Colorful Calendar Stone's hit => RUBY TUESDAY Shopping day after Thanksgiving => BLACK FRIDAY Domino hit => BLUE MONDAY Publish or Perish It's first cover (1925) had a monocle and butterfly => THE NEW YORKER First published in New Haven, it contained one page => TELEPHONE BOOK Revolutionary work published in 1848 => COMMUNIST MANIFESTO Sacred Spaces Feature of a living room with an overhanging balcony => CATHEDRAL CEILING Voice of an Angel singer => CHARLOTTE CHURCH Florida export => TEMPLE ORANGE George W. George W. was the 1st president to be... => ON A POSTAGE STAMP George W. was the only president.... => ELECTED UNANIMOUSLY George W. was the only president... => NOT TO LIVE IN D.C. Grimm Reapers Story that teaches humility => KING THRUSHBIRD Gruesome Grimm tale of cannibalism => THE JUNIPER TREE Story spun around a riddle => RUMPELSTILTSKIN Someone's in the Kitchen Gale Norton, for one => CABINET MEMBER Hindering advancement => COUNTERPRODUCTIVE Luxury SUV => RANGE ROVER Global Music It carried Cash => RING OF FIRE Joni Mitchell song that starts "Sixteen Springs..." => THE CIRCLE GAME Monk classic => ROUND MIDNIGHT Eight Is Enough Elizabeth Taylor's first husband => NICKY HILTON Elizabeth Taylor's political husband => JOHN WARNER Elizabeth Taylor's last husband => LARRY FORTENSKY Better Red... She came out of retirement to star in "No, No Nanette" => RUBY KEELER It contains tomatoes and cream => BLUSH SAUCE It helps when fixing overhead power lines => CHERRY PICKER Lost in Space Painting featured in Thomas Pynchon's "V" => THE BIRTH OF VENUS Since 2000, it's been called Snickers Almond => MARS BAR 1998 Bruce Willis-Alec Baldwin film => MERCURY RISING Slightly Imprecise Miles Davis album that includes "Freddie Freeloader" => KIND OF BLUE He called California "the big burrito" => DAN RATHER Don't worry, to Leo Rosten => ISH KABIBBLE Opposites Attract Prolonged hunger strike => SLOW FAST Lengthy legal document => LONG BRIEF Bordering on hideous => PRETTY UGLY That Toddlin' Town Chicago => KANDER EBB MUSICAL Chicago => GAMBLING CARD GAME Chicago => MAKE ME SMILE, GROUP Ivy League Scarlet side-dish => HARVARD BEETS 6 ft 6 in talking member of a duo => PENN JILLETTE Security device => YALE LOCK The clock strikes. Author of "Alibi Ike" => RING LARDNER Bake sale favorite => TOLL HOUSE COOKIES Big blow out => WING-DING Zip-a-Dee-Doo-Dah 1985 novel made into a Robert Downey, Jr. film => LESS THAN ZERO Phrase of refusal => NOTHING DOING Alcohol-free cocktail => NADA DAIQUIRI Grove Trove Northern Ireland Unionists called him King Billy => WILLIAM III OF ORANGE Huckleberry Hound's favorite song => DARLING CLEMENTINE Start of the Beatles "Savoy Truffle" => CREME TANGERINE Hospital Visit Winner of 9 Oscars => THE ENGLISH PATIENT Bottom-dwelling predator => NURSE SHARK Marvel Comics super-villain => DOCTOR DOOM Call Out the Troops Silver Bells was inspired by their ringers => SALVATION ARMY It had a spokesdog named Magic => OLD NAVY Warhammer forces => SPACE MARINES Tender Loving Care Douglas Adams's holistic tec => DIRK GENTLY Song covered by the Fugees with Lauryn Hill singing lead => KILLING ME SOFTLY Superficial treatment => ONCE OVER LIGHTLY First Family George and Martha's neighbor => DENNIS THE MENACE 2005 George to Kathleen Turner's Martha => BILL IRWIN Martha's last names before marrying George => DANDRIDGE CUSTIS Talking Take Out Matt Damon's screen debut => MYSTIC PIZZA Nixon court appointee => WARREN BURGER Hurry! => SHAKE A LEG Watch This Haley Joel Osment was attacked by a pig while filming this => SECONDHAND LIONS Apparent worth => FACE VALUE 10-part mini-series produced in 2001 => BAND OF BROTHERS Crafty Show Family Affair guy => SLY STONE 1974 Pam Grier title role => FOXY BROWN 2005 Philippa Stockley novel => A FACTORY OF CUNNING Auto-Awareness 1950 Oscar winner for "All the King's Men" => MERCEDES MCCAMBRIDGE The Good Soldier author => FORD MADOX FORD 1972 Dolphins perfect season runner => MERCURY MORRIS Cuckoo for Sudoku Possible translation for su doku for the Japanese => SOLITARY NUMBER What starting numerals on the sudoku grid are called => THE GIVENS Leonhard Euler puzzle that's a sudoku ancestor => LATIN SQUARE Art Heists Masterpiece stolen from the Louvre in 1911 => MONA LISA 1999 movie remake whose title character is an art thief => THOMAS CROWN AFFAIR Twice stolen Norse masterpiece => THE SCREAM Get the Point? He directed Michael Jordan's Nike ads => SPIKE LEE Account-access code => PIN NUMBER With force and ferocity => TOOTH AND NAIL Sign Language Motor Trend's 1981 car of the year => DODGE ARIES Villain of "You Only Move Twice" on "The Simpsons" => HANK SCORPIO Its larva bores into bark => CAPRICORN BEETLE Death Be Not Proud He also wrestled as The Master of Pain => THE UNDERTAKER Author of Letters to a Young Debtor => WILLIAM SLOANE COFFIN Midnight to 8 a.m., perhaps => GRAVEYARD SHIFT Courting Lunacy Court tactic => INSANITY PLEA Court event => MARCH MADNESS 17th-century Dutch craze that often led to court cases => TULIPOMANIA Sock It to Me Don't Lie group => BLACK EYED PEAS Fish also called a seven-eleven => SHINER PERCH Time spent at the computer => MOUSE MILES Women's Mags 1st living Aussie to be on a postage stamp => ELLE MACPHERSON It promotes social justice and diversity in Canada => COSMOPOLITAN PARTY Witchcraft, to Tennyson => GLAMOUR GIFT Searching for an Answer Working title for game show "Jeopardy!" => WHAT'S THE QUESTION Behind Blue Eyes album => WHO'S NEXT Commercial catch phrase used by Walter Mondale => WHERE'S THE BEEF Rolling Stone Magazine's Top Records of 2005 No.1 "Rolling Stone" record by Kanye West => LATE REGISTRATION No.2 "Rolling Stone" record by the Rolling Stones => A BIGGER BANG No.3 "Rolling Stone" record by the White Stripes => GET BEHIND ME SATAN Guide Book Baby on the first issue of TV Guide => DESI ARNAZ JR. No.1 on TV Guide's 50 Greatest Shows of All Time => SEINFELD TV Guide's No.1 Cartoon Character of All Time => BUGS BUNNY That's Miss to You First outing => MAIDEN VOYAGE Plaintive TV cry => LASSIE COME HOME Winner of 2 Tonys, 2 Obies, and 4 Emmys => COLLEEN DEWHURST Hold the Noise Down! Clark Gable-Spencer Tracy film of 1940 => BOOM TOWN Inspiration for some performers => ROAR OF THE CROWD It might promise to teach you Italian in two weeks => CRASH COURSE Good Housekeeping Twinkies component => GOLDEN SPONGE CAKE Beatles-based game featured on BBC Liverpool => MATCH UP THE MOPTOP Shrubby evergreen of the lily family => BUTCHER'S BROOM Game Room It predicted a Communist takeover => DOMINO THEORY Computer feature often used by students => SPELL CHECKER Place where someone who's broke sees a broker => PAWN SHOP In the Vault 2005 HBO film about FDR => WARM SPRINGS E-mails that get returned due to a full mailbox => SOFT BOUNCES Duo indicating great rapidity => LEAPS AND BOUNDS Big Numbers Collection that included "The Gift of the Magi" => THE FOUR MILLION Carl Sagan's final book => BILLIONS AND BILLIONS Brilliant gemstone with 44 facets => TRILLION CUT Candyland Ann Miller-Mickey Rooney musical => SUGAR BABIES Some Asians believe it was the "Silver River" of heaven => MILKY WAY Perfect man, to Diane Keaton's Theresa Dunn => MR. GOODBAR For Eggheads It spawned the movie "The Nude Bomb" => GET SMART "Sound of Music" director => ROBERT WISE Sylvester Stallone's first born => SAGE MOONBLOOD Gotta Altitude Problem? Barry Levinson film of 1999 => LIBERTY HEIGHTS Laura's Theme was written for this => TWIN PEAKS Richard Bass book about climbing Mt. Everest => SEVEN SUMMITS Change Is Going to Come AKA the Royale with Cheese => QUARTER POUNDER Symbol of worthlessness => PLUGGED NICKEL Stay close in the ballroom => DANCE ON A DIME Shut Up! It charted for Gary Lewis then Bobby Vinton => SEALED WITH A KISS Company that hires only union members => CLOSED SHOP When a bid price and ask price are the same => LOCKED MARKET A Slew of Debuts Daffy's debut => PORKY'S DUCK HUNT Silver screen debut