[20:06:32] <Cycling_Road> Ok guys
[20:06:34] <Cycling_Road> Enough
[20:06:41] <Cycling_Road> I'm not Max definitely
[20:06:49] <Cycling_Road> Stop accusing me of being him or other people
[20:06:53] <Cycling_Road> That is wrong
[20:07:50] <Cycling_Road> Also I find it weird that we're all sitting in here and no one has Op status to attest to this otherwise
[20:07:53] * Ninten farts loudly
[20:08:27] <Cycling_Road> Max told the Ops "sorry" and already sat out for 202 days
[20:08:35] <Cycling_Road> I have nothing to do with his punishment or his 202 days
[20:08:41] <Cycling_Road> I only joined in May 2010
[20:09:40] <Cycling_Road> By the way, did I say May?
[20:09:42] <Cycling_Road> I meant April
[20:09:48] <Cycling_Road> I was confused about what month
[20:09:52] <Ninten> frosted butts
[20:09:58] <Cycling_Road> Max was still using Purplesurge in High School
[20:10:08] <Cycling_Road> It was first period
[20:10:19] <Cycling_Road> We all had the same first period
[20:10:53] <Cycling_Road> I'm serious
[20:10:56] <Cycling_Road> I'm not Max
[20:10:58] * Ninten takes a sip of wine
[20:11:15] <Cycling_Road> I probably joined the forums in May or June 2010 but I only started coming to Purplesurge on occasion a couple months ago
[20:11:26] * Ninten spits the wine out all over the screen
[20:11:30] <Ninten> Great Scott!
[20:11:32] <Ninten> June 2010?!
[20:11:35] * Ninten adjusts monocle
[20:11:37] <Cycling_Road> Yes
[20:11:38] <Ninten> Most fascinating!
[20:11:49] <Cycling_Road> Then I lost my email address and got banned unfairly even before then
[20:11:53] <Cycling_Road> I need help
[20:12:05] <Cycling_Road> RuckusJorgee and a few others were also falsely accused of being Max
[20:12:27] <Cycling_Road> Also when FantasyDrew was falsely accused of being Max, Max fasely claimed that FantasyDrew was Max himself
[20:12:39] <Cycling_Road> He claims that Max got him banned for revenge
[20:13:11] <Cycling_Road> I think otherwise and it had something to do with the flaming he did on LH and on SPPF toward other members which he claims he got a warning for and Max claims that's what he got banned for instead.
[20:13:17] <Ninten> i feel like i'm in the middle of a CSI episode
[20:13:34] <Cycling_Road> Ok good luck finishing it Ninten
[20:13:53] <Ninten> ...
[20:14:31] <Cycling_Road> Kirby has been away for a Neptunian day
[20:14:42] <Cycling_Road> There's no way HotSkittyonWailordAction could've pmed her
[20:15:01] <Cycling_Road> I mean a Uraniun day, even closer
[20:15:12] <Ninten> okay, hold on, i'm sure we have a form somewhere in this filing cabinet for exactly this situation
[20:15:30] * Ninten opens the drawer sorted chronoligically in Neptunian years
[20:15:56] <Ninten> er... say, how old is max again?
[20:16:11] <Cycling_Road> He's 19
[20:16:26] <Cycling_Road> Every July 6 or July 7 he turns another year and I'm not him
[20:16:29] <Ninten> well that's a bit of a problem, the only forms we have for this type of dealy need to be signed by someone 21 or older
[20:16:32] <Cycling_Road> I'm also 19 but I turned 19 before him
[20:16:39] <Ninten> you might need to get your teacher from first period to contact SPP's executive branch
[20:16:51] <Cycling_Road> Is this a joke?
[20:17:00] <Cycling_Road> We're no longer in High School
[20:17:15] <Ninten> well, you can still e-mail your school, right?
[20:17:32] <Cycling_Road> To contact SPPF about me being unfairly banned?
[20:17:36] <Cycling_Road> What's the policy?
[20:18:01] <Ninten> we need witnesses of a designated age and status to testify
[20:18:16] <Cycling_Road> Then I can come back to #SPP and not be accused as being Max?
[20:18:51] <Ninten> yeah, that would give you the greatest chance of re-entry
[20:19:12] <Cycling_Road> What does Kirby have to say about this?
[20:19:38] <Ninten> kirby's not here, she just left a plaster replica of herself in her place while she takes a lunch break
[20:19:42] <Ninten> would you like to leave a message?
[20:19:53] <Cycling_Road> Yes
[20:20:15] <Ninten> okay, i'm an intern working as her secretary
[20:20:18] <Ninten> what would you like me to relay to her?
