SCHNORKS GOES TO THE ARCADE

Narrator: One day in schnorks's home...

schnorks: I want to go to the pet zoo!!!!!!

MISTER SCHNORKS SENIOR: Not today son.

schnorks: Butt--

MISTER SCHNORKS SENIOR: No butts, potty mouth.

schnorks: So daddyo.... what IS planned for today, eh?

MISTAR SCHNORKS SENIOR: Here comes some other family members into this room of the house!

schnorks: Who are you?

MISTAR SCHNORKS SENIOR: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

MISTER SCHNORKS SENIOR: What was all that commotion I heard while in the other room polishing my hunting and fishing trophies?

schnorks: Worry not, old man.

MISTER SCHNORKS SENIOR: OLD?!?!?!?!

Narrator: Just then those other people entered the room.  They had been outside gardening and just plain having fun.

sister: Here we are.

schnorks: Hey there folks.  I see you've come back.

Bro schnorks: SPROINK!

Mom schnorks & dog: We played a game with picking the weeds.  Oh boy was it a hoot.  Woof woof.

Narrator: I had fun too planting flowers and such.

Everyone else: What?

Narrator: Whoops.

*DING DONG*

MISTER SCHNORKS SENIOR: Oh boy the circus is in town.

Bro schnorks: :)

schnorks: Off we go to the fun circus!

Clown from far away: Come oooooooooon!

Mom schnorks & dog: Heh, what was that noise?

Everyone: Heh...

schnorks: Everyone or everyone else?

sister: I am driving to the circus so off we go.

schnorks: Nooooooooooooooooooo arcade fun zoo

MISTER SCHNORKS SENIOR: More people are coming.

Cousin Custard: Hi.

Bro schnorks: Mmmmmmmm.

TFC (TFC = The Family Cat): I'm here too now.

Wizard of Darkness: Welcome to the final struggle.  We are part of a whole.

Crazy Auntie Schnorks Notreal McGee: Who are you?

Wizard of Darkness: Wait, are you even a real person?

Crazy Auntie Schnorks Notreal McGee: Haha, not really...

Everyone: Heh.

TFC (TFC = The Family Cat): Heh.  Heh.  Heh.  Heh.  Heh.  Heh.  Heh.  Heh.  Heh.  Heh.  Heh.  Heh.

Mom schnorks & dog: Someone put the cat outside because I hate it.

Wizard of Darkness: Is that the dog part talking or what?  Let the world know.

Mom schnorks & dog: Get out of my home and stop tracking dust and mud

Narrator: Meanwhile at the arcade.

Arcade Owner: Heh.

All Arcade Patrons: Heh.

Al R. Cadepatrons: I don't remember saying that.

Arcade Owner: Al, when they were handing out brains.... man oh man.

Al R. Cadepatrons: They were doing what now?  Whooooo boy.

Clown from before: Hey.

Arcade Owner: Fake.  No tresspassing.

Clown from before: Oh nooooooo.

Clown from far away: It's me for real.

Arcade Owner: HELLO CLOWN.  CAN YOU HEAR ME?

Clown from far away: Uh, yeah.  Easily.  No need to shout.

Arcade Owner: Oh, sorry.  I just thought... well you know.

Clown from far away: I have some potions and such for Al.

Arcade Owner: Al left for the evening.

Al R. Cadepatrons: Noooooooo.

Arcade Owner: I'm renaming this place "Nooooooo Arcade" what with all this "nooooooo"ing!

Narrator: Later that day the arcade was renamed to "Nooooooo Arcade"

Arcade Owner: I wasn't serious >:(

Narrator: Er, uh... anyway... back at that house...

schnorks: Dad we must go!  Noooooo Arcade!

MISTER SCHNORKS SENIOR: Nooooooooooo.

schnorks: I will ask mother.  Hi mother.

Cousin Custard: Hello son.

schnorks: wtf

Cousin Custard: I said "hi" and that was it.

schnorks: No excuse.  Hi real mother.

Mom schnorks & dog: Woof woof.  Bark.

schnorks: Oh no just the dog.

MISTER SCHNORKS SENIOR: More people ahoy.

Dopey Uncle Farnson: Oh boy.

Nephew Norris: Hmmmm.

schnorks: These new people are toast.  Dopey Uncle Farnson is dead now.  Nephew Norris soon too unless we go to Noooooo Arcade.

MISTER SCHNORKS SENIOR: All aboard for Noooooo Arcade.

Arcade Owner: Welcome, sir.

MISTER SCHNORKS SENIOR: Get out of my house.

Wizard of Darkness: Yeah.

MISTER SCHNORKS SENIOR: Uhhhh, who are you?

Narrator: The family drives to the arcade.

Mom schnorks & dog: We have arrived.

Bro schnorks: DUUUUUUUUUH

Mom schnorks & dog: My ego...

Arcade Owner: Welcome, sir.

MISTER SCHNORKS SENIOR: Thanks.

schnorks: Oh boy.

Narrator: A bit of time passes.  The day is almost over.

sister: that was fun, eh bro?

schnorks: Better than listening to one of Crazy Auntie Schnorks Notreal McGee's stories.  Heh.

Everyone in the world: Heh.

schnorks: Wow, what power.

Wizard of Darkness: Use it only for evil.

schnorks: M'kay.

The End