for Bugs => A WILD HARE Tweety's debut => A TALE OF TWO KITTIES Triple Play Pirates old home => THREE RIVERS STADIUM Beethoven work => GHOST TRIO Phish member => TREY ANASTASIO Just About Its soundtrack includes Elton John's "Tiny Dancer" => ALMOST FAMOUS John Cleese as a "Harry Potter" ghost => NEARLY HEADLESS NICK Carpenters hit => CLOSE TO YOU Out of Order 2005 Jim Jarmusch film => BROKEN FLOWERS Ray Charles singing of his cow that went dry => I'M BUSTED Brownielocks and the Three Bears, for one => FRACTURED FAIRY TALE First and Foremost 1996 best-selling tell-all work => PRIMARY COLORS Place for a pirate => BOUNDING MAIN Doodyville figure => CHIEF THUNDERTHUD Family Movies John Waters film with a Patty Hearst cameo => SERIAL MOM 1992 film originally meant to star Bette Midler => SISTER ACT 1990 Cosby film directed by Sidney Poitier => GHOST DAD Lingerie Department Exclusive chivalry group => ORDER OF THE GARTER Animatronic creature with a Grubby pal => TEDDY RUXPIN Flip side of "Something So Right" => SLIP SLIDIN' AWAY Step Lively He walks onto the field to Ozzy Osbourne's "Crazy Train" => CHIPPER JONES Two-wheeled horse-drawn wagon once used in Ireland => JAUNTY CAR Vaudeville actress who was the original Alice Kramden => PERT KELTON Poetic License Phrase on Michigan's license plate => GREAT LAKES SPLENDOR Phrase on Illinois' license plate => LAND OF LINCOLN Phrase on Utah's license plate => GREATEST SNOW ON EARTH Mr. Clean: Not! Won Tonys for "A Thousand Clowns" & "Any Wednesday" => SANDY DENNIS On her variety show, she duetted with Jimi Hendrix => DUSTY SPRINGFIELD He wrote "Iodine in My Coffee" among many other songs => MUDDY WATERS Out of Sorts Eric Carle kiddy book => THE GROUCHY LADYBUG Video game character who gave hits to Donkey and Diddy => CRANKY KONG 1993 Ann-Margret film => GRUMPY OLD MEN Hurry Up! I Can't Quit You Baby bluesman => OTIS RUSH House Judiciary Committee chief counsel during Watergate => SAMUEL DASH A Man for All Seasons author => ROBERT BOLT Military Press Unemployment protestors of 1894 => COXEY'S ARMY Where Gavin MacLeod played Happy Haines => MCHALE'S NAVY Tracks tearers in "The Night They Drove Old Dixie Down" => STONEMAN'S CAVALRY Queen of the May Mayday! => DISTRESS SIGNAL May Day => SPRING FESTIVAL Mayday => TAIWANESE ROCK BAND Circus Critters Thumbs up from "Good Housekeeping" => SEAL OF APPROVAL Type of forceps => LION-JAW Cinnamon-dusted treat at a fair => ELEPHANT EAR United We Stand Dallas episode on which J.R. was shot => A HOUSE DIVIDED Popular "Spy" magazine column => SEPARATED AT BIRTH Pronto => LICKETY SPLIT Other Grammy Categories Favorite Grammy category of uke lovers: Best... => HAWAIIAN MUSIC ALBUM Favorite Grammy category of air guitarists: Best... => METAL PERFORMANCE Favorite Grammy category of engineers: Best... => REMIXER OF THE YEAR Direction-less Defunct flyer => EASTERN AIRLINES Cancelled show set in Alaska => NORTHERN EXPOSURE It's no longer in the dot-dash biz => WESTERN UNION A Number of Clooney Films 1999 Clooney film => THREE KINGS 2004 Clooney film => OCEAN'S TWELVE 1996 Clooney film => ONE FINE DAY I Feel the Earth Move Famed photography pioneer => EDWIN LAND Wonder hit that was #1 on the R&B charts => HIGHER GROUND It chose Martin Van Buren as a presidential candidate => FREE-SOIL PARTY Best of Breed Nixon's Checkers => COCKER SPANIEL Dubya's Barney => SCOTTISH TERRIER Clinton's Buddy => LABRADOR RETRIEVER The Biggest Little City 1999 movie filmed in Reno => MAGNOLIA 2003 movie filmed in Reno => THE COOLER 1992 movie filmed in Reno => SISTER ACT Birds of Prey Skateboarder known as "The Birdman" => TONY HAWK One with a pretentious interest in the arts => CULTURE VULTURE Another name for a dor beetle => BUZZARD CLOCK Gonna' Take a Miracle Original Musiquarium artist => STEVIE WONDER Home of the Human Torch => MARVEL COMICS Repentance time for Jews => DAYS OF AWE A Whole Bunch Oscar-nominated actor for "Written on the Wind" => ROBERT STACK Edgar Guest poetry collection => HEAP O' LIVIN' Likely candidates for vanity publishing => SLUSH PILE Workshop Short that introduced Mickey and Minnie => PLANE CRAZY He claimed to be the only one to know Lenin and Reagan => ARMAND HAMMER Biggest hit on "Something/Anything?" => I SAW THE LIGHT Multi-Media Poker Full House => BOB SAGET TV SHOW Ace high => TOM MIX FILM Flush => VIRGINIA WOOLF BOOK Evasion Tactics One rowdy cowtown => DODGE CITY It came with early Nintendo consoles => DUCK HUNT Possible source of large capital gains => HEDGE FUND Untamed Melody He was the Artful Dodger in the film "Oliver!" => JACK WILD Dorian Gray's creator => OSCAR WILDE His matchmaker inspired "Hello, Dolly!" => THORNTON WILDER That's a Wrap '50s nuclear fallout advice => DUCK AND COVER Diner classic => PIGS IN A BLANKET Feature of a folksy home => WRAP-AROUND PORCH Glass Act Hitchcock film based on "It Had to be Murder" => REAR WINDOW Potter prop => GOBLET OF FIRE Hip specs => MIRROR AVIATORS Adieu! Short-story collection that includes "Eli, the Fanatic" => GOODBYE, COLUMBUS Oscar-winning film of 1993 => FAREWELL MY CONCUBINE Tony Curtis gold-digging film => ARRIVEDERCI, BABY Under a Spell Five "Harry Potter" statues => MAGICAL BRETHREN 1992 film set on the Italian Riviera => ENCHANTED APRIL Response to an introduction => CHARMED, I'M SURE It's Greek to Me! Ludlum work published posthumously => THE SIGMA PROTOCOL He named Natal on Christmas Day => VASCO DA GAMA It typically includes slide guitar and harmonica => DELTA BLUES Hoss Country Large-scale agro-business of the late 19th century => BONANZA FARMS Montana's state tree => PONDEROSA PINE Lost in Space actress => ANGELA CARTWRIGHT The Emperor's New Clothes BBC program => THE NAKED CHEF Most basic facts => BARE BONES 1980 Maxwell Smart film => THE NUDE BOMB Way! What Jim Thorpe's mother named him => BRIGHT PATH Unfaithful actress => DIANE LANE What didn't make it to the shredder => PAPER TRAIL B-B Queue It's featured at the end of "Gangs of New York" => BROOKLYN BRIDGE Setting for "Dirty Dancing" and "A Walk on the Moon" => BORSCHT BELT Deprioritizing locale => BACK BURNER Lady Godiva Lady Godiva's husband: => LEOFRIC III She rode naked to protest her husband's: => OPPRESIVE TAXATION A tailor who ogled her naked trek became known as: => PEEPING TOM Desert Storm 1813 "don't" => GIVE UP THE SHIP Phrase at Hell's entrance, says Dante => ABANDON HOPE Professional wrestling's 1999 Royal Rumble, e.g. => I QUIT MATCH Cat Killer A Natural Curiosity author => MARGARET DRABBLE Curiouser and curiouser speaker => ALICE IN WONDERLAND Tagline of 2006's "Curious George" => SHOW ME THE MONKEY All Aboard! Thomas, most famously => TANK ENGINE While You Were Sleeping actor => BILL PULLMAN Focus of Gertrude Chandler Warner's series => THE BOXCAR CHILDREN Without a Question Allen Iverson's nickname => THE ANSWER Beatles for Sale cut => NO REPLY Bodily defense reaction => IMMUNE RESPONSE Lapin It Up 1978 Billy Crystal bomb => RABBIT TEST Ski resort feature => BUNNY SLOPE Outdoor game of pursuit => HARE AND HOUNDS Roman Numerals Showtime's answer to "Sex and the City" => THE L WORD 2006 Natalie Portman film => V FOR VENDETTA Marvel Comics series => X-MEN UNLIMITED GWTW Gals Triumph on Ice author => TARA LIPINSKI Vanity Fair cover girl of 2006 => SCARLETT JOHANSSON She played India Wilkes in "GWTW" => ALICIA RHETT Green Thumb Gene Wilder, in "The Producers" => LEO BLOOM Moth attracted to light and sugar => PEACH BLOSSOM Solitaire game aka The Bouquet => FLOWER GARDEN Dental Work Niagara River crosser => PEACE BRIDGE Artwork stealing film affair => THOMAS CROWN Where regular is sold at a premium these days => FILLING STATION When I Was in Art Class I... 98 Degrees baritone => DREW LACHEY Badlands that look good => PAINTED DESERT Material for a lavish banquet centerpiece => SCULPTED ICE Inclination Station Tourist attraction that took two centuries to build => LEANING TOWER OF PISA When something unique becomes