[20:20:25] <Cycling_Road> Yes
[20:21:39] <Cycling_Road> Oh
[20:21:49] <Cycling_Road> Can I come in #SPP
[20:21:55] <Cycling_Road> And not be accused as being Max?
[20:22:07] <Cycling_Road> I didn't know that probably wasn't a yes or no question
[20:22:09] <Ninten> okay, i'll forward that to her promptly
[20:22:13] <Cycling_Road> I misread things sometimes
[20:22:28] <Ninten> i may have to fax it, bear with me one moment
[20:22:36] <Ninten> oh wait
[20:22:44] <Ninten> okay then, would you like me to take another message?
[20:22:51] <Cycling_Road> Yeah, sure
[20:23:07] <Ninten> one moment, my pencil just broke
[20:23:11] * Ninten looks for a sharpener
[20:23:21] <Ninten> ellie
[20:23:26] <Ninten> do you have a pencil sharpener i could borrow?
[20:23:32] <Ellie> hmm
[20:23:35] <Ellie> let me check
[20:23:56] * Ellie gives ninten a pencil sharpener
[20:24:03] <Ninten> thank you!
[20:24:08] <Ninten> one moment, please
[20:24:09] <Ellie> no problem sugar
[20:24:19] <Ninten> alright Cycling_Road, sorry for the delay
[20:24:26] <Ninten> what would you like me to forward to Kirby?
[20:24:29] <Cycling_Road> That's ok
[20:24:36] <Cycling_Road> That I'm not Max
[20:24:54] <Cycling_Road> And I'm tired of others being falsely accused as being him who are not him and never tried impersonating the Ops
[20:25:27] <Cycling_Road> I wasn't around when Max impersonated Captain_Chris or Asuka, those ops he said but I'm well aware that he impersonated Kirby because it was more recent
[20:25:33] <Cycling_Road> He did it when I was at school
[20:26:06] * Ninten writes as fast as she can
[20:26:37] <Ninten> okay, i'm pretty sure i got everything
[20:26:49] <Ninten> i'll let her know as soon as she comes back from lunch
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[20:27:28] <Aki> INTERNET COURT IS NOW IN SESSION
[20:27:30] <Aki> I mean
[20:27:31] <Aki> hi
[20:27:32] <Fatale> Lordy.
[20:27:35] <Ellie> aki
[20:27:37] <Ellie> <3333333333333
[20:27:40] <Aki> haiiiiiiii
[20:27:44] <Ellie> lets make love
[20:27:54] <Aki> scientifically!
[20:27:56] <Ninten> please ladies, we do have a bathroom in here
[20:28:00] <Ninten> i'm trying to send a fax :|
[20:28:10] <Aki> Bathrooms are unhygienic
[20:28:20] <Ellie> yeah i dont wanna catch something!
[20:28:21] <Aki> I like my dirty sex squeaky clean <3
[20:28:22] <Ninten> well so are the desks in here if you know what i mean
[20:28:32] <Ellie> oh ninten
[20:28:36] <Ellie> have you been naughty on the desks??
[20:28:46] <Ninten> i don't have to answer that!
[20:28:55] * Aki quirks eyebrow
[20:29:16] <Ellie> its okay you can admit it
[20:29:20] <Ellie> we're all kinky on the inside
[20:29:32] <Aki> No shame in it :3
[20:30:14] <Ellie> ;)
[20:32:23] <Ninten> okay, Cycling_Road, the fax didn't send because nobody is in Kirby's office to take the call
[20:32:26] <Ninten> i'll try e-mailing instead
[20:33:28] <Cycling_Road> Ok
[20:33:40] <Cycling_Road> Good luck finding her email address
[20:33:49] <Cycling_Road> I doubt Max remembers it when he first emailed her
[20:34:02] <Ninten> alright, please excuse me for a moment, i'm going to scan the note
[20:34:04] <Cycling_Road> He probably deleted them because he figured that she hates him now still
[20:34:17] <Ninten> oh dear... somebody shut my scanner off, this could take a while to boot up
[20:34:21] <Ninten> i apologize for the inconvenience
[20:34:46] <Ninten> that's okay, i have her e-mail address saved in my contact list, but thank you anyway
[20:35:42] * Ninten taps foot annoyedly at her slow-booting scanner...
