on *:TEXT:!8ball*:#:{
  var %8ball $rand(1,10) 
  if (%8ball == 1) msg $chan No! 
  if (%8ball == 2) msg $chan Yes 
  if (%8ball == 3) msg $chan Maybe 
  if (%8ball == 4) msg $chan Of course 
  if (%8ball == 5) msg $chan Are you crazy?!?! 
  if (%8ball == 6) msg $chan How should I know? 
  if (%8ball == 7) msg $chan What are you smoking?
  if (%8ball == 8) msg $chan No way in hell!
  if (%8ball == 9) msg $chan Only on the weekends
  if (%8ball == 10) msg $chan Hahahaha, you make me laugh!
}