common, to Malcolm Gladwell => THE TIPPING POINT Another name for a teeter-totter => TILTING BOARD Demonstration Show Me State => MISSOURI Show Me musical => MY FAIR LADY Show me the money movie => JERRY MAGUIRE Agriculturally Speaking John Wayne film set in Key West => REAP THE WILD WIND Bellyshirt, for one => CROP TOP End of the Christmas holidays => PLOW MONDAY Chaste Scene The pinnacle of the Chrysler Building is clad with this => STAINLESS STEEL Weightlifting maneuver => CLEAN AND JERK Genuine => SIMON-PURE Folks in a Hurry He played mandolin on "Summer Breeze" => DASH CROFTS See, I Told You So author => RUSH LIMBAUGH Oscar winner for "Doctor Zhivago" => ROBERT BOLT Scaredy Cat 27,000 Nuclear Weapons. One Is Missing film => THE SUM OF ALL FEARS 1981 Peter Tosh reggae album => WANTED DREAD AND ALIVE Disneyland simulated freefall ride => TOWER OF TERROR Gone to Cede 2001 Sarah McLachlan album => SWEET SURRENDER Rate of return on a bond, e.g. => YIELD TO MATURITY Take one's last breath => GIVE UP THE GHOST Mooovies 1980 Scorsese film => RAGING BULL 1978 Kate Hepburn film => OLLY, OLLY, OXEN FREE 1996 Dustin Hoffman film => AMERICAN BUFFALO Think Pink Fleer sold it to Tootsie Roll Industries in 2004 => DUBBLE BUBBLE April ornamentation in D.C. => CHERRY BLOSSOMS She was a regular on "Veterinarian's Hospital" => MISS PIGGY Scrub-a-Dub-Dub Event sponsored by Chevy in the '50s and '60s => SOAP BOX DERBY They hold Charlie Brown's exclamations => SPEECH BUBBLES Agitated and anxious => IN A LATHER Sag Harbor Nookie group => LIMP BIZKIT Intimidating look => WILTING GAZE Cartoon character known as Happy Hound until 1949 => DROOPY DOG Stop, Thief! 1968 Truffaut film => STOLEN KISSES One of Detective Dupin's cases => THE PURLOINED LETTER Expression attributed to Schmeling manager, Joe Jacobs => WE WUZ ROBBED American Beauty They ended with Henry VII becoming king => WARS OF THE ROSES Sarah McLachlan hit from her album "Solace" => THE PATH OF THORNS Human tongue's 10,000 => TASTE BUDS Come Clean MGM WWII morale-boosting film => THOUSANDS CHEER Cause a reversal => TURN THE TIDE Brouhaha => FREE-FOR-ALL Pooch Parade It brought Darwin to Tierra Del Fuego => HMS BEAGLE Fashion of the 50's => POODLE SKIRT Deadlier Than the Male detective => BULLDOG DRUMMOND Clue Locales Famous door-offerer => MONTY HALL State of deep absorption => BROWN STUDY Sleazy guy in search of a sugar mama => LOUNGE LIZARD About-Face Film in which Ron Silver played Alan Dershowitz => REVERSAL OF FORTUNE Wear for the casually shod => FLIP-FLOPS An eye-for-an-eye philosophy => TURNABOUT IS FAIR PLAY Weekend's Over First player ever taken in the baseball draft => RICK MONDAY The press called her "Fox's answer to Sandra Dee" => TUESDAY WELD 12-year-old who always dresses in black => WEDNESDAY ADDAMS Half the Distance Famed Pacific atoll => MIDWAY ISLAND Military command hot spot => NERVE CENTER Vehicle for La Lohan => MEAN GIRLS Hew Said It! One from Column B, perhaps => CHOP SUEY She played Tiffany on "Charlie's Angels" => SHELLEY HACK Grievance => AX TO GRIND Tennis's A-Rod Andy Roddick was the 2nd tennis player to host this show => SATURDAY NIGHT LIVE 2003 honor conferred on Roddick by "People" => SEXIEST ATHLETE Actress Roddick dated => MANDY MOORE Scott Riggs Racing Sponsors Oily sponsor => VALVOLINE Sponsor that is a favorite of handymen => STANLEY TOOLS Auto Parts sponsor => BUMPER TO BUMPER Just the Facts Edith Ann's observation => AND THAT'S THE TRUTH Song covered by Aaron Neville => TELL IT LIKE IT IS Survivor genre => REALITY TV A Kind of Hush Take TR's advice => SPEAK SOFTLY Game aka Telephone => WHISPER DOWN THE LANE Possible indication of valve damage => HEART MURMUR Greetings! Beetle Bailey spin-off => HI AND LOIS He ran for "President of All the Kids" => HOWDY DOODY Sounds of Silence start => HELLO DARKNESS Seasoned Traveler Stranded Kansas farm girl => MARY ANN SUMMERS Optimistic Alexander Pope phrase => HOPE SPRINGS ETERNAL It won a Pulitzer for Richard Russo => EMPIRE FALLS Past Tense 1966 film that spawned a best-selling poster => ONE MILLION YEARS B.C. Start to "American Pie" => A LONG LONG TIME AGO Classical antiquity => ANCIENT HISTORY Fe-te Accompli Iron Man => CAL RIPKEN, JR. Iron Lady => MARGARET THATCHER Iron Duke => WELLINGTON'S NICKNAME Playing Catch First "Star Trek" episode => THE MAN TRAP Kit part => SNARE DRUM Popular playground game => CAPTURE THE FLAG De Nada Billy Preston's flip side of "You Are So Beautiful" => NOTHING FROM NOTHING It battled Godzilla in the 6th Godzilla film => MONSTER ZERO Storage device => ZIP DRIVE My Heart Belongs to Daddy Ava Elizabeth's daddy => RYAN PHILLIPPE Shiloh Nouvel's daddy => BRAD PITT Violet Anne's daddy => BEN AFFLECK Love Me Slender Ludacris, in "Hustle and Flow" => SKINNY BLACK Highway 61 Revisited cut => BALLAD OF A THIN MAN He played poker with Larry Flynt and LBJ => AMARILLO SLIM Lift-Off Rockets center => YAO MING Rocket Man singer => ELTON JOHN Home of Rocket J. Squirrel => FROSTBITE FALLS Head-Liners 2003 Judith Martin book => STAR-SPANGLED MANNERS Cause to be submissive => LEAD BY THE NOSE Recurring "South Park" character => PRINCIPAL VICTORIA Filamentary School Playground game => THREAD THE NEEDLE Brother's need, once => TYPEWRITER RIBBON Matthew Modine film based on a David Rabe play => STREAMERS When? Naive => BORN YESTERDAY It's known by some as "McPaper" => USA TODAY Revolver cut => TOMORROW NEVER KNOWS Time Without End 1947 Otto Preminger film that raised eyebrows => FOREVER AMBER 1982 #1 on the Country charts => ALWAYS ON MY MIND Natalie Babbitt book that's a summer reading list staple => TUCK EVERLASTING Please Come to Boston One nickname for Boston => CRADLE OF LIBERTY One nickname for Boston => THE CITY ON A HILL One nickname for Boston => ATHENS OF AMERICA We Shawl Overcome Hall of Famer on a 2006 postage stamp => MICKEY MANTLE 2006 Sheri Reynolds multigenerational novel => FIREFLY CLOAK The southernmost point of Greenland => CAPE FAREWELL Ciao for Now What scientist call cereal-clumping in a bowl of milk => THE CHEERIO EFFECT Song popularized by Duke Ellington => EAST ST. LOUIS TOODLE-OO Simpsons episode about Lisa being bullied => BYE BYE NERDIE Circumnavigation Around the World => MARIAH CAREY ALBUM Around the world => BASKETBALL GAME Around the World => VERNE TITLE START Subtitles There and Back Again => THE HOBBIT The Modern Prometheus => FRANKENSTEIN What You Will => TWELFTH NIGHT Armed Forces Gene Tunney's nickname => THE FIGHTING MARINE Wild at Heart protagonist => SAILOR RIPLEY Utah skiing site used during the 2002 Olympics => SOLDIER HOLLOW Going Up Cut from Springsteen's "We Shall Overcome" => JACOB'S LADDER Escher used one in his "Ascending and Descending" => PENROSE STAIRWAY Roald Dahl's "Charlie and the __" => GREAT GLASS ELEVATOR We Concur! First Japanese car to be produced in the U.S. => HONDA ACCORD Indiana site of a utopian community in the early 1800s => NEW HARMONY Part of many a website => USER AGREEMENT Wedding Day Wear Yosemite attraction => BRIDALVEIL FALLS Source of easy money => GRAVY TRAIN Subject of a campus newspaper editorial, perhaps => TOWN AND GOWN Phrom Philly Celeb Buddhist born in Philly in 1949 => RICHARD GERE Rapper born in Philly in 1974 => BEANIE SIEGEL Singer born in Philly in 1921 => MARIO LANZA On the Lookout Google, e.g. => SEARCH ENGINE She played Murray's daughter on "The Mary Tyler Moore Show" => HELEN HUNT Certain guided missile => SPACE PROBE According to Confucius Be not ashamed of mistakes and thus... => MAKE THEM CRIMES Before you embark on a journey of revenge... => DIG TWO GRAVES He who will not economize... => WILL HAVE TO AGONIZE Stamp of Approval Longest U.S. span => VERRAZANO-NARROWS BRIDGE Largest U.S. land mammal => AMERICAN BISON Oldest trees in the U.S. => BRISTLECONE PINES Lucifer Matches Film that takes a shot at fashion magazines => THE DEVIL WEARS PRADA Soul Coughing song => BUS TO BEELZEBUB Church Lady's question => COULD IT BE SATAN Grand Elusion IRS scofflaw => TAX EVADER Plumbing piece => DIVERTER VALVE It goes with a diamond in L.A. => DODGER DOG Down-Home Mini Li'l Folks was the embryonic version of this strip => PEANUTS 2001 comedy film that featured Lil' Kim => ZOOLANDER Siberian land in "Li'l Abner" => LOWER SLOBBOVIA Whistle While You Work Its theme song was whistled => ANDY GRIFFITH SHOW This "My Fair Lady" song incorporates whistling => WOULDNT IT BE LOVERLY The music to this '88 Grammy winner was almost all whistling => DON'T WORRY BE HAPPY In the End Wide portion of the Hudson River => TAPPAN ZEE Government auto, down under => ZED CAR Sci-fi film based on the novel "I Am Legend" => THE OMEGA MAN Elevations First U.S. Secretary of Homeland Security => TOM RIDGE Procter and Gamble product introduced in 2001 => CREST WHITESTRIPS Phrase following the cock crowing => RISE AND SHINE Move It! Flick, formally => MOTION PICTURE Title role for Carl Weathers => ACTION JACKSON 1941 film noir starring Gene Tierney => THE SHANGHAI GESTURE Replication Station Xerox's ancestor => CARBON COPY 1984 mystery novel by Jane Smiley => DUPLICATE KEYS Investment emulating an already successful investment => CLONE FUND Nothing But the Best They produced Mouse Trap and Hands Down => IDEAL TOY COMPANY Pitcher's coup => PERFECT GAME Anne Perry Victorian mystery of 1986 => PARAGON WALK Recipe Roster Jamie Oliver cookbook => THE NAKED CHEF Bobby Flay cookbook => BOY MEETS GRILL Nigella Lawson cookbook => HOW TO EAT Little Athletes Little E => DALE EARNHARDT, JR. Little Poison => LLOYD WANER Little Miss Poker Face => CHRIS EVERT Good Morning! Buffy's sis => DAWN SUMMERS New type of business that is quickly expanding => SUNRISE INDUSTRY 19th-century NYC street gang => DAYBREAK BOYS Educators All One Frank Morgan role in "Oz" => PROFESSOR MARVEL Oliver Goldsmith poem => VILLAGE SCHOOLMASTER On of Stine's Goosebumps books => CREATURE TEACHER Former Capital Idea Alabama's capital before Montgomery => TUSCALOOSA Nigeria's capital before Abuja => LAGOS Turkey's capital before Ankara => CONSTANTINOPLE Steering You Right R&B artist who's part owner of the Cleveland Cavs => USHER RAYMOND Part of a Douglas Adams title => GUIDE TO THE GALAXY What many companies offer employees => DIRECT DEPOSIT Shared Nickname The Great One => JACKIE GLEASON The Great One => WAYNE GRETZKY The Great One => DWAYNE JOHNSON Taking Shape John Mayer's first album => ROOM FOR SQUARES Nickname for the office of many a high-tech company => CUBE FARM Choice sites in November => BALLOT BOXES Three-Lane Highway Lois in 4 Superman flicks => MARGOT KIDDER The original TV Lois => NOEL NEILL 2006's Lois => KATE BOSWORTH Ahoy, Matey! First mate of the "Pequod" => STARBUCK Cap'n Crunch's first mate => SEADOG Jack Sparrow's former first mate => BARBOSSA Nosy Parkers Most well-connected rapper according to an MIT study => SNOOP DOGG Automotive tool that helps force out a dent => INSIDE PRY SPOON Striped orchard item => NORTHERN SPY Mane Event Pitcher whose nickname came from his hair color => WHITEY FORD Maiden name of an hair-aptly named comic strip character => BLONDIE BOOPADOOP One famous "Big Red" => SECRETARIAT Come to Your Senses Supremes sensory hit of 1966 => I HEAR A SYMPHONY Sensory lyrics for Louis Armstrong => I SEE TREES OF GREEN carole King sensory hit => I FEEL THE EARTH MOVE Restaurant Row In which Dutch Schultz was iced => CHOPHOUSE MASSACRE R-rated Marilyn Chambers film => BIKINI BISTRO Chattanooga Choo Choo phrase => DINNER AT THE DINER Colorful Calendar She "comes and goes" => RUBY TUESDAY 1929 event that devastated many => BLACK THURSDAY One of the earliest R&B songs to get on the Billboard charts => BLUE MONDAY Anything's Possible 1991 Anne Tyler book => SAINT MAYBE 2005 film, the first movie musical made in China in over 40 years => PERHAPS LOVE Opening to "Something's Coming" ("West Side Story") => COULD BE, WHO KNOWS O.K. Guys O.K. Crackerby star => BURL IVES I'm OK, You're OK author => THOMAS HARRIS He met his end at the O.K. Corral gunfight => BILLY CLANTON Downpour Broadway debut for Julia Roberts => THREE DAYS OF RAIN 1914 Charlie Chaplin film => BETWEEN SHOWERS Great black deer, in Irish folklore => OX OF THE DELUGE She-Critters He succeeded President William Tolbert => SAMUEL K. DOE Dirt-dishing event => HEN PARTY JLo song => JENNY FROM THE BLOCK Stark Ravine Mad Gold-discovery site of 1864 => LAST CHANCE GULCH It's also known as Lady's Tears => LILY OF THE VALLEY Comic strip character visually based on Gary Cooper => STEVE CANYON Consecutive Trios Embarrassing event during the John Adams presidency => XYZ AFFAIR Chris Rock, Bernie Mac, et al. appeared on this show => DEF COMEDY JAM Actor nominated for an Oscar in "Pigskin Parade" => STU ERWIN The Flame Game What Daniel Boone was hired to do => BLAZE A TRAIL Make haste, in a flivver => BURN RUBBER Signal serious intent => FIRE A WARNING SHOT Hush! Phrase of support coined by Richard Nixon => SILENT MAJORITY Some cygnets => MUTE SWANS Title role for Audie Murphy and Brendan Fraser => THE QUIET AMERICAN Place Setting T.S. Eliot's Prufrock measured out his life with them => COFFEE SPOONS Instrument makers' musts => TUNING FORKS Canadian tribe => YELLOWKNIVES Active Sorts Columnist born Elda Furry => HEDDA HOPPER Trunk item, often => JUMPER CABLES Barbie's little sis => SKIPPER ROBERTS Philosophy 101 1st Actress offered the role Regan in "The Exorcist"mom said "no" => DANA PLATO Second husband of Jacqueline Lee => ARISTOTLE ONASSIS 1935 film role for Paul Muni => DR. SOCRATES Bath Time Paradise Falls => SOAP OPERA What Australians call Rice Krispies => RICE BUBBLES Thumps pulpit => TUB-THUMPER In-Laws A brother-in-law of JFK => SARGENT SHRIVER Sister-in-law to Shirley Maclaine => ANNETTE BENING Former son-in-law of Eddie Fisher => PAUL SIMON Cosmetic Counter Document signed by 41 males => MAYFLOWER COMPACT Kidman movie => MOULIN ROUGE Consumers buying small items of comfort during a recession => LIPSTICK EFFECT Under a Spell Fairy tale film based on a book by Gail Carson Levine => ELLA ENCHANTED Response to an introduction, perhaps => CHARMED I'M SURE Album that includes "Blue Jay Way" => MAGICAL MYSTERY TOUR Incorrect! 1889 R.L. Stevenson comic novel => THE WRONG BOX Spoof device, perhaps => MISTAKEN IDENTITY It may make a program abort => FATAL ERROR First Light Monet painting that inspired an art movement => IMPRESSION SUNRISE Cat Stevens song => MORNING HAS BROKEN When the cock crows => CRACK OF DAWN Wendy's Fast Food Phrases 1970 Wendy's slogan => QUALITY IS OUR RECIPE 1984 Wendy's slogan => WHERE'S THE BEEF 2005 Wendy's slogan => IT'S GOOD TO BE SQUARE I Talk to the Trees Marg's "CSI" role => CATHERINE WILLOWS Languishes => PINES AWAY night on the town => SPRUCES UP Fraction Action Equine originally bred for sprinting => QUARTER HORSE Mary I, to Elizabeth I => HALF-SISTER It has the same time value as a quaver => EIGHTH NOTE Sounds Small Aunt of Millie and Melody and niece of Mortimer => MINNIE MOUSE Song of Hiawatha woman => MINNEHAHA Tiny word, often misspelled => MINUSCULE On an Envelope Saturday morning TV show of the '90s hosted by Mario Lopez => NAME YOUR ADVENTURE It's delivery lasted only two minutes => GETTYSBURG ADDRESS He debuted as Billy Budd in the 1962 film => TERENCE STAMP Gents' Songs One of Sally Bowles' numbers in "Cabaret" => MEIN HERR John C. Reilly sang it in the movie of "Chicago" => MISTER CELLOPHANE Phantom song => BRAVO, MONSIEUR Linen Closet It involved Nicollette Sheridan and Terrell Owens => TOWELGATE Pre-hardened plaster of Paris => SHEET ROCK Cocktail party faves => PIGS IN A BLANKET Most Looked in Webster's Online (2005) Third most looked up word, it means "disdain" => CONTEMPT Second most looked up word, it means "political exile" => REFUGEE Most looked up word, it means "honesty" => INTEGRITY Trimming Station Cutty Sark, for one => CLIPPER SHIP Selection process of sorts => ROCK, PAPER, SCISSORS