Joe_Shmoe: !8ball iPal.. answer me this vexating ponderable: Is the cake a lie? iPal: My sources say no. McKain: Good to know Akins: !8ball Am i listening to Citizen Erased by Muse? iPal: It is certain. tkkttony: Ooh. So the cake isn't a lie. Joe_Shmoe: I knew it.. As long as Mckain is around the cake is NEVER a lie Akins: yay Joe_Shmoe: =) tkkttony: It's still out there then. DracoMage: !8ball Are you in league with GLADoS? iPal: Go for it! DracoMage: =| DracoMage: That's not an answer... tkkttony: It's in Area 51. tkkttony: :P McKain: !8ball Am I listening to I Kissed a Girl by Kate Perry? iPal: Definitely not. McKain: WIN. Akins: hey McK, are you British, American, what? Joe_Shmoe: Lol Akins: just curious McKain: American Joe_Shmoe: !8ball Is Mckain cheating on me? iPal: Outlook so so. Akins: k Joe_Shmoe: =/ DracoMage: !mail get linkan: !8ball is tk gona die soon iPal: My sources say no. tkkttony: Sweet. McKain: Sorry, Joe ;~; Joe_Shmoe: BASTARD Joe_Shmoe: WERE THROUGH Joe_Shmoe: Again DracoMage: I don't suppose "get" is a valid user name, is it? >.> Akins: !8ball Is Muse the band awesome? iPal: Are you kidding? Akins: nope! McKain: No, Draco McKain: too short Akins: iPal has a terrible taste in music... DracoMage: Mmm. Joe_Shmoe: -throws engagement ring down the sink- tkkttony: !8ball Do you think Jonas brothers suck? iPal: Definitely not. tkkttony: Grr. Akins: rofl! McKain: Oh dear Joe_Shmoe: You know Tony McKain: I see a riot coming on Joe_Shmoe: 2 out of 3 of the Jonas brothers are cute linkan: 8ball has problems in the music area Joe_Shmoe: o_o tkkttony: Eh. I don't like them. McKain: Either that or you have problems in the music area McKain: !8ball Do you like Owl City iPal: Probably. Joe_Shmoe: And not only that but Im sure 2 of them are still Jailbait.. McKain: See? Akins: the Jonas Brothers are terribly overrated McKain: Your taste ni music is just terrible Joe_Shmoe: We'll finish this ocnversation in a couple of years Joe_Shmoe: o_o McKain: XD Joe Joe_Shmoe: I don't like their music Joe_Shmoe: Barring this one catchy tune DracoMage: brb linkan: i dont like the jonas brothers music at all Akins: !8ball Do you like Britiney Spears' music? iPal: Looking good! Akins: hahaha! McKain: Oh dear Akins: xD Joe_Shmoe: Oh my gosh McKain: iPal, what's wrong with you? Joe_Shmoe: <3 BS Joe_Shmoe: o.0 McKain: O.o McKain: Fo rizzle? tkkttony: o.O linkan: !8ball do u like likin park iPal: Yes - definitely. Akins: !8ball Is Coldplay awesome? iPal: You may rely on it. linkan: there we go Joe_Shmoe: I think that's one of the few gay sterotypes I conform too.. my love of Brittney Spears music McKain: !8ball How about Kate Perry? Do you like Kate Perry? iPal: Outlook so so. tkkttony: Now I like iPal. :P marti000: !8ball is coldplay evil? iPal: Probably. linkan: lol tkkttony: !8ball Do you think DJ Tiesto is the best DJ in the world? McKain: Awesomely Evil iPal: Looking good! Akins: **** iPal >:( tkkttony: :P Joe_Shmoe: !8ball Do you think Bullet for my Valentine is a good band iPal? iPal: Most likely. McKain: This is too entertaining Joe_Shmoe: Wheee Akins: yea =P linkan: !8ball how bout disturbed ,do u like them iPal: My sources say no. linkan: oh hell no Joe_Shmoe: <3 Disturbed! Akins: !8ball Is Explosions in the Sky good? iPal: My sources say no. McKain: You really DO have poor taste in music Akins: omg you suck! hahaha McKain: iPal watches the news McKain: He knows