Americans are sedated with:

biscuits
muffins
bagels
oreos
fig-bars
doritos
tostitos
corn-dogs
pancakes
duncan hines
pillsbury cakes
kraft cheese
Nabisco Ritz cookies
combos
burritos
fajitas
calzones
Cicis pizzas
Golden Corral
I-hop all u can eat buffets
potato salads
twinkies
little debbies
dunkin donuts
pop tarts
strudels
apple jax
pecan pies
ice-cream
Hardees supersize burgers
Quiznos
Little Caesars
whipped cream
brownies
tres leches cakes
butter cakes