on *:CONNECT:{
  /set %uptime $ctime
}
on *:TEXT:!info*:#:{
  /notice $nick 02 $+ $me Info: 14Uptime:02 $duration($calc($ctime - %uptime))) $+ 14 $chr(124) Channel Count:02 $chan(0) $+ 
}
on *:DISCONNECT:{
  /unset %uptime
}