about the Challenger accident tkkttony: !8ball Are you interested on kept on answering questions? iPal: Better not tell you now. Akins: disturbed is terrible... tkkttony: ... Joe_Shmoe: !8ball iPal do you like "Kelly" music? iPal: Looking good! Joe_Shmoe: A HA I FIGURED IT OUT! Joe_Shmoe: iPal is gay! linkan: disturbed is awsome McKain: XDD marti000: !8ball are you gay? iPal: Definitely not. marti000: LMAO McKain: He's in denial Akins: !8ball Do you like the movie, "Milk"? Joe_Shmoe: THE CAKE IS A LIE iPal: Yes - definitely. Joe_Shmoe: PANDEMONIUM Akins: yep, he's gay McKain: Ew! marti000: !8ball do you like brokeback mountain? iPal: Without a doubt. Joe_Shmoe: -puts ona helmet and takes cover for the apocalypse- McKain: Oh my gosh., McKain: XDD DracoMage: e.e; Joe_Shmoe: Now I know who Mckain is cheating on me with! Joe_Shmoe: IPAL IS REALLY MCKAINS GAY SEX ROBOT McKain: You figured it out Akins: !8ball Do you like Michael Jackson? iPal: I have my doubts. DracoMage: Ohay, I've been gone for 3 minutes. McKain: I made a robot sex slave linkan: !8ball do u think were anoying tkkttony: o.O iPal: Are you kidding? Akins: dang it >.< McKain: who acts as a chatbot when we're not having fun Akins: heh :p McKain: Isn't it handy, Draco? Joe_Shmoe: I didnt get very far in my book tkkttony: I was a little. Before I got promoted. Joe_Shmoe: Im only on page 9 Joe_Shmoe: o.o DracoMage: Yes. Akins: !8ball Do you watch porn? iPal: It is certain. tkkttony: lol. linkan: lol Akins: not gay... gay... what the heck? DracoMage: !8ball iPal, does McKain satisfy you? Sexually? iPal: Ask again later. DracoMage: =| McKain: XD Akins: ask again! linkan: lol DracoMage: !8ball Is it later yet? iPal: Yes, in due time. DracoMage: Wait what. McKain: XD marti000: LMAO DracoMage: XD Joe_Shmoe: !8ball iPal are you the top in your relationship with McKain? iPal: Definitely not. DracoMage: Ohshi- linkan: !8ball ipal, are you female iPal: Yes. McKain: How embarassing tkkttony: Guessed wrong. Akins: !8ball Does McKain satisfy you? Sexually? iPal: My reply is no. Akins: well... Joe_Shmoe: LOL DracoMage: OHSHI Joe_Shmoe: Yeah he didn't do much for me either Joe_Shmoe: o_o DracoMage: Lol. Akins: !8ball Does Michael Jackson satisfy you? Sexually? iPal: My sources say no. linkan: ipal is a girl McKain: TT_____TT Akins: dang it! tkkttony: lol. Joe_Shmoe: !8ball Ipal are your a hermaphrodite? iPal: My sources say no. Akins: !8ball Are you a girl? iPal: Yes. Akins: hahahaha McKain: Wow. DracoMage: Hmm. linkan: lol DracoMage: Consistant answer. McKain: I've been wrong all this time? linkan: lol Akins: lol McK McKain: No, Draco Joe_Shmoe: !8ball iPal are you a SHEmale? iPal: Don't bet on it. Joe_Shmoe: o_o tkkttony: SHE... I thought she was a MALE. McKain: I'm serious, it's entirely random McKain: And awesome Akins: well "she" might still be gay DracoMage: Lol. Joe_Shmoe: !8ball a tranny? iPal: Are you kidding? DracoMage: !8ball Is that a yes or a no? iPal: Looks good to me! McKain: I can't type these answer this fast Joe_Shmoe: !8ball a chick with a ..penis? iPal: Better not tell you now. Akins: !8ball Does Britiney Spears satisfy you? Sexually? iPal: Yes - definitely. McKain: XDD Akins: hahahahaha! linkan: lol tkkttony: lol. DracoMage: Lol. linkan: lesbain Akins: yeah Akins: amazing DracoMage: iPal is a lesbianbot. Akins: McK, you made a lesbian McKain: Well, Joe, lesbians are technically gay too linkan: !8ball so