Our BOfH, who art at the console. Hallowed by thy UID. Thy Your kernel come.
Thy Your kill -9 be done, on the NFS server as it is on localhost. Give us
this day our daily quota. And forgive us our malloc(), as we forgive those
who DoS against us. And don't let us bruteforce /etc/shadow, but deliver us
to runlevel 5. For thine is the TCP and the BGP, and the UDP, for ever and ever.
su.