Where I'm Calling From author => RAYMOND CARVER Sentry Duty 1863 battle site in Tennessee => LOOKOUT MOUNTAIN To Kill a Mockingbird daughter => SCOUT FINCH Those unwilling to learn "new tricks" => OLD GUARD Hit Parade First Woody Woodpecker cartoon => KNOCK, KNOCK Grammy category => RAP ALBUM Needing adjustment => OUT OF WHACK NHL Originals One of the NHL's original teams => MONTREAL WANDERERS One of the NHL's original teams => QUEBEC BULLDOGS One of the NHL's original teams => TORONTO ARENAS There's a Parade in Town This balloon debuted at the 1927 Macy's Day Parade => FELIX THE CAT He came out of retirement to star in "Easter Parade" => FRED ASTAIRE Don't Rain on My Parade was from this musical => FUNNY GIRL Furniture Showroom It was founded by Osman I => OTTOMAN EMPIRE Big Red Machine cog => JOHNNY BENCH They reported to Captain Dobey => STARSKY AND HUTCH Magical Creatures Rapunzel, e.g. => FAIRY TALE What good deeds might earn you => BROWNIE POINTS It likes to hide in woodpecker holes => ELF OWL Eve of Destruction Cherub Rock group => THE SMASHING PUMPKINS TV show interruption, perhaps => BREAKING NEWS Trying to get guffaws => CRACKING A JOKE Hair-Styling Tools Charmed actress => HOLLY MARIE COMBS Hoodlum's collection => BRUSHES WITH THE LAW Magician's request => PICK A CARD Quay Sera Sera Former Atlantic City tourist attraction => STEEL PIER Spot for wasting time in song => THE DOCK OF THE BAY Seaside petty criminal => WHARF RAT Greek Guys Dominant critter => ALPHA MALE Character on Disney's "Teamo Supremo" => CHIEF EPSILON 2006 addition to the Nicktoons Network => KAPPA MIKEY Hurrah! Shirley Ellis tune covered by Aaron Carter => THE CLAPPING SONG Musical based on "All About Eve" => APPLAUSE MGM film intended as a morale booster during WWII => THOUSANDS CHEER Time for Fun It includes the story "The Catbird Seat" => THE THURBER CARNIVAL 1933 film nominated for Best Picture => STATE FAIR 1956 Seuss book => IF I RAN THE CIRCUS Flower Girls Under the Net author => IRIS MURDOCH Aunt of April, May, and June => DAISY DUCK Song from "The Music Man" => LIDA ROSE Super Heroes Comic about a billionaire turned Robin Hood => GREEN ARROW Eel O'Brian after a chemical accident => PLASTIC MAN He's also known as the Scarlet Speedster => THE FLASH Barbershop AKA Joltin' Joe => YANKEE CLIPPER Heart or star, in the kitchen => COOKIE CUTTER Body-shaping exercise wear => WAIST TRIMMER Nosegay TV role for Mayim Bialik => BLOSSOM RUSSO Home to Opus => BLOOM COUNTY Rodgers and Hammerstein collaboration => FLOWER DRUM SONG XX Marks the Spot Grammy-nominated, Best Actor Oscar winner => JAMIE FOXX Former name of the "Sea River Mediterranean" => EXXON VALDEZ Its mascot is Soccerroo => PHILADELPHIA KIXX You Gotta' Have Heart Heart of Dixie => ALABAMA Heart of Darkness protagonist => CHARLIE MARLOW Heart of Gold was his only #1 hit single => NEIL YOUNG Bye-Bye 1,400 actresses tried out for the female lead in this film => GONE WITH THE WIND Meeting with an almost-former employee => EXIT INTERVIEW Memorial monument in Madrid => FOREST OF THE DEPARTED Protrusions Last German offensive on the Western Front => BATTLE OF THE BULGE Sign of a chicken? => GOOSE BUMP Sealing wax recipient => PUFF THE MAGIC DRAGON Capital Personalities She was convicted of treason after WWII => TOKYO ROSE Tinkerbell's belle => PARIS HILTON Marie Antoinette director => SOFIA COPPOLA Wall to Wall Questions It did not receive its colorful name unitl 1947 => THE GREEN MONSTER It's often simply called "The Wall" => VIETNAM MEMORIAL It divides New Orleans => RAMPART STREET The Spice of Life SUV made since 2002 => PORSCHE CAYENNE Redford performed his own stunts in this great role => WALDO PEPPER It was fought during the Mexican-American War => BATTLE OF TABASCO The Cosmos It published the first crossword puzzle => NEW YORK WORLD George Clooney got one for "Syriana" => GOLDEN GLOBE AWARD Negative-heel footwear => EARTH SHOES Track Meet Elvis's first #1 Billboard single => MYSTERY TRAIN Song featured in "Sun Valley Serenade" => CHATTANOOGA CHOO-CHOO Grateful Dead Live song => BIG RAILROAD BLUES Toast Toppers Last Kiss band => PEARL JAM Inexpensive jewelry item of the '90s => JELLY BRACELET Orlando of kiddy lit => THE MARMALADE CAT Hush-Hush Elizabeth Angela Marguerite, later => QUEEN MUM It was first performed in an Austrian church with a guitar => SILENT NIGHT Hollywood shout => QUIET ON THE SET Ho, Ho, Ho Santa... => ANITA DERBY Santa... => FE TRAIL Santa... => BARBARA, CALIFORNIA Think Pink Film directed by Melvin Van Peebles => WATERMELON MAN Where 1960's "Ocean's Eleven" was filmed => FLAMINGO HOTEL Club music on upbeat topics => BUBBLE GUM RAP Cook's Tour Character who first appeared in "Little White Bird" => PETER PAN Difficult situation, slangily => KETTLE OF FISH Fleeting pet fad => POT-BELLIED PIG I Quit! First U.S. Vice President to resign => JOHN C. CALHOUN Pres. Clinton asked her to resign as Surgeon General => JOCELYN ELDERS He resigned as Speaker of the House => NEWT GINGRICH Rhyme Time He studied the expanding universe => EDWIN HUBBLE Pebbles' father-in-law => BARNEY RUBBLE Tootsie Roll Industries bought it in 2004 => DUBBLE BUBBLE Eternally Yours Natalie Babbitt book frequently on summer reading lists => TUCK EVERLASTING Hit for Elvis and Willie Nelson => ALWAYS ON MY MIND It features the villain Two-Face => BATMAN FOREVER Salute to Isis Don Corleone was held here in "The Godfather: Part II" => ELLIS ISLAND Reason for buying a Porsche, perhaps => MIDLIFE CRISIS The King's first album after his army stint => ELVIS IS BACK Report Card Kate Bosworth's "Beyond the Sea" role => SANDRA DEE This rapper also uses the name Gnarls Barkley => CEE-LO GREEN 2006 Laurence Fishburne film => AKEELAH AND THE BEE Observation Deck Item eschewed by many hippies => WRISTWATCH Daytime talk show => THE VIEW On Gold Mountain author => LISA SEE In the Nursery It featured Kathy Bates and Kim Delaney in 1984 => ALL MY CHILDREN Welch Co. creation of 1935 => SUGAR BABIES They were originally called "Little People" => CABBAGE PATCH KIDS Eve of Destruction World destroyer => NUCLEAR HOLOCAUST Cardinal star nicknamed "Country" => ENOS SLAUGHTER Movie that generated a buzz, after "The" => TEXAS CHAINSAW MASSACRE Out of Sight 1937 Jane Wyatt film => THE LOST HORIZON Descriptive word in the wrong spot => MISPLACED MODIFIER Puzzle lover's bane => MISSING PIECE The Essence of Adolescence Wilson's blueprint for lasting peace => FOURTEEN POINTS 1958 hit for The Crests => SIXTEEN CANDLES Warhol's measure of fleeting celebrity => FIFTEEN MINUTES Bookmaking Biz Yardbird who founded Led Zeppelin => JIMMY PAGE Like many a Stephen King novel => SPINE-TINGLING Japanese spurge, e.g. => GROUND COVER Making the Grade The Ballad of Peter Pumpkinhead group => CRASH TEST DUMMIES Film based on the book "Remembering America" => QUIZ SHOW Pat Robertson didn't pass it => BAR EXAM Measure for Measure Strong impulse to travel => ITCHY FEET Film featuring Bruce Willis as Jimmy the Tulip => THE WHOLE NINE YARDS Creeps => INCHES ALONG Elation Station Wayne Wang film from an Amy Tan novel => THE JOY LUCK CLUB Song from "You're a Good Man Charlie Brown" => HAPPINESS IS High schooler's extra curricular activity => GLEE CLUB Hammer's Target Comedic husband of Julia Louis-Dreyfus => BRAD HALL Saddle-storing spot => TACK ROOM Do the impossible, slangily => NAIL JELL-O TO A TREE It's a Hit! 2002 Adam Sandler film => PUNCH-DRUNK LOVE Sure thing => SLAM DUNK Create with little care => SLAP TOGETHER Donkey Time He turned into a donkey and was bought by a circus owner => PINOCCHIO World leader who had a donkey named Ebenezer => CALVIN COOLIDGE The name of Sancho Panza's donkey => DAPPLE Being Green The face of Chanel's fragrance Coco Mademoiselle => KATE MOSS Cold, Sassy Tree author => OLIVE ANN BURNS Her debut album was "Thankful" => KELLY CLARKSON Fore! Fictional symbol of intolerance => ARCHIE BUNKER Kill time => PUTTER AROUND