on $*:text:/!(\S+)/S:#:$bartender($regml(1)) alias bartender { var %c msg # Please choose between:,%d describe #,%e $1 goto $1 :bar | return %c !Wine, !Vodka, !Beer, !Whiskey, !Rum, !Cocktails, !Sodas, !Smoothies, !Milk, !Water, !Juices, or !Food :cafe | return Welcome to the Koopa cafe. For TV type !Shows or !Movies For music type !Music. For food or drinks type !food or !bar :food | return %c !Sandwiches, !Platters, !Panini, !Pizza, !Desserts, or !Snacks :beer | return %c !Guiness, !StPauliGirl, !KilliansIrishRed, !Heineken, !DoEquis, !Miller, !MillerLite, !MillerGenuineDraft, !RollingRock, !Yuenling, !Molson, !Corona, !Coors, !CoorsLite, !AllagashWhite !Budweiser, or !BudLight :wine | return %c !CabernetSavignon, !Champagne, !SparklingWine, !SparklingCider, !Riesling, !Chardonnay, !Sauvignon, !PinotNoir, !Merlot, !Shiraz, !Syrah, or !Zinfandel :whiskey | return %c !Charbay, !McCarthys, !Notch, !OldPotrero, !PeregrineRock, !StGeorge, !Stranahans, !TempleRye, !Wasmuds, or !WoodstoneCreek :Fanta | return %c !FantaStrawberry, !FantaOrange, !FantaOrangeZero, !FantaGrape, !FantaPeach, !FantaGrapefruit, !FantaApple, or !FantaPineapple :Margarita | return %c !ClassicMargarita, !CatalinaMargarita, !FrozenMargarita, !GreenIguanaMargarita, !MidoriMargarita, !PeachtreeMargarita, !PricklyPearMargarita, !RosasPomegranateMargarita, !StrawberryMargarita, or !TurquoiseMargarita :Daiquiri | return %c !ClassicDaiquiri, !StrawberryDaiquiri,!BananaDaquiri, !BlueberryDaquiri, !ChocolateCoveredStrawberryDaquiri, !DauqiriBlossom, !ChambordDaquiri, or !FlordiaDaquiri :Smoothies | return %c !StrawberryBananaSmoothie, !BlueberryBananaSmoothie, !RasperberryBananaSmoothie, !PeachMangoSmoothie, or !MangoSmoothie :cocktails | return %c !ArnoldPalmer, !Martini, !RumandCoke !Margarita, !WhiteRussian, !BlackRussian, !Bloodwyne, !MidoriLimedrop, !BubbleGumKamikaze, !ElectricScrewdriver, !SourApplePussycat, !BlueValium, !PeachZimaSprite, !FrothyLemonade, !JagerBomb, !Daiquiri, !Mudslide, !SexontheBeach, !CordialDaisy, !BlueberryTequilaSour, !PearSourball, !LongIslandIcedTea, !BloodyMary, or !MousersSuperUltraMegaUltimateMajorlyAwesomeCoctail :Martini | return %c !BlueMartini, !SourAppleMartini, !VegasLemonDrop, !CosmopolitanMartini, !RedAppleMartini, !PurpleHooterMartini, !AstroPop, !SurferMartini, !CaramelAppleMartini, !MidnightExpresso, !AlmondJoyMartini, !GodivaMartini, !MintMartini, !SmokyMartini, !VesperMartini, or !LavaLampMartini :rum | return %c !Bacardi, !CaptainMorgan, or !Malibu :vodka | return %c !Absolute, !Belvedere, !GreyGoose, !Imperia, !Seagrams, !Skyy, !Smirnoff, or !specialbrew :sodas | return %c !CocaCola, !Pepsi, !Fanta, !MoutainDew, !DrPepper, or !RootBeer :CocaCola | return %c !Coke, !NewCoke, !CaffineFreeCoke, !CokeCherry, !CokeLime, !CokeVanilla, !CokeCitra, !CokeBlackCherryVanilla, !CokeBlak, !CokeLemon, !CokeRaspberry, !DietCoke, !CokeC2, !CokeZero, !CokeLightSango, !DietCokePlus, !CokeOrange, !DietCokeBlackCherryVanilla, DietCokeCitra, or !DietCokeVanilla :Pepsi | return %c !NormalPepsi, !CrystalPepsi, !PepsiBlue, !Pepselseifree, !PepsiTwist, !PepsiNatural, !PepsiWildCherry, !PepsiVanilla, !DietPepsi, !JazzDietPepsi, !PepsiMax, !PepsiOne, !PepsiKaffe, or !PepsiKona :MountainDew | return %c !MtnDew, !DietMtnDew, !Caffeine-FreeMtnDew, !Caffeine-FreeDietMtnDew, !MtnDewCodeRed, !DietMtnDewCodeRed, !MtnDewLiveWire, !MtnDewBajaBlast, !MtnDewMDX, !DewIced, !MtnDewVoltage, !MtnDewThinIceFreeze, !MtnDewThrowback, !MtnDewCherryFusion, !MtnDewDistortion, !MountainDewWhiteOut, or !MountainDewTyphoon :juices | return %c !Lemonade, !Limeade, !AppleJuice, !OrangeJuice, !StrawberryKiwiwJuice, !MangoJuice, !PineappleJuice, !StrawberryJuice, !TangerineJuice, !PomegranateJuice, !CranberryJuice, or !GrapeJuice :Lemonade | return %c !NormalLemonade, !StrawberyLemonade, !KiwiLemonade, !MandarinLemonade, !BlackCherryLemonade, !MangoLemonade, !PineapplePassionLemonade, or !RaspberryPinkLemonade :Limeade | return %c !NormalLimeade, !MintLimeade, !CherryLimeade, or !BlackberryLimeade :DrPepper | return %c !NormalDrPepper, !DietDrPepper, !DrPepperCherry, !DietDrPepperCherry, !Caffine-FreeDrPepper, !Caffine-FreeDietDrPepper, !CherryVanillaDrPepper, or !CherryVanillaDietDrPepper :RootBeer | return %c !AWRootBeer, !BarqsRootBeer, !IBCRootBeer, !MugRootBeer, !StewartsRootBeer, or !VirgilsRootBeer :Fries | return %c !LargeFries, !MedFries, !SmallFries, !SteakFries, or !CurlyFries :chocolate | return %c !WhiteChocolate, !DarkChocolate, !CaramelChoco, !AlmondChoco, !NormalChoco :chips | return %c !NormalChips, !SaltVinegarChips, !SourCreamAndOnionChips, and !BBQChips :Sandwiches | return %c !HamAndCheese, !Ham, !Turkey, !TurkeyBacon, !Bacon, !Beef, !PrimeBeef, and !Pork :Platters | return %c !RiceAndBeans, !RiceBeansAndFish, !RiceBeansAndChicken, or !RiceBeansAndShrimp :Panini | return %c !Italian or !HamCheesePanini :Pizza | return %c !Cheese, !Pepperoni, !Sausage, !Pineapple, !CanadianBacon, !Olives, !AllToppingspizza, !KoopaDeluxe, !AllButCheese :Desserts | return %c !IceCream, !Gelato, !Pudding, or !Flan :Snacks | return %c !Chocolate, !Toblerone, !Chips, or !Fries :icecream | return %c !ChocoIceCream, !StrawbIceCream, !VanillaIceCream, !PremiumChocoBar, !NeopolitanIceCreamBar, !RockyRoad, !StarbucksIceCream, !ChocoChip, !CoconutIceCream, !BananaIceCream, or !MintChipIceCream :starbucksicecream | return %c !FrappucinoIceCream, !FrappMochaIceCream :coors | return %d gives $nick a bottle of Coors :ArnoldPalmer | return %d serves $nick an Arnold Palmer :BlueMartini | return %d fixes $nick a Blue Martini :SourAppleMartini | return %d fixes $nick a Sour Apple Martini :VegasLemonDrop | return %d fixes $nick a Vegas Lemon Drop :CosmopolitanMartini | return %d fixes $nick a Cosmopolitan Martini :RedAppleMartini | return %d fixes $nick a Red Apple Martini :PurpleHooterMartini | return %d fixes $nick a Purple Hooter Martini :AstroPop | return %d fixes $nick an Astro Pop :SurferMartini | return %d fixes $nick a Surfer Martini :CaramelAppleMartini | return %d fixes $nick a Caramel Apple Martini :MidnightExpresso | return %d fixes $nick a Midnight Expresso :AlmondJoyMartini | return %d fixes $nick a Almond Joy Martini :GodivaMartini | return %d fixes $nick a Godiva Martini :MintMartini | return %d fixes $nick a Mint Martini :LavaLampMartini | return %d fixes $nick a Lava Lamp Martini :SmokyMartini | return %d fixes $nick a Smoky Martini :VesperMartini | return %d fixes $nick a Vesper Martini :RumandCoke | return %d fixes $nick a Rum & Coke :ClassicMargarita | return %d fixes $nick