Where I come from isn't all that great
My DIY is a piece of crap
My lookahead is a little whack
And my friends are just as slow as me

I didn't go compete at Worlds
Nerdy girls never looked at me
Why should they, I ain't nobody,
Got nothing in my pocket

Rubik's cube champ; that's what I want to be! (gimme gimme) (gimme gimme)
I am the rubik's cube king...
Rubik's cube champ; rolling like a celebrity! (gimme gimme) (gimme gimme)
I am the rubik's cube king...

Look at all those cubing stars
They turn so beautiful and clean
When they fingertrick their algs
They get no pauses in between

I wanna solve a cube like that
I wanna be like Nakaji
Take my picture with a cube
Cause I'm the next big thing

Rubik's cube champ; that's what I want to be! (gimme gimme) (gimme gimme)
I am the rubik's cube king...
Rubik's cube champ; rolling like a celebrity! (gimme gimme) (gimme gimme)
I am the rubik's cube king...

The truth is...I don't stand a chance
It's something that you're born with...
And I just don't belong...

No I don't; I'm just a first round knock out noob
And I will always be that way
I might as well enjoy my life
And watch the stars play

Rubik's cube champ; that's what I want to be! (gimme gimme) (gimme gimme)
I am the rubik's cube king...
Rubik's cube champ; rolling like a celebrity! (gimme gimme) (gimme gimme)
I am the rubik's cube king...