[12:07:18] <~BangShangALang> People want 
[12:07:20] <~BangShangALang> to diss
[12:07:22] <~BangShangALang> my slow
[12:07:25] <~BangShangALang> dial up
[12:07:26] <~BangShangALang> .
[12:07:30] <~BangShangALang> People want to
[12:07:37] <~BangShangALang> say I ought
[12:07:42] <~BangShangALang> to 'upgrade'
[12:07:45] <~BangShangALang> to cable
[12:07:48] <~BangShangALang> or the like
[12:07:49] <~BangShangALang> .
[12:07:53] <~BangShangALang> but way I see it
[12:07:54] <~BangShangALang> .
[12:07:58] <~BangShangALang> I have several 
[12:08:01] <~BangShangALang> benefits
[12:08:06] <~BangShangALang> that by far
[12:08:12] <~BangShangALang> seem to outweigh
[12:08:16] <~BangShangALang> the 'risks'
[12:08:17] <~BangShangALang> .
[12:08:22] <~BangShangALang> While I 
[12:08:29] <~BangShangALang> cannot YouTube well
[12:08:33] <~BangShangALang> Consider this
[12:08:37] <~BangShangALang> I am less likely 
[12:08:42] <~BangShangALang> to be rick rolled
[12:08:43] <~BangShangALang> .
[12:08:50] <~BangShangALang> While I
[12:08:54] <~BangShangALang> cannot download 
[12:08:56] <~BangShangALang> files fast
[12:08:59] <~BangShangALang> Consider this
[12:09:07] <~BangShangALang> I am less likely
[12:09:14] <~BangShangALang> to get a virus
[12:09:18] <~BangShangALang> or other nasty
[12:09:18] <~BangShangALang> .
[12:09:22] <~BangShangALang> as I am able
[12:09:26] <~BangShangALang> to see the files
[12:09:29] <~BangShangALang> and stop them
[12:09:34] <~BangShangALang> in plenty of time
[12:09:35] <~BangShangALang> .
[12:09:45] <~BangShangALang> While I
[12:09:49] <~BangShangALang> am not able 
[12:09:53] <~BangShangALang> to play some games
[12:09:54] <~BangShangALang> .
[12:09:57] <~BangShangALang> I do not 
[12:10:01] <~BangShangALang> waste money
[12:10:08] <~BangShangALang> on one that I
[12:10:13] <~BangShangALang> might play a few times
[12:10:17] <~BangShangALang> and then tire of
[12:10:20] <~BangShangALang> or do not like
[12:10:21] <~BangShangALang> .
[12:10:28] <~BangShangALang> While I
[12:10:37] <~BangShangALang> have a slow connection
[12:10:41] <~BangShangALang> I also learn
[12:10:43] <~BangShangALang> patience
[12:10:48] <~BangShangALang> and can do other
[12:10:52] <~BangShangALang> things while I wait
[12:10:53] <~BangShangALang> .
[12:11:04] <~BangShangALang> While I
[12:11:09] <~BangShangALang> cannot do some things
[12:11:12] <~BangShangALang> I can do others
[12:11:13] <~BangShangALang> .
[12:11:21] <~BangShangALang> I rarely ever
[12:11:24] <~BangShangALang> ping or peer
[12:11:33] <~BangShangALang> or other odd quits
[12:11:37] <~BangShangALang> on IRC or other apps
[12:11:38] <~BangShangALang> .
[12:11:44] <~BangShangALang> Usually it happens
[12:11:48] <~BangShangALang> when I truly
[12:11:52] <~BangShangALang> disconnect
[12:12:00] <~BangShangALang> .
[12:12:15] <~BangShangALang> While I
[12:12:17] <~BangShangALang> seem to lag
[12:12:21] <~BangShangALang> due to slow
[12:12:25] <~BangShangALang> connection type
[12:12:26] <~BangShangALang> .