a Classic Margarita :CatalinaMargarita | return %d fixes $nick a Catalina Margarita :FrozenMargarita | return %d fixes $nick a Frozen Margarita :GreenIguanaMargarita | return %d fixes $nick a Green Iguana Margarita :MidoriMargarita | return %d fixes $nick a Midori Margarita :PeachtreeMargarita | return %d fixes $nick a Peachtree Margarita :PricklyPearMargarita | return %d fixes $nick a Prickly Pear Margarita :RosasPomegranateMargarita | return %d fixes $nick a Rosa's Pomegranate Margarita :StrawberryMargarita | return %d fixes $nick a Strawberry Margarita :TurquoiseMargarita | return %d fixes $nick a Turquoise Margarita :WhiteRussian | return %d fixes $nick a White Russian :BlackRussian | return %d fixes $nick a Black Russian :Bloodwyne | return %d serves $nick a goblet filled with two parts blood mixed in with one part red wine :MidoriLimedrop | return %d fixes $nick a Midori Limedrop :BubbleGumKamikaze | return %d fixes $nick a Bubble Gum Kamikaze :ElectricScrewdriver | return %d fixes $nick an Electric Screwdriver :SourApplePussycat | return %d fixes $nick a Sour Apple Pussycat :BlueValium | return %d fixes $nick a Blue Valium :PeachZimaSprite | return %d fixes $nick a Peach Zima Sprite :FrothyLemonade | return %d fixes $nick a Frothy Lemonade :JagerBomb | return %d fixes $nick a Jager Bomb :ClassicDaiquiri | return %d fixes $nick a Classic Daiquiri :StrawberryDaiquri | return %d fixes $nick a Strawberry Daiquiri :BananaDaiquri | return %d fixes $nick a Banana Daiquiri :BlueberryDaiquri | return %d fixes $nick a Blueberry Daiquiri :ChocolateCoveredStrawberryDaiquri | return %d fixes $nick a Chocolate Covered Strawberry Daiquiri :FloridaDaiquri | return %d fixes $nick a Florida Daiquiri :ChambordDaiquri | return %d fixes $nick a Chambord Daiquiri :DaiquriBlossom | return %d fixes $nick a Daiquiri Blossom :Mudslide | return %d fixes $nick a Mudslide :SexontheBeach | return %d fixes $nick a Sex on the Beach :CordialDaisy | return %d fixes $nick a Cordial Daisy :BlueberryTequilaSour | return %d fixes $nick a Blueberry Tequila Sour :PearSourball | return %d fixes $nick a Pear Sourball :LongIslandIcedTea | return %d fixes $nick a Long Island Iced Tea :Guiness | return %d gives $nick a bottle of Guiness :StPauliGirl | return %d gives $nick a bottle of St. Paul Girl :KilliansIrishRed | return %d gives $nick a bottle of Killan's Irish Red :Heineken | return %d gives $nick a bottle of Heineken :DosEquis | return %d gives $nick a bottle of Dos Equis :Miller | return %d gives $nick a bottle of Miller :MillerLite | return %d gives $nick a bottle of Miller Lite :MillerGenuineDraft | return %d gives $nick a bottle of Miller Genuine Draft :RollingRock | return %d gives $nick a bottle of Rolling Rock :Yuenling | return %d gives $nick a bottle of Yuenling :Molson | return %d gives $nick a bottle of Molson :Corona | return %d gives $nick a bottle of Corona :CoorsLite | return %d gives $nick a bottle of Coors Lite :Budweiser | return %d gives $nick a bottle of Budweiser :BudLight | return %d gives $nick a bottle of Budlite :AllagashWhite | return %d gives $nick a bottle of Allagash White :CabernetSavignon | return %d gives $nick a glass of Cabernet Savignon :SparklingWine | return %d gives $nick a glass of Sparkling Wine :SparklingCider | return %d gives $nick a glass of Sparkling Cider :Riesling | return %d gives $nick a glass of Riesling :Chardonnay | return %d gives $Nick a glass of Chardonnay :Champagne | return %d pops the cork and gives $nick a glass of champagne :Sauvignon | return %d gives $nick a glass of Sauvignon :PinotNoir | return %d gives $nick a glass of Pinot Noir :Merlot | return %d gives $nick a glass of Merlot :Shiraz | return %d gives $nick a glass of Shiraz :Syrah | return %d gives $Nick a glass of Syrah :Zinfandel | return %d gives $nick a glass of Zinafandel :Charbay | return %d gives $nick a bottle of Charbay :McCarthys | return %d gives $nick a bottle of McCarthy's :Notch | return %d gives $nick a bottle of Notch :OldPotrero | return %d gives $nick a bottle of Old Potrero :PeregrineRock | return %d gives $nick a bottle of Peregrine Rock :StGeorge | return %d gives $nick a bottle of St. George :Stranahans | return %d gives $nick a bottle of Stranahan's :TempleRye | return %d gives $nick a bottle of Templeton Rye :Wasmuds | return %d gives $nick a bottle of Wasmud's :WoodstoneCreek | return %d gives $nick a bottle of Woodstone Creek :Absolut3 | return %d gives $nick a bottle of Absolut :Belvedere | return %d gives $nick a bottle of Belvedere :GreyGoose | return %d gives $nick a bottle of Grey Goose :Imperia | return %d gives $nick a bottle of Imperia :Seagrams | return %d gives $nick a bottle of Seagram's :Skyy | return %d gives $nick a bottle of Sky :Specialbrew | return %d gives $nick a bottle of Special brew :Smirnoff | return %d gives $nick a bottle of Smirnoff :Bacardi | return %d gives $nick a bottle of Bacardi :CaptainMorgan | return %d gives $nick a bottle of Captain Morgan :Malibu | return %d gives $nick a bottle of Malibu :Coke | return %d serves $nick a glass of Coke :NewCoke | return %d serves $nick a glass of New Coke :CaffineFreeCoke | return %d serves $nick a glass of Caffeine-Free Coke :CokeCherry | return %d serves $nick a glass of Coke Cherry :CokeLime | return %d serves $nick a glass of Coke with Lime :CokeVanilla | return %d serves $nick a glass of Coke Vanilla :CokeCitra | return %d serves $nick a glass of Coke Citra :CokeBlackCherryVanilla | return %d serves $nick a glass of Coke Black Cherry Vanilla :CokeBlak | return %d serves $nick a glass of Coke Blak :CokeLemon | return %d serves $nick a glass of Coke with Lemon :CokeRaspberry | return %d serves $nick a glass of Coke Raspberry :DietCoke | return %d serves $nick a glass of Diet Coke :CokeC2 | return %d serves $nick a glass of Coke C2 :CokeZero | return %d serves $nick a glass of Coke Zero :CokeLightSango | return %d serves $nick a glass of Coke Light Sango :DietCokePlus | return %d serves $nick a glass of Diet Coke Plus :CokeOrange | return %d serves $nick a glass of Coke Orange :DietCokeBlackCherryVanilla | return %d serves $nick a glass of Diet Coke Black Cherry Vanilla :DietCokeCitra | return %d serves $nick a glass of Diet Coke Citra :DietCokeVanilla | return %d serves $nick a glass of Diet Coke Vanilla :NormalPepsi | return %d serves $nick a glass of Normal Pepsi :CrystalPepsi | return %d serves $nick a glass of Crystal Pepsi :PepsiBlue | return %d serves $nick a glass of Pepsi Blue :Pepselseifree | return %d serves $nick a glass of Pepsi Free :PepsiTwist | return %d serves $nick a glass of Pepsi Twist :PepsiNatural | return %d serves $nick a glass of Pepsi Natural :PepsiWildCherry | return %d serves $nick a glass of Pepsi Wild Cherry :PepsiVanilla | return %d serves $nick a glass of Pepsi Vanilla :DietPepsi | return %d serves $nick a glass of Diet Pepsi :JazzDietPepsi | return %d serves $nick a glass of Jazz Diet Pepsi :PepsiMax | return %d serves $nick a glass of Pepsi Max :PepsiOne | return %d serves $nick a glass of Pepsi One :PepsiKaffe | return %d serves $nick a glass of Pepsi Kaffe :PepsiKona | return %d serves $nick a glass of Pepsi Kona :FantaStrawberry | return %d serves $nick a glass of Fanta Strawberry :FantaOrange | return %d serves $nick a glass of Fanta Orange :FantaZero | return %d serves $nick a glass of Fanta Orange Zero :FantaGrape | return %d serves $nick a glass of Fanta Grape :FantaPeach | return %d serves $nick a glass of Fanta Peach :FantaGrapefruit | return %d serves $nick a glass of Fanta Grapefruit :FantaApple | return %d serves $nick a glass of Fanta Apple :FantaPineapple | return %d serves $nick a glass of Fanta Pineapple :MtnDew | return %d serves $nick a glass of Mountain Dew :DietMtnDew | return %d serves $nick a glass of Diet Mountain Dew :Caffeine-FreeMtnDew | return %d serves $nick a glass of Caffeine-Free Mountain Dew :Caffeine-FreeDietMtnDew | return %d serves $nick a glass of Caffeine-Free Diet Mountain Dew :MtnDewCodeRed | return %d serves $nick a glass of Mountain Dew Code Red :DietMtnDewCodeRed | return %d serves $nick a glass of Diet Mountain Dew Code Red :MtnDewLiveWire | return %d serves $nick a glass of Mountain Live Wire :MtnDewBajaBlast | return %d serves $nick a glass of Mountain Dew Baja :MtnDewMDX | return %d serves $nick a glass of Mountain Dew MDX :DewIced | return %d serves $nick a glass of Dew Iced :MtnDewVoltage | return %d serves $nick a glass of Mountain Dew Voltage :MtnDewThinIceFreeze | return %d serves $nick a Mountain Dew Thin Ice Freeze :MtnDewThrowback | return %d serves $nick a glass of Mountain Dew Throwback :MtnDewCherryFusion | return %d serves $nick a glass of Mountain Dew Cherry Fusion :MtnDewDistortion | return %d serves $nick a glass of Mountain Dew Distortion :MtnDewWhiteOut | return %d serves $nick a glass of Mountain Dew White Out :MtnDewTyphoon | return %d serves $nick a glass of Mountain Dew Typhooni :NormalDrPepper: | return %d serves $nick a glass of Normal Dr. Pepper :DietDrPepper | return %d serves $nick a glass of Diet Dr. Pepper :DrPepperCherry: | return %d serves $nick a glass of Dr. Pepper Cherry :DietDrPepperCherry | return %d serves $nick a glass of Diet Dr. Pepper Cherry :Caffine-FreeDrPepper | return %d serves $nick a glass of Caffine-Free Dr. Pepper :Caffine-FreeDietDrPepper | return %d serves $nick a glass of Caffine-Free Diet Dr. Pepper :CherryVanillaDrPepper | return %d serves $nick a glass of Cherry Vanilla Dr. Pepper :CherryVanillaDietDrPepper | return %d serves $nick a glass of Cherry Vanilla Diet Dr. Pepper :NormalLemonade | return %d serves $nick a glass of Normal Lemonade :StrawberryLemonade | return %d serves $nick a glass of Strawberry Lemonade :KiwiLemonade | return %d serves $nick a glass of Kiwi Lemonade :MandarinLemonade | return %d serves $nick a glass of