[20:35:50] <Cycling_Road> Going out for a ride for a little while
[20:35:55] <Ninten> hold on, Cycling_Road
[20:35:59] <Ninten> i need you to stay for maybe 5 more mins
[20:35:59] <Cycling_Road> Be back within a couple moments or minutes
[20:36:10] <Cycling_Road> I'll leave this computer on
[20:36:22] <Cycling_Road> Just getting some few things to eat for dinner
[20:36:31] <Ninten> okay, please come back in a timely manner in the event that i cannot send this to kirby
[20:41:19] <Cycling_Road> I haven't left yet but I'm going to
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[20:41:43] <Ninten> Cycling_Road, are you still here?
[20:42:00] <Cycling_Road> Yes
[20:42:04] <Cycling_Road> For now
[20:42:09] <Ninten> ok thank goodness
[20:42:22] <Cycling_Road> Now I have an away message acting like I'm on Cycling Road
[20:42:34] <Ninten> you see, i finally scanned the note and tried to send it to kirby, but this e-mail address must be at least 10 years old
[20:42:44] <Ninten> it will not send to her, i think i have the wrong address
[20:42:58] <Ninten> do you think you could contact max and get him to find her e-mail address for me, if at all possible?
[20:43:22] <Cycling_Road> I'm sure Max doesn't know how to email her himself anymore
[20:43:30] <Cycling_Road> So contacting Max isn't going to do anything
[20:43:35] <Ninten> well do you think he could try?
[20:43:45] <Ninten> i can't send this message for you if i don't have her e-mail address
[20:43:53] <Cycling_Road> If he did, he'd probably just fabricate an email address
[20:44:00] <Cycling_Road> Maybe it was [email]etebossu@yahoo.com[/email]?
[20:44:04] <Cycling_Road> I don't know
[20:44:04] <Ninten> well if he wants to help you out then he wouldn't
[20:44:14] <Cycling_Road> Max told me that her name on the forums was originally Etebossu
[20:44:19] <Cycling_Road> Ambipom's name in Japanese
[20:46:28] <Ninten> hmm
[20:46:29] <Ninten> 554 delivery error: dd This user doesn't have a yahoo.com account (etebossu@yahoo.com) [-5] - mta162.mail.sp2.yahoo.com 
[20:46:50] <Cycling_Road> Maybe ask her and then email her
[20:47:02] <Ninten> well the problem is i have no idea when she's going to be back
[20:47:12] <Cycling_Road> You should try again after you have the specific information you're looking for
[20:47:14] <Ninten> i'd really like to send this as promptly as possible in order to help you
[20:47:31] <Ninten> i'm sure max would do his best to help his dear friend, are you sure he wouldn't be able to find it?
[20:47:34] <Cycling_Road> Yeah, you remember last time she was idle all week in the chats for a couple days, why don't you?
[20:47:47] <Cycling_Road> He deleted it out of frustration
[20:47:51] <Cycling_Road> I suppose
[20:48:33] <Ninten> yes, she does tend to do that sometimes
[20:48:40] <Ninten> sometimes she says she's going to lunch and winds up in south america
[20:48:56] <Cycling_Road> Brazil?
[20:48:58] <Cycling_Road> Hmm
[20:49:02] <Ellie> or in my bedroom
[20:49:06] <Cycling_Road> Max told me she usually lives up in Oregon
[20:49:06] <Ellie> but shes not here now soz
[20:49:38] <Ninten> perhaps max would have her e-mail address in his Sent Mail folder or his inbox?
[20:49:49] <Cycling_Road> He doesn't
[20:49:52] <Cycling_Road> Sorry
[20:50:00] <Ninten> oh, are you talking to him?
[20:50:25] <Cycling_Road> I'm not talking to him right now
[20:50:30] <Cycling_Road> I already saw
[20:50:33] <Cycling_Road> He showed me
[20:50:40] <Ninten> that's a little strange
[20:50:46] <Aki> How could he show you?
[20:50:48] <Ninten> he let you surf through his entire inbox and sentbox?
[20:50:53] <Cycling_Road> That he doesn't have the email
[20:51:00] <Ninten> we aren't even that close here at this office
[20:51:01] <Cycling_Road> He told me he deleted them all
[20:51:25] <Cycling_Road> Aki, when he's not around I sit at his computer some time
[20:51:32] <Ellie> ive never seen ninten's email but ive seen other things..