[12:12:31] <~BangShangALang> sometimes this 'lag'
[12:12:34] <~BangShangALang> comes in handy
[12:12:39] <~BangShangALang> as perhaps
[12:12:44] <~BangShangALang> less likely to 
[12:12:47] <~BangShangALang> flood self off
[12:12:57] <~BangShangALang> .
[12:12:59] <~BangShangALang> or perhaps
[12:13:12] <~BangShangALang> a good test
[12:13:22] <~BangShangALang> of my computer
[12:13:23] <~BangShangALang> .
[12:13:36] <~BangShangALang> All I know
[12:13:40] <~BangShangALang> all I can say
[12:13:43] <~BangShangALang> is that while
[12:13:47] <~BangShangALang> I could have 
[12:13:53] <~BangShangALang> satelite internet
[12:13:54] <~BangShangALang> .
[12:13:57] <~BangShangALang> I prefer
[12:14:00] <~BangShangALang> my dial up
[12:14:04] <~BangShangALang> and less headaches
[12:14:06] <~BangShangALang> .
[12:14:09] <~BangShangALang> Yes, that is
[12:14:12] <~BangShangALang> how I feel
[12:14:20] <~BangShangALang> about my connection
[12:14:25] <~BangShangALang> then and today
[12:15:28] <~BangShangALang> .
[12:15:37] <~BangShangALang> so slow, indeed
[12:15:41] <~BangShangALang> but also steady
[12:15:44] <~BangShangALang> as the course goes
[12:15:59] <~BangShangALang> .
[12:16:04] <~BangShangALang> I enjoy these
[12:16:10] <~BangShangALang> 'benefits' more
[12:16:14] <~BangShangALang> than most people
[12:16:21] <~BangShangALang> can imagine or know
[12:16:36] <~BangShangALang> ^^^Dial up: Who'd have thunk?




[14:49:04] <~Skoob|Away> Its raining
[14:49:09] <~Skoob|Away> its pouring
[14:49:15] <~Skoob|Away> the old man is snoring
[14:49:15] <~Skoob|Away> .
[14:49:19] <~Skoob|Away> Yes, that was
[14:49:22] <~Skoob|Away> the rhyme 
[14:49:25] <~Skoob|Away> of times past
[14:49:26] <~Skoob|Away> .
[14:49:30] <~Skoob|Away> its raining
[14:49:37] <~Skoob|Away> its drizzling
[14:49:42] <~Skoob|Away> and what do we see
[14:49:43] <~Skoob|Away> .
[14:49:48] <~Skoob|Away> Smalls type puddles
[14:49:52] <~Skoob|Away> looking at me
[14:49:57] <~Skoob|Away> or was it us?
[14:49:57] <~Skoob|Away> .
[14:50:08] <~Skoob|Away> Not raining 
[14:50:12] <~Skoob|Away> cats and dogs
[14:50:13] <~Skoob|Away> .
[14:50:17] <~Skoob|Away> or flooding 
[14:50:19] <~Skoob|Away> buckets
[14:50:20] <~Skoob|Away> .
[14:50:22] <~Skoob|Away> or even 
[14:50:25] <~Skoob|Away> raining men
[14:50:28] <~Skoob|Away> like the song
[14:50:32] <~Skoob|Away> suggests
[14:50:33] <~Skoob|Away> .
[14:50:35] <~Skoob|Away> just them
[14:50:39] <~Skoob|Away> smalls puddles
[14:50:40] <~Skoob|Away> .
[14:50:50] <~Skoob|Away> or was it
[14:50:55] <~Skoob|Away> simply SMALL
[14:50:57] <~Skoob|Away> puddles?
[14:50:58] <~Skoob|Away> .
[14:51:00] <~Skoob|Away> either way
[14:51:03] <~Skoob|Away> its raining
[14:51:04] <~Skoob|Away> .
