on *:TEXT:!botstaff *:?: {
  if ($nick iswm %staff) {
    if ($nick iswm %headbs1) {
      /set %messagebs1 $2- 
      /msg $nick Yes Sir, BotStaff Member!
    }
    else {
      if ($nick iswm %staff1) {
        /set %message1 $2- 
        /msg $nick Yes Sir, BotStaff Member!
      }
      else { 
        if ($nick iswm %staff2) {
          /set %message2 $2- 
          /msg $nick Yes Sir, BotStaff Member!
        }
        else {
          if ($nick iswm %staff3) {
            /set %message3 $2- 
            /msg $nick Yes Sir, BotStaff Member!
          }
          else {
            if ($nick iswm %staff4) {
              /set %message4 $2- 
              /msg $nick Yes Sir, BotStaff Member!
            }
            else {
              if ($nick iswm %staff55) {
                /set %message5 $2- 
                /msg $nick Yes Sir, BotStaff Member!
              }
              else {
                if ($nick iswm %staff6) {
                  /set %message6 $2- 
                  /msg $nick Yes Sir, BotStaff Member!
                }
                else {
                  if ($nick iswm %staff7) {
                    /set %message7 $2- 
                    /msg $nick Yes Sir, BotStaff Member!
                  }
                  else {
                    if ($nick iswm %staff8) {
                      /set %message8 $2- 
                      /msg $nick Yes Sir, BotStaff Member!
                    }
                    else {
                      if ($nick iswm %staff9) {
                        /set %message9 $2- 
                        /msg $nick Yes Sir, BotStaff Member!
                      }
                      else {
                        if ($nick iswm %staff10) {
                          /set %message10 $2- 
                          /msg $nick Yes Sir, BotStaff Member!
                        }
                        else {
                          /halt
                          /msg $nick You Aren't BotStaff - GTFO!
                        }
                      }
                    }
                  }
                }
              }
            }
          }
        }
      }
    }
  }
}