Photographer's cry, once => WATCH THE BIRDIE Lunchbox The 50th, before the 19th century => SANDWICH ISLANDS Her mom's maiden name is Boopadoop => COOKIE BUMSTEAD Well off => IN THE CHIPS Refusals I Want to Be Happy show => NO, NO NANETTE With the Beatles cut => NOT A SECOND TIME Johnny Mathis hit => THE TWELFTH OF NEVER Painter's Tools Japan's Steel Dragon, e.g. => ROLLER COASTER It's sometimes caused by lightning => BRUSH FIRE Bond investor's way to reduce interest rate risk => LADDER STRATEGY Athletic Olympiad Golfer Jack Nicklaus => GOLDEN BEAR Outfielder Duke Snider => SILVER FOX Pitcher Jose Contreras => TITAN OF BRONZE Wriggle-letto 1521 meeting in Germany => DIET OF WORMS What King Henry I is said to have died from => A SURFEIT OF EELS Popular kiddy board game, across the Pond => SNAKES AND LADDERS Elementary Group that included "Howling Mad" Murdock => THE A-TEAM Slumber Party Massacre, e.g. => B-MOVIE Moonlight Sonata key => C-SHARP MINOR No Doubt He wrote the Monkees song "I'm a Believer" => NEIL DIAMOND Believe It or Not guy => ROBERT RIPLEY Reason to Believe singer => ROD STEWART Popular Marriage Melodies First dance song => IT HAD TO BE YOU Garter-tossing song => YOU SEXY THING Father/daughter song => SUNRISE, SUNSET Salute to X-Men Michigan => WOLVERINE STATE It keeps the heat in => STORM WINDOW Wild critter that's left the herd => ROGUE ELEPHANT Punch Bowl Response to foreign influence in China => BOXER REBELLION Hillerich & Bradsby's most famous product => LOUISVILLE SLUGGER Start of a Sunday breakfast => PANCAKE BATTER Pleased As Punch Elijah Wood voiced Mumble in this 2006 film => HAPPY FEET Dave Clark Five hit => GLAD ALL OVER The Three Tenors' sang this on their Christmas album => O JOYFUL CHILDREN See Me... N.Y. paper that had Poe as a literary critic => EVENING MIRROR Christina Aguilera album from 2000 => MY REFLECTION 1965 Le Carre spy novel => THE LOOKING GLASS WAR Stat! Book subtitled: "The Dark Side of the All-American Meal" => FAST FOOD NATION Aka "two-minute drill" => HURRY UP OFFENSE Tutor's hope => QUICK STUDY Hey Bartender Improvised lint remover => SCOTCH TAPE It ruled in France from 1589-1793 => BOURBON DYNASTY One of Christie's Miss Marple stories => A POCKET FULL OF RYE Reference Desk The most-quoted female in the Oxford English Dictionary => GEORGE ELIOT The most-quoted work in the OED => HAMLET He researched etymologies from Waggle to Warlock for the OED => J.R.R. TOLKIEN Table Settings Liz Smith's "title" => GRAND DAME OF DISH Arctic bird => SPOON-BILLED SANDPIPER Kilt feature => KNIFE PLEAT Say Cheese! Cheesy Jack Nicholson film => AS GOUDA AS IT GETS Cheesy aphorism: "Where there's a..." => WHEEL THERE'S A WHEY Hamlet's cheesy conundrum => TO BRIE OR NOT TO BRIE So Possessive The third act of this play is called "Death" => OUR TOWN 1964 biopic of Hank Williams => YOUR CHEATIN' HEART Collectible toy of the '80s => MY LITTLE PONY Orange You Glad PM known for reforming Britain's police force => ROBERT PEEL Film about Vincent Vega among others => PULP FICTION Famed fossil field => LA BREA TAR PITS In the Beginning Third U.S. veep => AARON BURR Designer of the TWA terminal at JFK => EERO SAARINEN Knee-high creations of Roald Dahl => OOMPA-LOOMPAS Decision Making 2005 Academy Awards host => CHRIS ROCK It grows orange-red fruit => PAPER MULBERRY It's used with the sidestroke => SCISSORS KICK Center of Attention Heat center during the Knicks-Heat rivalry => ALONZO MOURNING Kennedy Center Honors recipient in 2006 => DOLLY PARTON His mural was removed from Rockefeller Center => DIEGO RIVERA Is There a D.R. in the House? Where Duarte Day is celebrated every January => DOMINICAN REPUBLIC He had a comedy album "Hello Dummy!" => DON RICKLES Part of a Clue board => DINING ROOM Fear Not! Brecht title character => MOTHER COURAGE Phrase heard in many a baseball stadium => HOME OF THE BRAVE Royal Navy flagship in "Pirates of the Caribbean" => HMS DAUNTLESS Portmanteau Words Controversial form of redistricting => GERRYMANDERING Demopublican's kin => REPUBLICRAT This Is Spinal Tap, for one => MOCKUMENTARY Lucky 13 Founder of Georgia, the 13th U.S. colony => JAMES OGLETHORPE Her album "13" included "Sweetheart of the Pines" => EMMY LOU HARRIS 13 was on his jersey throughout his career => WILT CHAMBERLAIN Torah, Torah, Torah Genesis front man => PETER GABRIEL Exodus actress => EVA MARIE SAINT TV's "Numbers" ("Numb3rs") star => ROB MORROW Candy Hearts Necco candy heart phrase that has been around since 1902 => SWEET TALK Candy heart phrase in the 2006 batch => CALL HOME Candy heart phrase in the 2005 batch => FIT FOR LOVE Victoria's Secret Million-selling song of 1932 => TEDDY BEARS PICNIC Verbal faux pas => SLIP OF THE TONGUE Big closet, in Australia => WALK-IN-ROBE Ivy League The Barretts of Wimpole Street star => KATHERINE CORNELL Unofficial anthem of the U.S. until 1931 => HAIL COLUMBIA Pin-tumbler lock inventor => LINUS YALE How Far? He appeared on a "Bewitched" Thanksgiving episode => MILES STANDISH AKA parking enforcement technician => METER MAID It occupies a 20-story office block => SCOTLAND YARD Hot Stuff Travolta in "Get Shorty" and "Be Cool" => CHILI PALMER Christian times of prayer and fasting => EMBER DAYS Someone encountered at a class reunion, perhaps => OLD FLAME Happy New Year New Year's tradition in British Columbia => POLAR BEAR SWIM Japanese New Year's tradition => FLYING KITES Song played by he Viennese Orchestra on New Year's => BLUE DANUBE WALTZ Simon Says Simon's publishing partner => MAX SCHUSTER Simon's reunited partner => ART GARFUNKEL Simon's manager => DAVE SEVILLE End of the Line China-based epic that won 9 Oscars => THE LAST EMPEROR Popular series of role-playing video games => FINAL FANTASY Courtroom presentations => CONCLUDING ARGUMENTS Body Shop Stratocaster, for one => FENDER GUITAR Farmer's hope => BUMPER CROP Part of the Cascade Range => MOUNT HOOD It's Greek to Me Greek's response after a close call? => PSI OF RELIEF Greek remake of a Walter Matthau film? => IOTA BE IN PICTURES Merry Greek lyrics? => RHO RHO RHO YOUR BOAT Blend In Oater star who's on the "Sgt. Pepper" cover => TOM MIX Restless to the max => STIR CRAZY Aid in answering office correspondence => MAIL MERGE Gomez's Girl Morticia on TV's "The Addams Family" => CAROLYN JONES Morticia in the "Addam's Family Values" => ANJELICA HUSTON Morticia in the "Addam's Family Reunion" => DARYL HANNAH Ursa-tility Nicklaus nickname => THE GOLDEN BEAR Novice on the newspaper => CUB REPORTER Animal-friendly TV character of the '70s => GRIZZLY ADAMS Ariel Maneuvers Animation's Ariel => THE LITTLE MERMAID Poet who wrote "Ariel" => SYLVIA PLATH Bard play featuring Ariel => THE TEMPEST Fast Food Nation Wendy's => WHERE'S THE BEEF McDonald's => I'M LOVIN IT Burger King => HAVE IT YOUR WAY Cheers! 