Now, this is the story all about how
My life got flipped-turned upside down
And I'd like to take a minute
Just sit right there
I'll tell you how I became the kenny of a place called Texas

In Bay City born and raised
Playin' WoW was where I spent most of my days
Chillin' out maxin' relaxin' all cool
And tankin' some mobs on Azgalor
When a girl named Tab
Who was up to no good
wanted to get all up in my neighborhood
I got started selling gold and Tab got scared
She said 'You're gonna take a bus to Florida'

I was hard up for a job but my sister said here
The pay was fresh and I had to stay with my sister there
If anything I can say is that this was rare
But I thought 'Man forget it' - 'Yo home to Texas'

I pulled up to my sisters place about seven or eight
And I yelled to her 'Yo I need my own place'
I packed all my shit
I was finally there
To sit on my computer chair as the Kenny of Texas