alias away { set %away 1
  set %fnick $me
  set %snick $1
  $iif($2,set %reason $2-,set %reason There wasn't a reason set. I'll be back later.)
  set %ctime $ctime
  amsg I'm Away Biatch... Reason: $+ %reason $+ 
  nick %snick
}

alias back { amsg I am now back, I was away for the following reason: $+ %reason $+
  nick %fnick
  unset %reason %ctime %snick %fnick %away %told %log %loghosts
}