jounouchi: FIREBALL!
yami: Uaahhh!
jounouchi: Hahahahaha!
yami: Jounouchi! The pain that just ran through my whole body wasn't the pain from your card's att-
jounouchi: whatever-r-r-r-r-r-r
jounouchi: my turn!
yami: You've lost your duelist's soul! You-
jounouchi: Tch! Shut up!
jounouchi: FIREBALL!
yami: Uaahhh!
jounouchi: Hahahahahahaha, hahahahaha!
yami: ... partner!
yuugi: Other me...
yuugi: God damn! What the fuck are you doing, you ass!
yami: *gasp*
yuugi: I'm your opponent.
jounouchi: uh
yuugi: My turn!
yuugi: Red Eyes...
yami: Partner. In that card dwells Jounouchi's true duelist's spir-
yuugi: whatever
yami: P- partner...
yuugi: Using two monsters as a sacrifice, I summon Red Eyes Black Dragon!
jounouchi: My turn!
yuugi: *gasp*
jounouchi: FIREBALL! Direct attack on the player!
yuugi: Uaahhh!
anzu: Yuugi!
yuugi: G- Guah! Guh!
yami: Wait a second, partner! Any more would be dangerous! I'll play in your stead!
yuugi: GET OFF ME!
yuugi: Sorry. But if I don't get stronger, you'll never be able to part from my mind.
jounouchi: Let's go, my t-
yuugi: My turn! Draw!
yuugi: I summon Magnet Warrior Beta in attack mode!
yuugi: Then, Red Eyes's attack! Dark Mega Flare!
jounouchi: Ngaahhh!
marik: What are you doing, Jounouchi!
jounouchi: Heh. Heheh. That was nothi-
yuugi: Next, I draw a card!
jounouchi: ! Hey! Yuugi!
yuugi: I lay one card face down-
jounouchi: W-w-w-w-wait a sec!
yuugi: Eh??
yami: Partner.
yuugi: Other me.
yami: There's no helping it.
yuugi: Yeah.
marik: He slipped up!
marik: Now, take Yuugi down on this t-
jounouchi: Draw!
yuugi: ?
jounouchi: Death... Meteo? Heheheheh, I've won!
marik: E-exaaactly! Victory is ou-
jounouchi: RRRRAH! MAGIC CA-
yuugi: The one who should prepare himself is you! Reverse card! Set! Furthermore!
jounouchi: Hey! Wait!
yuugi: Again~? No means no~~!
jounouchi: *gasp*
yuugi: Awright! I activate my special ability!
marik: what!?
yuugi: I have the power to draw cards whenever I want!
yuugi: And so, I draw! Sacrificing Magnet Warrior Beta, I summon Gilfer Daemon!
jounouchi: kh...
yuugi: Attack the mediocre slob!
jounouchi: Are you fucking kidding me...
yuugi: Guilfer Flame!
jounouchi: IWAAAAAAAAAAAKU! UWAAKUH!
yami: At this rate... Jounouchui's spirit will burn out!
mokuba: Big brother, Yuugi's way overdoing it! Jounouchi's seriously going to die!
kaiba: Such a brutal duel, in which a player is seriously trying to kill a mediocre slob, cannot even be called a duel anymore!
kaiba: OBJECTION!!
kaiba: I won't accept this! For the sake of the victim, I hereby pronounce this duel to be ov-
yuugi: SHUT UP!
yuugi: JOUNOUCHI ISN'T DEAD YET!
kaiba: *choke*
yuugi: From here on, I'll show you some even cooler shit!
yami: Stop it! I'm telling you, this isn't a joke, it's seriously bad!
yuugi: Eh...
yuugi: Well, you've got me there, haha... but, you know...
yuugi: GUILFER DAEMON, ATTACK!
jounouchi: IWAAAAAAAAAAAKU! UWAAKUH!
jounouchi: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHH
yuugi: I did it! [pun on "I did him in"]
anzu: How could you!
jounouchi: Agh....
yuugi: Mediocre slob blown up!
yami: No... Jounouchi!!