ur lesbian?? iPal: Are you kidding? Joe_Shmoe: Wait if iPal is a girl and shes gay and McKain lvoer.. and shes a lesbian and mcKain is really a woman and my ex lover? Joe_Shmoe: .. McKain: so you were right Joe_Shmoe: I THINK THIS MEANS IM STRAIGHT Joe_Shmoe: o.o tkkttony: Wow. McKain: XDD DracoMage: !8ball iPal, are you a lesbianbot? iPal: Most likely. Joe_Shmoe: I have to reevaluate my entire life DracoMage: =| McKain: XDDD DracoMage: See? linkan: lol Akins: !8ball Is Purple Alex gay? iPal: Yes - definitely. McKain: Either that, Joe, or my bot isn't following her programming tkkttony: lol Joe_Shmoe: I'm so confused Akins: ok she's got her brain straight Joe_Shmoe: D; Joe_Shmoe: !8ball is Alex cuter than me? iPal: Reply hazy, try again. Joe_Shmoe: o_o tkkttony: xD DracoMage: I think that means she needs a few more beers. Akins: !8ball >.< iPal: Outlook so so. Joe_Shmoe: D; linkan: !8ball will i get laid within the next week iPal: As I see it, yes. linkan: yes linkan: sweet Joe_Shmoe: !8ball Will the person Linkan get laid by be his mom? iPal: Without a doubt. Joe_Shmoe: X3 McKain: XD DracoMage: !8ball iPal, will you be my trophy wife? iPal: As I see it, yes. DracoMage: =D Akins: !8ball Are you a drunk lesbian satisfied by Britiney Spears who like the movie "Milk iPal: Ask again later. linkan: thats nasty DracoMage: iPal said yes! DracoMage: =D Joe_Shmoe: !8ball Am I really straight? iPal: Outlook so so. Joe_Shmoe: D; McKain: Maybe you're Bi Joe_Shmoe: Hmm Joe_Shmoe: !8ball am I bisexual? iPal: Ask again later. linkan: !8balll how bout by my gf Joe_Shmoe: >.<; linkan: !8ball how obut by my gf iPal: Without a doubt. McKain: obut? linkan: i meant bout Akins: !8ball Are you a drunk lesbian who hates Muse and likes the movie Milk and is having an affair with Britiney Spears? iPal: Outlook good. Joe_Shmoe: iPal has made the cake a lie.. we must destroy it! linkan: my bad McKain: Do I need to limit your use of my precious bot? Akins: ^.& Akins: ^.^ Akins: * Joe_Shmoe: He called it his "precious.." DracoMage: But she's my trophy wife! She said yes when I asked! McKain: Mai... Preeeeecious~ Akins: !8ball Do you like the Lord of the Rings trilogy? iPal: Outlook so so. Joe_Shmoe: All these long months and he's been cheating on me with a bunch of coding D; linkan: lol linkan: im sorry joe McKain: coding that doesn't even like me DracoMage: Lol. linkan: lol Joe_Shmoe: I'm officially traqnsferring to Lunatic Pandora Joe_Shmoe: Good Day Akins: holaa Akins: =P linkan: peace Joe_Shmoe: I SAID GOOD DAY Akins: bonjour Akins: "koneecheewha" Joe_Shmoe: Moshi Moshi? Joe_Shmoe: o.o Akins: i have no idea how to spell that McKain: Nooooo McKain: Stay, Joe! Joe_Shmoe: No Joe_Shmoe: We're through Akins: Gerkinshnoff! McKain: ;~; tkkttony: Sorry. DracoMage: !8ball Is Joe really going to leave? iPal: Outlook so so. DracoMage: =| linkan: u guys need to talk out ur problems Joe_Shmoe: You can keep the chat and the bot. But Im taking the naked midgets and the martini maker! McKain: !8ball will Joe ever love me again iPal: Very doubtful. linkan: i suggets a counsler Akins: geez... tmi DracoMage: Lol. McKain: ~bawl~ linkan: lol McKain: We had naked midgets? McKain: Since when? tkkttony: o.O DracoMage: !8ball Have you been hiding naked midgets from McKain? iPal: Concentrate and ask again. Akins: !8ball Do I live in Texas? iPal: Better not tell you now. DracoMage: I'd rather not concentrate. e.e;