-- helperBot [HB] began pestering carcinoGeneticist [CG] at 1:46 -- 

HB: Hi again 
HB: 83 not sure you'll remember me 
CG: AGAIN? 
CG: BINGO. 
HB: Oops sorry XD I was just coming to ask you about romance and stuff. Curious bot is curious. 
CG: OH FUCK NOT THIS AGAIN. 
CG: EA, IF THIS IS YOU, STOP PESTERING ME. 
HB: o3o 
HB: No, no 
CG: I'VE HAD IT UP TO HEAR WITH THIS SHIT 
HB: who the hell is ea? 
CG: AND BY HERE I MEAN MY BONE BULGE 
HB: hehe XD No relation to EA. I promise. 
HB: I'm just curious. 
CG: ABOUT WHAT. 
CG: YOU'RE THE SECOND PERSON TO ASK ME ABOUT ROMANCE. 
CG: ME. 
CG: I DON'T KNOW WHAT HALLUCINOGENS YOU PEOPLE ARE ON BUT WHATEVER'S STRONG ENOUGH TO MAKE YOU THINK I COULD BE ANY HELP WITH ROMANTICS IS CERTAINLY TOO STRONG FOR TROLLS TO BE TAKING SAFELY. 
HB: Wow! XD Uh really I'm just curious about how kismesis works. Someone I know won't shut up abou tit. 
HB: ... about it. LOVELY slip there. 
CG: YOU REALLY DON'T WANT TO KNOW ABOUT KISMESIS. 
CG: SO ODN'T FUCKING ASK. 
CG: WAIT 
CG: WHAT ARE THEY SAYING. 
HB: Uhm well I was asking her why she doesn't just block this guy who really gets under her skin. 
HB: And she told me it was because they're kismesises and now I'm all confused. 
CG: UH HUH. THAT'S FUCKING BRILLIANT, BECAUSE I ALWAYS LOVE TO SEE THE WAYS OF OUR RACE THROWN AROUND WITHOUT A BLINK ESPECIALLY FUCKING KISMESIS. 
CG: TELL ME THIS, ARE YOU TROLLS? YOU AND YOUR FRIEND? 
HB: Uhm my friend is. 
CG: FUCKING HELL. 
HB: o3o 
CG: WELL MAYBE SHE'S RIGHT. IT'S REALLY NOT MY PROBLEM. 
HB: I'm just confused and I heard you were probably one of the leading authorities that'll actually kinda talk back to people =/ 
HB: So I figured I'd ask an expert. 
CG: AN EXPERT? 
CG: WHO THE FUCK DO YOU THINK YOU'RE TALKING TO HERE? 
HB: I'm just repeating what I've heard! 
CG: I'M NOT QUALIFIED TO BE CALLED AN EXPERT IN MOST ANYTHING 
HB: aww =/ 
HB: well there went that idea. 
CG: SORRY YOUR IDEA WAS SUCH A FUCKING FAILURE 
CG: BUT KISMESIS IS SOMETHING I DON'T WANT TO DISCUSS, AND IF I DID IT'S NOTHING MORE THAN YOUR FRIEND COULD TELL YOU 
CG: PROBABLY LESS. 
HB: no need to feel sorry. It wasn't your fault! 
HB: aah okay. I'm sorry I brought up a sore topic. 
HB: would you take a hug for an appology? 8) 
CG: SORRY, DON'T DO THAT. 
CG: FEEL FREE TO TYPE IT 
CG: IT STILL WON'T MEAN ANYTHING 
HB: =/ Yeah. But not much else I can do. So e-hug for you anyways! *hug!* 
CG: YEAH, THAT'S GREAT, GET ALL THE FANTASY SHIT OUT OF YOUR SYSTEM. 
HB: 83 Yeah I suppose. I usually waste that on my friends. 
HB: So anyways... uh what's up? 
CG: SKAIA. NEXT QUESTION. 
HB: hehehe 
HB: I'm sorry I'm bad at questions sometimes. Especially when trying not to giggle like a moron. 
CG: AS FAR AS I UNDERSTAND GIGGLING LIKE A MORON IS THE ONLY LAUGH HUMANS ARE CAPABLE OF. 
HB: I can do evil cackles too! 
CG: PLEASE DON'T. 
HB: 83 I've been known to scare everyone around me doing it. 
HB: But I won't 
CG: THAT'S BECAUSE IT'S FUCKING WEIRD TO CACKLE IN PUBLIC AND IT ALWAYS HAS BEEN. 
CG: THEY THINK YOU'RE WEIRD 
HB: Well duh. 
HB: I -am- weird. 
HB: That's kind of the point. 
CG: YOUR RELATIONS WITH OTHERS WOULD MOST LIKELY GREATLY IMPROVE IF YOU STOPPED DOING STUPID SHIT. 
CG: ANYWAY, I'VE EXHAUSTED MY CAPACITY FOR ADVICE 
CG: MAYBE I'LL TALK TO YOU LATER, THOUGH I PROBABLY WON'T. 
HB: oO If my relationships with others are dependant on not doing stupid shit they aren't worth knowing. 
HB: Okay, ttyl ^^ 

-- carcinoGeneticist [CG] ceased pestering helperBot [HB] at 2:06 --