[20:51:35] <Aki> ...And you log into his email? :/
[20:51:36] <Cycling_Road> When he was on he told me he didn't contain the email anymore
[20:51:40] <Cycling_Road> No
[20:51:44] <Ellie> i would never invade her privacy like this
[20:51:48] <Cycling_Road> He stays logged in for a long period of time
[20:51:48] <Fatale> silence... my victory begins now@*!$#@~#£$!#
[20:51:56] <Ellie> fatale calm down
[20:51:59] <Ellie> its okay
[20:52:02] <Ninten> please don't swear in here Fatale
[20:52:12] <Ninten> some of the other secretaries have their children in for job shadow day
[20:52:58] <Ninten> well Cycling_Road if that's the case then perhaps i can try to call her as a last resort
[20:53:05] * Ninten goes to pick up the phone
[20:53:08] <Cycling_Road> Ok then
[20:53:13] <Ninten> goddammit ellie stop having phone sex with aki i need to use the line
[20:53:21] <Ellie> im sorry
[20:53:23] <Ellie> i cant help myself
[20:53:27] <Aki> DAMMIT NINTEN
[20:53:29] <Ellie> can we please finish
[20:53:31] * Fatale is blown off feet by force of aki's statement
[20:53:36] <Ninten> :|
[20:53:41] * Aki capslock :|
[20:53:42] <Ninten> alright, five minutes
[20:53:49] <Aki> hnnnnnnng
[20:53:52] <Fatale> hnnnnnnnn blinding
[20:54:08] <Ellie> mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
[20:54:10] <Ellie> ;)
[20:54:52] <Ninten> okay
[20:54:55] * Ninten dials kirby's number
[20:54:57] <Ninten> ...
[20:54:57] <Ninten> ....
[20:54:58] <Ninten> ...
[20:54:59] <Ninten> ....
[20:55:00] <Ninten> ...
[20:55:01] <Ninten> ....
[20:55:01] <Ninten> ...
[20:55:02] <Ninten> ....
[20:55:03] <Ninten> ...
[20:55:10] <Ninten> no answer
[20:55:17] <Ninten> maybe i'll try again
[20:55:23] <Ninten> ...
[20:55:25] <Ninten> ....
[20:55:25] <Ninten> *
[20:55:30] <Ninten> hm... weird, it suddenly cut out
[20:56:00] <Ninten> she doesn't have voice mail, so i can't just leave her a message
[20:56:06] * Ninten tries one more time
[20:56:09] <Ellie> maybe she's in trouble!!
[20:56:16] <Ninten> ......okay, this is bizarre, it's not even ringing this time
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Kirby is [email]Kirby@lint.licker[/email] * Kirby
Kirby is a registered nick
Kirby on &#SPP-WiFi &#spp-staff &#spp 
Kirby using alias.purplesurge.com Your Alter Ego
Kirby is away: Auto away at Fri Nov 12 02:38:19 2010
Kirby is using a Secure Connection
kirby End of /WHOIS list.
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[20:56:31] <Cycling_Road> Wow, maybe she has it on silent?
[20:56:32] <Aki> Could be the service
[20:56:34] <Fatale> Last night, yes.
[20:56:38] <Aki> ...
[20:56:42] <Ninten> well Cycling_Road if that was the case it would actually ring
[20:56:49] <Ninten> but you know, she's been gone for 19 hours
[20:56:50] <Ninten> ...
[20:57:06] <Ninten> [20:56:09] <Ellie> maybe she's in trouble!!
[20:57:10] <Cycling_Road> Then why does it say 18 in the status window?
[20:57:17] <Ninten> ellie please don't put that idea in my head :(
[20:57:22] <Ninten> what status window?
[20:57:24] <Ellie> im sorry..
[20:57:27] <Cycling_Road> 18 hours, 7 minutes, that's not even close to 19 hours?
[20:57:28] <Ellie> im just worried about her
[20:57:30] <Ellie> i love kirby :(
[20:57:32] * Ellie sniff
[20:57:33] <Ninten> i did a whois on her, and it returned Kirby is away: Auto away at Fri Nov 12 02:38:19 2010
[20:57:47] <Ninten> it's 9 pm here so i just did a rough calculation
[20:57:54] <Ninten> rounded down it would indeed be 18 hours, but  you get the idea
[20:58:29] <Ninten> okay, now i'm starting to get worried
[20:58:37] <Ninten> hold on everyone, i'm going to go check her office
[20:58:42] * Ninten is now known as Ninten\brb
[20:58:51] <Cycling_Road> Here they are
[20:58:52] <Cycling_Road> [17:56:55] Kirby has been idle 18hrs 7mins 31secs, signed on Tue Nov 09 14:56:15
[20:58:52] <Cycling_Road> [17:56:55] Kirby End of /WHOIS list.
