on *:TEXT:BOTTLE:#hmc: {
  if (%BOTTLEnick == $null) {
    //kick $chan $nick HABEEB IT!
    //set %BOTTLEnick $nick
  }
}
on *:JOIN:#hmc: {
  if (%BOTTLEnick == $nick) {
    //kick $chan $nick TWINKIE HOUSE!!!
    //unset %BOTTLEnick
  }
}