneReset> helvetes hæstkul fitte
<ToneReset> I spend my life watching porn
<JoelOlive> HAHAHA
<ToneReset> not really
<JoelOlive> Awesome
<JoelOlive> What kind?
<Eth|IPv6> Im studying to become a jehova priest
<ToneReset> but I sit a lot in front of the computer
<Eth|IPv6> I love jehova
<JoelOlive> God... everybody here is a fucking jehova?
<ToneReset> yes
<Eth|IPv6> What the hell ?
<Eth|IPv6> Joel Oliveira 
<ToneReset> We have two religions
<ToneReset> Jehova
<ToneReset> and Apple
<Eth|IPv6> Not that language in my channel
<JoelOlive> Oh... of course... Steve Gods
<Eth|IPv6> no
<Eth|IPv6> jobs
<Eth|IPv6> Steve Jobs
<JoelOlive> ¬¬
<JoelOlive> Whatever
<ToneReset> We worship him
<Eth|IPv6> there is no God
<Eth|IPv6> Only jehova
<JoelOlive> Yep
<ToneReset> Everyday we pray infront of our Macs
<JoelOlive> No
<JoelOlive> Steve is God
<Eth|IPv6> No
<JoelOlive> Yesh
<JoelOlive> (michael scott... the office)
<Eth|IPv6> You really need to learn some Tetragrammaton
<JoelOlive> What is that?
<Eth|IPv6> its a disambiguation)
<JoelOlive> That means...
<ToneReset> rumpehæstkukiræva
<Eth|IPv6> Really... 
<Eth|IPv6> Josephus in Jewish Wars, chapter V, verse 235
<Eth|IPv6> read that
<JoelOlive> How norwegian see Brazil?
<Eth|IPv6> Isnt that he coffee thingy?
<JoelOlive> What?
<Eth|IPv6> Lots of coffee down there
<JoelOlive> HAHAHA
<Eth|IPv6> Omg its soon 00:00
<JoelOlive> We see norwgian... like... ice and... cold. And... fish... and ice...
<Eth|IPv6> Time to pray
<Eth|IPv6> Yes. we eat fish everyday
<ToneReset> Absolutely
<JoelOlive> We eat cows
<Eth|IPv6> My favourite is cod
<Eth|IPv6> lots of cod
<ToneReset> Mine too
<JoelOlive> Lots of mear
<Eth|IPv6> i eat cod for breakfast too
<JoelOlive> meat
<Eth|IPv6> we have cod cereal
<ToneReset> and cod pudding
<Eth|IPv6> Hmm, brb.
<Eth|IPv6> I need to pee
<JoelOlive> Oh... beyond ice and fish, we see blonds too
<ToneReset> 90% of the norwegian population are blond
<JoelOlive> Hot blonds... despite cold
<JoelOlive> You live in the paradise
<JoelOlive> All we have here is monkeys
<JoelOlive> And cows
<ToneReset> Yep, aren't we lucky?
<JoelOlive> And goats ¬¬
<JoelOlive> Kidding
<JoelOlive> We have blonds too
<ToneReset> O RLY?
<JoelOlive> Actually three states are formed by germany descendents
<JoelOlive> Yesh
<ToneReset> Here in Norway, we have Sami people
<ToneReset> they are the native people of Norway
<ToneReset> and they eat reindeer each day
<Eth|IPv6> JoelOlive: why do you celebrate christmas?
<Eth|IPv6> du e stygg
<ToneReset> æ ha en diger kuk i ræva
<Eth|IPv6> SKA Æ PUTT KUKEN MIN I RØVA DI!
<ToneReset> LA OSS HELLER PUTT FINGRAN I KUKRØRET
<Eth|IPv6> JA!
<Eth|IPv6> op mæ
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<JoelOlive> I'm back
<ToneReset> I see...
<JoelOlive> Oh... we like A-ha
<JoelOlive> Me like
<JoelOlive> Most of brazilians likes music that makes they dance naked
<ToneReset> that's a thing norwegians and brazilians have in common
<JoelOlive> HAHAHA
<JoelOlive> :D
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<Eth|IPv6> hmm
<Eth|IPv6> korsn kom han sæ inn?
<ToneReset> du bænna han på feil måte
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