> The Pope is visiting presidential candidate John Kerry. They are 
> sailing a river on the family yacht, discussing issues that the Pope 
> disagrees about Kerry's platform, particularly abortion issues. 
> They're admiring the sights when, all of a sudden, the Pope's hat 
> (zucchetto) blows off his head and out into the water. Secret service 
> guys start to launch a boat, but Kerry waves them off, saying, "Wait, 
> wait. I'll take care of this. Don't worry."
>
> Kerry steps off the yacht onto the surface of the water and walks out 
> to the Pope's hat, bends over and picks it up. He walks back across 
> the water to the yacht and climbs aboard. He hands the hat to the Pope 
> amid stunned silence.
>
> The next morning Fox News reports:  "Kerry Can't Swim."