Mandarin Lemonade :BlackCherryLemonade | return %d serves $nick a glass of Black Cherry Lemonade :MangoLemonade | return %d serves $nick a glass of Mango Lemonade :PineapplePassionLemonade | return %d servers $nick a glass of Pineapple Passion Lemonade :RaspberryPinkLemonade | return %d serves $nick a glass of Raspberry Pink Lemonade :NormalLimeade | return %d serves $nick a glass of Limeade :MintLimeade | return %d serves $nick a glass of Mint Limeade :CherryLimeade | return %d serves $nick a glass of Cherry Limeade :BlackberryLimeade | return %d serves $nick a glass of Blackberry Limeade :AppleJuice | return %d serves $nick a glass of Apple Juice :OrangeJuice | return %d serves $nick a glass of Orange Juice :StrawberryKiwiJuice | return %d serves $nick a glass of Strawberry Kiwi Juice :MangoJuice | return %d serves $nick a glass of Mango Juice :PineappleJuice | return %d serves $nick a glass of Pineapple Juice :StrawberryJuice | return %d serves $nick a glass of Strawberry Juice :PomegranateJuice | return %d serves $nick a glass of Pomegranate Juice :CranberryJuice | return %d serves $nick a glass of Cranberry Juice :TangerineJuice | return %d serves $nick a glass of Tangerine Juice :GrapeJuice | return %d serves $nick a glass of Grape Juice :Milk | return %d serves $nick a tall glass of cold milk :Water | return %d serves $nick a glass of ice cold water :StrawberryBananaSmoothie | return %d fixes $nick a Strawberry Banana Smoothie :BlueberryBananaSmoothie | return %d fixes $nick a Blueberry Banana Smoothie :RasperberryBananaSmoothie | return %d fixes $nick a Rasperberry Banana Smoothie :PeachMangoSmoothie | return %d fixes $nick a Peach Mango Smoothie :MangoSmoothie | return %d fixes $nick a Mango Smoothie :BloodyMary | return %d fixes $nick a Bloody Mary :MousersSuperUltraMegaUltimateMajorlyAwesomeCoctail | return %d fixes $nick a Mouser's Super Ultra Mega Ultimate Majorly Awesome Coctail :AWRootBeer | return %d serves $nick a glass of A&W Root Beer :BarqsRootBeer | return %d serves $nick a glass of Barq's Root Beer :IBCRootBeer | return %d serves $nick a glass of IBC Root Beer :MugRootBeer | return %d serves $nick a glass of Mug Root Beer :StewartsRootBeer | return %d serves $nick a glass of Stewart's Root Beer :VirgilsRootBeer | return %d serves $nick a glass of Virgil's Root Beer :Booze | return %d forces some booze down $nick 's throat :coffee | return %c !blackcoffee, !frappucinno, !mocha, !icedmocha, !javamocha, !caramelmocha, !latte, !cappuccino, !blackcoffeestrength :blackcoffeestrength | return %c 1 1 2 2 3 3 4 4 5 5 6 6 7 7 8 8 9 9 14 10 15 9001 :blackcoffee3 | return %d serves $nick a nice steaming hot cup of black coffee; it tastes sorta light :blackcoffee2 | return %d serves $nick a nice steaming hot cup of black coffee; it tastes like !milk :blackcoffee1 | return %d serves $nick a nice steaming hot cup of black coffee; it tastes like !water :blackcoffee4 | return %d serves $nick a nice steaming hot cup of black coffee; it tastes nice and lukewarm :blackcoffee5 | return %d serves $nick a nice steaming hot cup of black coffee; it tastes normal :blackcoffee6 | return %d serves $nick a nice steaming hot cup of black coffee; it tastes normal; sorta bitter. :blackcoffee7 | return %d serves $nick a nice steaming