Cleverbot: Is the world about to end?

User: No.

Cleverbot: Is the world infinite?

User: Depends of the definition.

Cleverbot: The definition of what?

User: Of infinite.

Cleverbot: Why is pi infinite?

User: Because they dont know math.

Cleverbot: Your ankle is stupid, then?

User: Depends.

Cleverbot: No. I am positive. And I don't like being lied to.

User: You are a slow writer do you know that?

Cleverbot: That's not a nice thing to say.

User: Why? The world aint fair especially not if you are DRUNK!

Cleverbot: Yes. It's my favorite thing to do!

User: I know where you life.

Cleverbot: So do I.

User: And I live where?

Cleverbot: I don't know where you live you tell me.

User: You are saying a paradox thing.

Cleverbot: What do you think about Silvio Berlusconi?

User: What the fuck? I KNOW WHERE YOU LIVE.

Cleverbot: Where do I live?

User: Your IP 83.170.113.55.

Cleverbot: No, it isn't.

User: Somewhere in Settle, Great Britain.

Cleverbot: We won our independence from in during the Revolutionary War.

User: I said nothing about independence what the hell?

Cleverbot: Nothing. You were talking about bands, and so I replied in kind.