on *:join:#runite_legion:{ 
  if ($nick = edevoli) /msg $chan 12 The Water Girl!
  elseif ($nick = pixie_tales) /msg $chan 6 PIXIE TALES!
  elseif ($nick = marlboro227) /msg $chan 8,1 There goes the short bus... and here comes $nick $+ !
  elseif ($nick = jessi) /msg $chan 13 JESSSSSI!
  elseif ($nick = tydawg123) /msg $chan 10 Houston, we have a retard!
  elseif ($nick = gotmittuns) /msg $chan 11 Hey S***mittuns!
  elseif ($nick = limey) /msg $chan 12,1Shh, he just joined ^^^!  Be quiet!
  elseif ($nick = Donald) /msg $chan 7 We have a Quest Master in our presence!
  elseif ($nick = U_R_A_Lamer) /msg $chan 13 It's lamer! Run and hide!
  elseif ($nick = $me) /halt
  else /msg $chan 7 Hey $nick
}