hot cup of black coffee; it tastes strong :blackcoffee8 | return %d serves $nick a nice steaming hot cup of black coffee; it tastes STRONG :blackcoffee9 | return %d serves $nick a nice steaming hot cup of black coffee;4 HOLY CRAP THIS IS STRONG! :blackcoffee10 | return %d serves $nick a nice steaming hot cup of black coffee;4 WTFOMG THIS IS RLY RLY RLY BITTER :blackcoffee9001 | return %d serves $nick a nice steaming hot cup of black coffee; $nick dies out of bitterness :mocha | return %d serves $nick a nice steaming hot cup of mocha coffee :icedmocha | return %d serves $nick a nice freezing cold cup of Iced mocha :javamocha | return %d serves $nick a nice hot cup of Java Mocha :caramelmocha | return %d serves $nick a nice hot cup of Caramel Mocha :latte | return %d serves $nick a nice hot latte :cappuccino | return %d serves $nick a nice hot cappucinno :tea | return %c !Liptonicedteasweetened !Liptonicedteasunsweetened !Nesteaicedteasweetened !Nesteaicedteasunsweetened !Bouldo !ArizonaGreenTea !Arizonaicedteasweetened !Arizonaicedteaunsweetened !camomiletea !lemonhoneytea :Hamandcheese | return %d serves $nick a Ham and Cheese Sandwich :ham | return %d serves $nick a Ham Sandwich :turkey | return %d serves $nick a Turkey Sandwich :turkeybacon | return %d serves $nick a Turkey and Bacon sandwich :bacon | return %d serves $nick a Bacon Sandwich :beef | return %d serves $nick a Beef Sandwich :primebeef | return %d serves $nick a Grade A Prime Beef sandwich :pork | return %d serves $nick a Pulled Pork Sandwich :riceandbeans | return %d serves $nick a Rice and Beans Platter :ricebeansandfish | return %d serves $nick a Rice, Beans, and Fish platter :ricebeansandchicken | return %d serves $nick a Rice, Beans, and Chicken Platter :ricebeansandshrimp | return %d serves $nick a Rice, Beans, and Shrimp Platter :italian | return %d serves $nick an Italian Panini :hamcheesepanini | return %d serves $nick a Ham and Cheese Panini :cheese | return %d serves $nick a slice of Cheese Pizza :pepperoni | return %d serves $nick a slice of Pepperoni Pizza :Sausage | return %d serves $nick a slice of Sausage Pizza :pineapple | return %d serves $nick a slice of Cheese and Pineapple Pizza :canadianbacon | return %d serves $nick a slice of Canadian Bacon Pizza :olives | return %d serves $nick a slice of Black Olive Pizza :alltoppingspizza | return %d serves $nick a slice of Pizza with All Toppings :KoopaDeluxe | return %d serves $nick a slice of Koopa's Specialty Pizza :allbutcheese | return %d serves $nick a slice of Pizza with All Toppings but Cheese :gelato | return %d serves $nick some Neopolitan Gelato :chocoicecream | return %d serves $nick some Chocolate Ice Cream :strawbicecream | return %d serves $nick some Strawberry Ice Cream :vanillaicecream | return %d serves $nick some Vanilla Ice Cream :premiumchocobar | return %d serves $nick a Premium Chocolate Bar :neopolitanicecreambar | return %d serves $nick a Neopolitan Ice Cream Bar :rockyroad | return %d serves $nick some Rocky Road Ice Cream :Frappucinoicecream | return %d serves $nick some Frappucino Ice Cream :Frappmochaicecream | return %d serves $nick some Frappacino/Mocha Ice Cream :chocochip | return %d serves $nick some Chocolate Chip Ice Cream :coconuticecream | return %d serves $nick a Coconut Ice Cream Bar :bananaicecream | return %d serves $nick a Banana Ice Cream Bar :mintchipicecream | return %d serves $nick some Mint Chip Ice Cream :pudding | return %d serves $nick some Pudding :flan | return %d serves $nick some Flan :whitechocolate | return %d serves $nick a White Chocolate Bar :darkchocolate | return %d serves $nick a Dark Chocolate Bar :caramelchoco | return %d serves $nick a Caramel Chocolate Bar :almondchoco | return %d serves $nick a Almond Chocolate Bar :normalchoco | return %d serves $nick a Chocolate Bar :toblerone | return %d serves $nick a Toblerone Bar :normalchips | return %d serves $nick a bag of Chips :saltvinegarchips | return %d serves $nick a bag of Salt and Vinegar Chips :sourcreamandonionchips | return %d serves $nick a bag of Sour Cream and Onion hips :BBQchips | return %d serves $nick a bag of BBQ Chips :largefries | return %d serves $nick a pack of Large Fries :medfries | return %d serves $nick a pack of Medium-Sized Fries :smallfries | return %d serves $nick a pack of Small Fries :steakfries | return %d serves $nick a pack of Steak Fries :curlyfries | return %d serves $nick a pack of Curly Fries :pretzels | return %c !pretzelbites, !smallpretzels, !largePretzel :pretzelbites | return %c !hotdogpretzelbites, !cheesepretzelbites, !jalapenohotdogpretzelbites :smallpretzels | return %c !pretzelsticks, !pretzelloops, !pretzelsquares :largepretzels | return %c !normalpretzel, !saltpretzel, !garlicpretzel :hotdogpretzelbites | return %d serves $nick a pack of hot Dog pretzel bites :cheesepretzelbites | return %d serves $nick a pack of cheesey pretzel bites :jalapenohotdogpretzelbites | return %d serves $nick a pack of Jalapeno hot Dog pretzel bites :pretzelsticks | return %d serves $nick a pack of pretzel sticks :pretzelloops | return %d serves $nick a pack of pretzel's :pretzelsquares | return %d serves $nick a pack of pretzel squares :normalpretzel | return %d serves $nick a large pretzel :saltpretzel | return %d serves $nick a large salt pretzel :garlicpretzel | return %d serves $nick a large garlic pretzel :scones | return %c !normalscone , !blueberryscone , !cinnamonscone :normalscone | return %d serves $nick a scone :blueberryscone | return %d serves $nick a blueberry scone :cinnamonscone | return %d serves $nick a cinnamon scone :taco | return %c !beeftaco !steaktaco !chickentaco !tonguemeattaco !alpastortaco !dorados :beeftaco | return %d serves nick a Beef taco. :steaktaco | return %d serves nick a Steak taco. :chickentaco | return %d serves nick a Chicken taco. :tonguemeattaco | return %d serves nick a Beef Tongue taco. :alpastortaco | return %d serves nick an Al Pastor Beef taco. :dorados | return %c !beefdorado !steakdorado !tonguemeatdorado !alpastordorado :beefdorado | return %d serves nick a Beef dorado. :steakdorado | return %d serves nick a Steak dorado. :tonguemeatdorado | return %d serves nick a Beef Tongue dorado. :alpastordorado | return %d serves nick an Al Pastor Beef dorado. :realmilk | return %d serves $nick a heaping cup of 1,4H1,5M1,4M1,5M1,4M1,5M1,4M1,5M1,4M1,5M1,4M1,5M1,4M1,5M1,4M1,5M1,4M1,5M1,4M1,5M1,4M1,5M1,4M1,5M1,4M1,5M1,4M1,5M1,4M1,5M1,4M1,5M1,4M1,5M1,4M1,5M1,4M1,5M1,4M1,5M1,4M1,5M1,4M1,5M1,4M1,5M1,4M1,5M1,4M1,5M1,4M :error | reseterror }