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[20:59:02] <Cycling_Road> It took me a while to find them but this is all we need to know right now
[21:00:11] <Cycling_Road> In my area, it's after 6
[21:00:27] <Cycling_Road> What time would normally be 7 but the clocks went back an hour
[21:00:28] * Ninten\brb is now known as Ninten
[21:00:32] <Ninten> ...
[21:00:41] <Ninten> ellie, call the police
[21:00:44] <Ninten> kirby has been kidnapped
[21:00:49] <Ellie> oh my god
[21:00:51] <Ellie> kirby :'(
[21:00:55] <Ellie> i will right away
[21:00:58] * Ellie calls the police
[21:00:58] <Ninten> Cycling_Road
[21:01:01] <Ninten> thank you for the information
[21:01:02] <Aki> DDDDD:
[21:01:05] <Ninten> that's much more accurate than what i had
[21:01:18] <Ellie> okay.. yes.. mhmm..
[21:01:21] <Ninten> aki can you go check her office
[21:01:34] <Ellie> theyre going to send out an alert for her.. but they can't do much since i don't know where she is
[21:01:35] <Aki> didn't you just do that
[21:01:35] <Ninten> there's a ransom note in there but i left my glasses at home
[21:01:37] <Ellie> or where she could be
[21:01:42] <Ninten> and i couldn't really make it out
[21:01:44] <Aki> and you didn't bring it back?
[21:01:54] <Cycling_Road> You're welcome
[21:01:55] <Ninten> i didn't want to get fingerprints on it
[21:02:07] <Aki> So you're gonna get my fingerprints on it instead? :|
[21:02:17] <Ninten> don't you have gloves in your desk?
[21:02:22] <Aki> ...
[21:02:23] <Aki> >>
[21:02:24] <Aki> <<
[21:02:31] <Aki> why would I have something silly like that
[21:02:34] <Aki> in my desk
[21:02:50] <Ninten> well it's getting chilly out
[21:02:56] <Aki> ...
[21:03:07] * Aki was thinking the other type of gloves, but that works too :Db
[21:03:19] <Ellie> shhh aki
[21:03:24] <Aki> :(
[21:03:27] <Ellie> those are for our long nights of "overtime"
[21:03:29] <Ellie> no one else needs to know
[21:03:30] <Aki> ok
[21:03:38] * Aki takes out her BACKUP PAIR
[21:03:47] <Ninten> ellie did you get a hold of 911?!
[21:03:54] <Ellie> yes i told you
[21:04:00] <Ninten> oh right
[21:04:01] <Ellie> they said theyd send out an amber alert in oregon
[21:04:02] <Ellie> but
[21:04:04] <Ninten> sorry but I'm ****ing panicking
[21:04:07] <Ellie> thats all they can do since idk where she'd be
[21:04:11] <Ellie> its okay sweetie
[21:04:13] <Ellie> we're all afraid :(
[21:04:16] <Ellie> poor kirby...
[21:04:19] <Aki> Aren't amber alerts for missing children?
[21:04:29] <Ellie> well
[21:04:33] <Ellie> theyre sending out one for her
[21:04:37] <Aki> ...Ellie who did you really call :|;
[21:05:22] <Ellie> i swear i called the oregon police
[21:05:32] <Ellie> or maybe...
[21:05:34] <Aki> ...
[21:05:39] <Ninten> maybe they misheard you
[21:05:41] <Ninten> isn't she 23?
[21:05:43] <Ninten> perhaps they heard 3
[21:05:47] <Ellie> oh no
[21:05:48] <Aki> or thirteen
[21:05:59] <Ellie> now everyone's looking for a 3 year old named kirby
[21:06:02] <Ellie> we'll never find her!!!
[21:06:12] <Aki> good job
[21:06:14] <Ninten> well call them back!!!!!
[21:06:16] <Fatale> good job ... more like jood gob, am i right?
[21:06:20] <Ellie> okay
[21:06:21] <Aki> good jorb
[21:06:25] * Ellie calls back
[21:08:53] <Ellie> okay.. they said they can't send out an amber alert because their priorities go to children
[21:08:59] <Ellie> but theyll try to send out a search party
[21:09:06] <Ellie> please think good thoughts for her :(
[21:09:21] <Ninten> oh my god
[21:09:38] <Ninten> Cycling_Road i'm sorry you had to be caught in the middle of this disaster
[21:09:56] <Ninten> as soon as she's found i'll make sure your message gets to her, but i don't know how long that will be...
[21:10:39] <Aki> Plus, she could be traumatized after she's found
[21:10:45] <Aki> she might not want to hear it
[21:11:29] <Ellie> let's have some concern for her mental state