[14:51:06] <~Skoob|Away> Hope it 
[14:51:11] <~Skoob|Away> aint that Acid Rain
[14:51:12] <~Skoob|Away> .
[14:51:16] <~Skoob|Away> that posion to crops
[14:51:18] <~Skoob|Away> and animals
[14:51:21] <~Skoob|Away> and other stuff
[14:51:22] <~Skoob|Away> .
[14:51:25] <~Skoob|Away> poison like
[14:51:29] <~Skoob|Away> from my pen pal
[14:51:30] <~Skoob|Away> .
[14:51:34] <~Skoob|Away> Like in some
[14:51:37] <~Skoob|Away> book by
[14:51:48] <~Skoob|Away> that Christie chick
[14:51:53] <~Skoob|Away> known as Agatha
[14:51:54] <~Skoob|Away> .
[14:52:01] <~Skoob|Away> with her heroine
[14:52:06] <~Skoob|Away> Miss Marple
[14:52:09] <~Skoob|Away> at the helm
[14:52:10] <~Skoob|Away> .
[14:52:24] <~Skoob|Away> but as I 
[14:52:27] <~Skoob|Away> said it is 
[14:52:29] <~Skoob|Away> raining
[14:52:33] <~Skoob|Away> its pouring
[14:52:33] <~Skoob|Away> .
[14:52:40] <~Skoob|Away> that ol Cow
[14:52:44] <~Skoob|Away> is snoring
[14:52:45] <~Skoob|Away> .
[14:52:50] <~Skoob|Away> Perhaps
[14:52:55] <~Skoob|Away> he filled up
[14:53:01] <~Skoob|Away> on L&Lers' sweet
[14:53:07] <~Skoob|Away> 'grasses'
[14:53:09] <~Skoob|Away> or simply
[14:53:11] <~Skoob|Away> .
[14:53:14] <~Skoob|Away> likes to fool
[14:53:18] <~Skoob|Away> us by sleeping
[14:53:21] <~Skoob|Away> standing up
[14:53:22] <~Skoob|Away> .
[14:53:26] <~Skoob|Away> either way
[14:53:30] <~Skoob|Away> I see them Zzz's
[14:53:34] <~Skoob|Away> coming from there
[14:53:37] <~Skoob|Away> where he stands
[14:53:39] <~Skoob|Away> .
[14:53:42] <~Skoob|Away> near that puddle
[14:53:45] <~Skoob|Away> in the middle
[14:53:47] <~Skoob|Away> of the rain
[14:53:48] <~Skoob|Away> .
[14:53:51] <~Skoob|Away> that Smalls puddle
[14:53:57] <~Skoob|Away> or was it simply
[14:54:00] <~Skoob|Away> a small puddle?
[14:54:01] <~Skoob|Away> .
[14:54:07] <~Skoob|Away> hope it aint
[14:54:12] <~Skoob|Away> filled with poison ink
[14:54:17] <~Skoob|Away> that would be bad
[14:54:26] <~Skoob|Away> for all involved
[14:54:29] <~Skoob|Away> .
[14:54:33] <~Skoob|Away> Killing off that Cow
[14:54:39] <~Skoob|Away> that Pen in trouble
[14:54:43] <~Skoob|Away> and that Smalls puddle
[14:54:46] <~Skoob|Away> harming us all
[14:54:50] <~Skoob|Away> .
[14:54:59] <~Skoob|Away> but the water there
[14:55:00] <~Skoob|Away> I see
[14:55:05] <~Skoob|Away> pure as snow
[14:55:11] <~Skoob|Away> in whitest of times
[14:55:12] <~Skoob|Away> .
[14:55:20] <~Skoob|Away> who'd have thought
[14:55:28] <~Skoob|Away> that rain
[14:55:33] <~Skoob|Away> could cause
[14:55:37] <~Skoob|Away> so much trouble?
[14:56:05] <~Skoob|Away> ^^^Its Raining: Poison Puddle or Not?