on *:ACTION:*around a bit with a large trout*:#:{
  inc %slaps
  if ($nick == $me) { /describe $chan slaps $nick back twice as hard while putting the trout back in the riverriver, 4Trouts saved: (12 %slaps 4) | halt }
  else { /describe $chan grabs the Trout and puts it back in the river, 4Trouts saved: (12 %slaps 4) }
}