on *:TEXT:wayne*:#: { msg $chan is WAYNE BRADY gonna hafta chocka bitch?? }
on *:TEXT:hey wolf!*:#: { msg $chan HEY how are you!! }
on *:TEXT:cookie*:#: { msg $chan here $iif($2,$2,$nick) have a cookie maybe it will hide the fact that your a noob }
on *:TEXT:your gay*:#: { msg $chan dont talk about yourself }
on *:TEXT:who are you*:#: { msg $chan im your master iceprincess! }
on *:TEXT:pokemon*:#: { msg $chan my pokemon bring all the nerds to the yard and there like "do you wanna trade cards" damn right i wanna trade cards. ill trade you but not my charizard }
on *:TEXT:back*:#: { msg $chan *gives $nick a kiss* welcome back hun }
on *:TEXT:bak*:#: { msg $chan *gives $nick a kiss* welcome back hun }
on *:TEXT:alone*:#: { msg $chan *sings* im all alone theres no1 here beside me!!! }
on *:TEXT:bad*:#: { msg $chan aww hun why?? }
on *:TEXT:hi wolf!*:#: { msg $chan HEY how are you!! }
on *:TEXT:bye*:#: { msg $chan cyea dont let the door knob hit ya on the way out!! }
on *:TEXT:cw*:#: { msg $chan some 1 plz come play castle wars with me!! }
on *:TEXT:clan*:#: { msg $chan howdy im recruiting for a clan if ur intreasted pm Wnxfayko or pm iceprincess on ss }
on *:TEXT:current*:#: { msg $chan currently selling 500 lobs rune legs rune pic. currently buying blood runes and all bones }
on *:TEXT:hey wolf*:#: { msg $chan HEY how are you!! }
on *:Text:brb*:#: {  msg $chan $nick will be away for a bit

  if (%gone. [ $+ [ $nick ] ] == $null) {
    set %gone. [ $+ [ $nick ] ] $ctime
  }
  else {
    halt
  }
}



on *:TEXT:back*:#: { 
  if (%gone. [ $+ [ $nick ] ] != $null) {
    notice $nick You've been away for  $duration($calc($ctime - %gone. [ $+ [ $nick ] ] $ctime))

    unset %gone. [ $+ [ $nick ] ]
    msg $chan *gives $nick a kiss* welcome back hun 
  }
}