The boobie complex.

	Well, being the 18 year old male human being that I am, I was 

sitting in my room one day thinking about breasts.  I thought to 

myself, "Why?  Why do men like them so much?"  What makes female 

breasts so attractive?  
	
	Then I thought, "What are female breasts really?"  Well, you 

have your skin, your pec muscles, and fat.  The only differences 

between a male breast and a female breast, at least, the only visible 

differences are usually the areola size, the nipple size, and the 

portrusion of the breast due to maybe fatty tissue and certain glands 

in the depths of the breast.

	Knowing that, you already understand the concept of The Boobie 

Complex.  When you get down to it, the female breast is just another 

piece of flesh on the abstract piece of art called the female human 

body.  So, what makes female breasts so attractive to males?  

	Well, consider the following scenario when you think about my 

theory behind why males are attracted to them:
	
	Lets say you're in a park on a scortching hot day.  There is 

only one man passing out cold cups of water.  He passes you one cup, 

you take a sip, and you enjoyed every moment of that one tiny sip.  

Now, you want more of that cup of water. Then, the man quickly grabs 

the cup from you and throws it.  At this point, you want the water 

more than ever because you got to feel it's sweet salvation on your 

tongue.  You thirst for it because you had a taste of it, and now 

you're in the park looking at everyone else with a cold cub of water.  

You want that water, don't you?

	Replace the cup in my scenario with a female breast, the cold 

water in the cup with breast milk, the man with your mom,  the 

scorthing hot day with the burning desire for sexual pleasure, and 

replace the other people in the park with females.

	Try to observe your life as an infant and common 

characteristics of an infant.  Your mother feeds you through her 

breasts, right?  You know that when you're hungry, you can look to 

your mother, with the breasts that hold the milk inside, for feeding.  

Your mother's breasts become your pot of wealth as far as you're 

concerned. You cry for the milk because you want it so bad.

	All of a sudden, you're put on a bottle, not a breast. And now 

you're forced to drink only from a bottle and eventually a cup because 

you're at the age where your mother doesn't want you sucking on her 

nipples anymore.  You loved the breasts so much, and now that it's 

gone, you want it more than ever, but can't have it.  All you're left 

with desire.

	So what happens now?  Well, in our "cup of water" scenario, 

you would be attracted to any cup of water you see in the park.  

You're still thirsty for more.  You know that the water gives you a 

great feeling, so you want it.  However, theoretically, in regards to 

our complex revolving around female breasts, you are attracted to 

breasts because you had them taken away from you and now you can't 

have it. 

	There are a few unanswered questions that, if answered, might 

make my whole theory a fallacy -- Questions like: How come some girls, 

lesbian and straight, are attracted to breasts?;  How come gay guys 

aren't? Are they?;  How come some straight guys aren't into breasts?  

How come some men aren't attracted to male breasts?

	Again, this is only a theory.  I'm sure that there is some 

explanation for why men are attracted to female breasts.  I'd like to 

know what you guys think of this?  Found flaws in my theory?  Have 

things to add on?  Thought of this before?  You can email me, approach 

me on the street, or talk to me on the phone about it if you happen to 

have my number.  I'd like to know what you guys think.