Hey, pt, can I
Hey, pt, can I
Make funnies stay if I
change my nick?
woah oh

With just a /nick they shook
And people lol'd before them
Simply a glance can make you laugh
The names that pierce the chan
He banned them all tonight
We're left to wonder why
He banned us all tonight

Hey, pt, can I
Hey, pt, can I
Make funnies stay if I
change my nick?
woah oh

Dreams of the crash wont pass
Oh how they all adored IV
/nicking will last when frowned upon
The lol's that mystified
He quieted them all tonight
And now #hmc cried
He banned us all tonight

Hey, pt, can I
Hey, pt, can I
Make funnies stay if I
change my nick?
woah oh

What's the prob, the hax within this irc net?
I would gladly bet my host upon it
that the ghost of #hmc, your ray of light will get blocked out
without global notice
Were the bored ones just msging through, wrapped in bans
ever searching for some nice admins
reaching for that golden network we'd never let go
who would ever let us register our chan upon it?

Hey, pt, can I
Hey, pt, can I
Make funnies stay if I
change my nick?
woah oh

Hey, pt, can I
Hey, pt, can I
Make funnies stay if I
change my nick?
woah oh