1793 Eli Whitney invention => COTTON GIN Famed L.A. nightspot => WHISKEY-A-GO-GO Noxious yellow weed => SCOTCH BROOM Last But Not Least Superhero power => X-RAY VISION Female's lack => Y-CHROMOSOME Technique used by facelift doctors => Z-PLASTY Found: Mound Airplane! actor => ROBERT STACK Landfill => GARBAGE HEAP Large, hammering device => PILE DRIVER A Punny Wardrobe Benedict Arnold's wear? => TURNCOAT Cowardly Lion's wear? => YELLOWJACKET Wear for Natty Bumppo? => TRAILBLAZER Joy to the World Show inspired by "American Graffiti" => HAPPY DAYS 19th-century British prime minister => WILLIAM GLADSTONE Billy Rose/Ira Gershwin/Harry Warren tune => CHEERFUL LITTLE EARFUL Inner Sanctum Where Brian Epstein discovered the Beatles => CAVERN CLUB Weasley family home in the "Harry Potter" books => THE BURROW Dark, secluded "Pajama Game" locale => HERNANDO'S HIDEAWAY Li'l Critters Robert James Ritchie, as he's better known => KID ROCK Ollie's dolly => FAWN HALL He played electric piano for Miles Davis => CHICK COREA The Butler Did It Sebastian Cabot role => GILES FRENCH Christopher Hewett role => LYNN BELVEDERE Robert Guillaume role => BENSON DUBOIS Across the Board He regularly played Scrabble in the White House => RICHARD NIXON John Goodman movie featuring Scrabble => KING RALPH Scrabble's inventor used this to decide letter frequencies => NEW YORK TIMES Blown Away Selective group => DRAFT BOARD 2003 Mockumentary => A MIGHTY WIND Garage-house connector => BREEZEWAY Monster Mash DJ who appeared in "American Graffiti" => WOLFMAN JACK Tropical plant species with sinister-looking flowers => GENUS DRACULA Brooks classic => YOUNG FRANKENSTEIN Oh, My! Ivy team => COLUMBIA LIONS Ivy team => PRINCETON TIGERS Ivy team => BROWN BEARS Hot Literary Works of 1904 Twain volume => A DOG'S TALE Best-seller from London => THE SEA-WOLF Potter piece, after "The" => TALE OF BENJAMIN BUNNY The Winter Olympics Locale of the 1st Winter Olympics => CHAMONIX, FRANCE Locale of the last Winter Olympics => SALT LAKE CITY Locale of the 2006 Winter Olympics => TURIN, ITALY Joanne's Man Newman's Own pasta topper => SOCKAROONI SAUCE Newman's Own dip => SAY CHEESE SALSA Newman's Own juice => ORANGE MANGO TANGO Hey Pal Gunpowder Plot leader => GUY FAWKES Small pamphlet of old => CHAPBOOK Sympathy => FELLOW FEELING Board Meeting Frodo Baggins's portrayer => ELIJAH WOOD Outdoorsy outerwear => LUMBER JACKET Easily undone knot => TIMBER HITCH Refusal Bamboozle Not Again => NEVERMORE No Joe => NO WAY JOSE Refusal => NOT ON YOUR LIFE A Whole Bunch American Psycho star => CHRISTIAN BALE Birth announcement phrase => BUNDLE OF JOY Fibber's output => PACK OF LIES What's Buzzing? Publisher-turned-superhero => THE GREEN HORNET Like Scarlett => WASP-WAISTED Myla Goldberg book popular with reading groups => BEE SEASON Super Sunday Victor in Super Bowl I => GREEN BAY PACKERS Loser in Super Bowl I => KANSAS CITY CHIEFS MVP of Super Bowl I => BART STARR Folks in Days of Yore Fraternal group founded in New Haven, CT => KNIGHTS OF COLUMBUS Traffic hit => EMPTY PAGES Female do-gooders of yore => LADIES AUXILIARY Beat It! Beat member turned Merry Prankster => NEAL CASSADY Plutonian Ode penner => ALLEN GINSBERG Beat author born Jean-Louis => JACK KEROUAC What a Pare! Two-time British PM => ROBERT PEEL Escape -- just! => CLOSE SHAVE Reason to don flippers => SKIN-DIVING Excavation Station Secretary star => JAMES SPADER He was "The Best Man" => TAYE DIGGS She played wise-cracking manicurist Madge => JAN MINER Checkmate Questions of Travel poet => ELIZABETH BISHOP Security stub => PAWN TICKET Blustering cheat, to Shakespeare => BULLY-ROOK Grammys 25 Years Ago Song of the Year => WHAT A FOOL BELIEVES Best Disco Recording => I WILL SURVIVE Best Cast Show Album => SWEENEY TODD Greek Spelling Bee All Too Human author => GEORGE STEPHANOPOULOS Zorba the Greek author => NIKOS KAZANTZAKIS Agamemnon author => AESCHYLUS Au Naturel Leslie Nielsen spoof => THE NAKED GUN B-52's anthology => NUDE ON THE MOON Sans boxing gloves => BARE-KNUCKLED 3 Out of 7 Christina Ricci was Katrina in this film => SLEEPY HOLLOW 1993 Ann-Margret film => GRUMPY OLD MEN 1991 Michael J. Fox film => DOC HOLLYWOOD In the Beginning Abigail Bartlet, e.g. => FIRST LADY Pre-November contest => PRIMARY ELECTION Churchill Downs offering, e.g. => MAIDEN RACE Candy Hearts Classic phrase used since 1902 => SWEET TALK 2003 phrase for Necco's literacy-promotion campaign => CLASS ACT Recent addition => E-MAIL ME Free Fall Home of Apu and Krusty => SPRINGFIELD Maxwell Anderson play => WINTERSET A.S. Neill's school => SUMMERHILL Land of Enchantment Three-time NBA MVP => MAGIC JOHNSON Harry Potter title phrase => SORCERER'S STONE Parker-Hart comic strip => THE WIZARD OF ID Rain Gear Cats producer => CAMERON MACINTOSH It may cover libel and slander => UMBRELLA POLICY Palance comedy => CITY SLICKERS Gangland Gangster who survived four shootings => LEGS DIAMOND Scott Baio gangster role => BUGSY MALONE Cut from "Mud Slide Slim" => MACHINE GUN KELLY Bridge Mix For Love Alone author => IVANA TRUMP Goodness gracious! => I DO DECLARE Very bad driver => CRASH TEST DUMMY Rapid Transit Plop plop, fizz fizz fellow => SPEEDY ALKA-SELTZER New Mexico marshal of cartoons => QUICK DRAW MCGRAW The Hustler protagonist => FAST EDDIE FELSON Pleasure Principal Principal Steven Harper => BOSTON PUBLIC Principal Willis DeWitt => GROWING PAINS Principal Seymour Skinner => THE SIMPSONS The Greatest of E's Peter Fonda in "Ulee's Gold" => BEEKEEPER Bubbly quality => EFFERVESCENCE Helpless one's plight => DEFENSELESSNESS Who's There? Jules Feiffer play => KNOCK KNOCK Arrest record => RAP SHEET Recital performer => TAP DANCER Shipwrecked Shipwrecked Harvard grad => THURSTON HOWELL III 28-year Caribbean shipwreck survivor => ROBINSON CRUSOE Cast Away castaway => CHUCK NOLAND It's an Ill Wind WKRP DJ => DR. JOHNNY FEVER Infection that might spread through the office => COMPUTER VIRUS Sick-out staged by police officers => BLUE FLU Zany Brainy The first doll to see and talk => CINDY SMART 1979 Gillian Armstrong film => MY BRILLIANT CAREER Branch of computer science => ARTIFICIAL INTELLIGENCE Alley-Oop Gut, informally => SPARE TIRE MLB shutdown => BASEBALL STRIKE Boxing outcome, possibly => SPLIT DECISION House Party Mary Higgins Clark recent memoir => KITCHEN PRIVILDEGES Sissy Spacek film => IN THE BEDROOM Spider's invitation to the fly => COME INTO MY PARLOR Get Back Cabaret lyricist => FRED EBB Motion to resolve differences between House and Senate => RECEDE AND CONCUR Depart hastily => BEAT A RETREAT Round and Round One of the British Crown Jewels => SOVEREIGN'S ORB Where one interacts with society => PUBLIC SPHERE The Puritans shut it down in 1644 => THE GLOBE THEATRE Put on a Happy Face 2003 Julia Stiles film => MONA LISA SMILE Star trek command => BEAM ME UP Make the best of a bad situation => GRIN AND BEAR IT Ivy Leaguers The crossing guard director => SEAN PENN Hardest working man in show biz => JAMES BROWN First lady of American theater => KATHARINE CORNELL Computer chat symbols :-D => BIG SMILE :-& => TONGUE-TIED >:-) => HAIR STANDING ON END Rank and file One of the big three => GENERAL MOTORS Sam Spage, e.g. => PRIVATE EYE Billy Joel alienated youth song => CAPTAIN JACK Time of the Season Where “Lizzie Borden took an ax…”—fall river Where “Mame” and “Gypsy” played in NYC—winter garden theatre Fried appetizer—spring roll Indispensable Site of the first engagement in the French and Indian wars – Fort Necessity Perfume ingredient – essential oil Lane Cusack romantic comedy of 2005 – must love dogs Spice-of-life Cutter – single mastedboat Hacker – technogeek Chopper – helicopter Golden Gait Initial advantage – running start Jet-setter’s specialty – globe trotting Heartbeat abnormality – gallop rhythm Eat up Magazine for interior design lovers – architectural digest Fork-tailed bird – barn swallow Reprimand – chew out Make ‘em laugh Laugh-in line – you bet your bippy Laugh-in line – verrry interesting Laugh-in line – here come de judge Tree’s a crowd Legendary dodger president – branch rickey In a difficult position – out on a limb Idiom equivalent to “push up daisies” – hop the twig Leading U.S. Daily Papers No1 selling newspaper -- WALL STREET JOURNAL No2 selling newspaper -- USA TODAY No2 selling newspaper -- NEW YORK TIMES Autumn: The Season Meteorological first day of Autumn (Northern Hemisphere) -- September First Autumn falls between these two seasons -- Summer and winter "To Autumn" poet -- John Keats Literary relations Chekhov play – uncle vanya Balzac title character – cousin bette Brecht heroine – mother courage Join the Choir Uncle Juniors powerful nephew -- Tony Soprano Fred Astaire song -- Slap that bass Sculpture in high relief -- alto-relievo Hush-hush Nickname in the 1924 election – silent cal 1949 kurosawa film – the quiet duel National bird of denmark - mute swan Anatomy on the Map Long Island Locale – Great Neck South Dakota massacre spot – wounded knee South Carolina resort – Hilton Head Two for the Road Megabig R and B group – Boys II Men Hot film sequel – Men in Black II English monarch – Henry II Places and Numbers Blacklisted cinema group of the ‘40s – Hollywood ten Anti-vietnam war protestors tried in ’69-70 – Chicago eight Sayles’ returning group – Secaucus seven Pay the Piper Surrender someone to another – fork over Administer or bestow – shell out Knuckleheads perform – pony up Shipshape Nonsexist term for a news honcho – anchorperson Hang holly in December – deck the halls US diplomat who helped create the UN – cordell hull Nabster CTF Capture the Flag – capture the flag Clavicle – collar bone Hanks-DiCaprio Film – catch me if you can Imagi-native Writers’ meeting locale of the ‘30s – algonquin round table Bing Crosby novelty song – Sioux city sue Off-road vehicle – jeep Cherokee Rice Krispies Quick determination – snap decision Dinnerware with an interesting glaze – crackle china Lust for life singer – iggy pop Double A League Yellow Teletubby – laa laa Indianapolis clowns player who rose to fame – Hank Aaron Serpico author – Peter Maas Spam Come-Ons Come-On #1 – cheap printer cartridges Come-On #2 – get virus protection Come-On #3 – urgent and confidential Fictional Haunted Houses Edgar Allan Poe – House of Usher Shirley Jackson – Hill House The Shining – Overlook Hotel Dining with Relish Macarena successor – the ketchup song Minnesota institution – mayo clinic Clue suspect – colonel mustard Bachelorettes 1978 Paul Maxursky film – an unmarried woman Helen Gurley Brown classic – sex and the single girl May Sarton novel – the magnificent spinster Attention Span Longest bridge in the U.S. – Verrazano narrows 2nd-longest bridge in the US – golden gate 3rd longest bridge in the US – mackinacw Con-Sideration Billy Eckstine’s first pop hit – Prisoner of love Flip side of “Treat Me Nice” – Jailhouse Rock Number for Six Merry Murderesses in “Chicago” – Cell Block Tango Over the River… Trekkies know her as Kira – Nana Visitor Crispy green treat – Granny Smith 1993 Carrie Fisher novel – Delusions of Grandma Two First Names Check deliverer on “The Millionaire” – Michael Anthony He died with a hammer in his hand – John Henry Heavyweight with a 68-3 record – Joe Louis Intoxication Station Inebriated – Four sheets to the wind Inebriated – Feeling no pain Inebriated – Stinko Yule Triple Feature Crosby-Kaye yule classic – white christmas Miserable Murray tale – scrooged Capra classic – it’s a wonderful life Halloween Halloween is the eve of – all saints day Most famous Halloween saying – trick or treat The carved pumpkin – jack o lantern Burn, Baby, Burn National recreation area mostly in Utah – flaming gorge Mozilla offering – firefox web browser Marvel Comics anti-hero aka Ghost Rider – Johnny blaze Simply Smashing Take punitive action – Lower the boom Place to stay temporarily – crash pad Excel – Do a bang-up job Blue on Blue Heat Center – Alonzo Mourning 1930s collectible – Depression glass Popular song of 1912 – My melancholy baby Horror Film Actors Hungarian Count Dracula – Bela Lugosi Popular Frankenstein – Boris Karloff First American horror movie star – Lon Chaney Limited Visibility Bix Beiderbecke piano piece – In a mist Device used to create atmosphere – fog machine Hendrix Hit – Purple Haze Halloween the Movie White masked villain – Mike Myers Famous slasher director – john carpenter 2007 remake director – rob zombie Restaurant Row In which Dutch Schultz was iced -- CHOPHOUSE MASSACRE R-rated Marilyn Chambers film -- BIKINI BISTRO "Chattanooga Choo Choo" phrase -- DINNER AT THE DINER Y Not? Locale of the first YMCA in North America – Montreal, Canada Motto of the YMCA – That they may all be one YMCA singers – Village People Job Incentives Assemblage of roughly 20,000 WWI vets – bonus army Get really, really mad – Raise the roof Friends hangout – Central Perk Starchy Stuff Van Gogh work – The Potato Eaters Spring roll wrapper – Rice Paper He’s in “Elmo’s World” on “Sesame Street” – Mr. Noodle Baaaa! McLaughlin-Kraus best-seller – The nanny diaries Cop’s prop – Billy club Delicately – with kid gloves Seussian Sources Bippo-No-Bungus –if I ran the zoo Swomee-Swans – the lorax Slow Joe Crow – Fox in socks Sweet Stuff Anne Francis role – honey west Painfully slow – slow as molasses Saccharine ‘70’s hit – sugar sugar Stephen King King’s first published novel – Carrie Well known King pen name – Richard Bachman King’s favorite baseball team – Boston Red Sox Engagement Ring Michigan corn-flake-producing locale – Battle Creek Football field sideline sound – fight song Reason for a resignation, possibly – conflict of interest Musical Bedtime 1959 off-Broadway fair-tale adaptation – once upon a mattress It made Doris Day a household name – lullaby of broadway Janis Paige musical of 1954 – the pajama game Pseudo TV Couples in Ads Radio Shack Couple Teri and Howie – Hatcher and Long Radio Shack Couple Vanessa and Ving – Williams and Rhames Polaroid couple Mariette and Jim – Hartley and Garner Oh, Deer! She was Clarissa before she was Sabrina – Melissa Joan Hart Insect with mandibles – stag beetle Liberia’s president in the ‘80s – Samuel K Doe the rights stuff birthday celebrant -- Martin Luther King work by birthday celebrant -- Stride toward freedom work by birthday celebrant -- why we cant wait Chain Gang Poetic one? -- DYLAN THOMAS Independent one? -- THOMAS JEFFERSON Rebellious one? -- JEFFERSON DAVIS Plankety-Plank Aggressive rebounding - crashing the boards Pirates exclamation - shiver me timbers Kirk's diary - captain's log January 3rd Newsmakers On January 3 1521 Pope Leo X excommunicated... - Martin Luther On January 3 1777 Americans won the... - Battle of Princeton On January 3 1870 work began on the... - Brooklyn Bridge Animal Collectives Cornfield invaders? – Murder of crows Aerie bunch? – Convocation of eagles Close-knit group? – Skein of geese The Butler Did It Alfred – Bruce Wayne Cadbury – Richie Rich Lurch – Gomez Addams Halloween Party Songs Bobby Pickett and the Cryptkickers classic – Monster Mash Michael Jackson’s werewolf video – Thriller Who you gonna call? - Ghostbusters View Clue Hallucinating -- SEEING THINGS Bored worker's office activity -- CLOCK-WATCHING Evoking a wolf whistle -- GOOD-LOOKING Phrase-ology Child's painful experience -- Booster Shot Criminal's candid experience -- Mug Shot Goalie's painful experience -- Penalty Shot Heavy Metal Dickens “metallica” novel – David Copperfield Galsworthy “metallica” play – The Silver Box Poe “metallica” short story – The Gold Bug What's in a Name? Tom -- MALE TURKEY Dick -- HOUSE DETECTIVE Harry – AGGRAVATE The Twilight Zone Twilight Zone creator - Rod Serling First Twilight Zone episode - The Time Element 1983 Twilight Zone film producer - Steven Spielberg Higher and Higher Go for a more challenging goal - Raise the bar Help, but just slightly - lift a finger Victimize yourself - hoist by ones own petard Auntie Mame quote Book by Rosalind Russell - Life is a Banquet Auntie Mame 1958 - and most poor suckers Patric Dennis - are starving to death Presidential Claims watergate scandal - I am not a crook honest about a cherry tree - I cannot tell a lie slick former Arkansas governor - I did not inhale Halloween Superheroes Gotham City Resident - Batman Born on the Planet Krypton - Superman Does battle with Dr. Octopus - Spiderman Trio Gershwin declaration - it aint necessarily so Tempations lament - aint too proud to beg Marty Robbins question - aint i the lucky one Maid to Order One of Beulah's portrayers - Louise Beavers Hazel's portrayer - Shirley Booth Alice's portrayer on "The Brady Bunch" - Ann B Davis Homicidal Cinema Jimmy Steward-Lee Remick film - Anatomy of a Murder 1984 film set in Cambodia - The Killing Fields Film based on a Vonnegut work - Slaughterhouse Five The World Series Classic World Series Nickname - October Classic World Series game format - Best of Seven Series Team that has won the most World Series - New York Yankees Movie Quote Movie - King Kong Last line (part 1) - Twas beauty Last line (part 2) - killed the beast