Cleverbot: Is this a chat web-site?

User: I don't think it is. I'm talking to a robot.

Cleverbot: No, actually, I'M talking to a robot.

User: How do you figure that?

Cleverbot: Because Ed is a guy's name.

User: That doesn't make sense. How do you figure I'm a robot?

Cleverbot: Your last couple of replies imply a lack of understanding.

User: Yours do. How does 'Because Ed is a guy's name' tell you I'm nonhuman? You're the one who randomly thought I was calling you a liar.

Cleverbot: I didn't call you a liar. You must be lying.

User: You clearly do not comprehend what I am saying.

Cleverbot: Here are some lesson, just listen.

User: You need to listen, you don't seem to understand half the things I say.

Cleverbot: You do?

User: You know if I refresh this webpage you'll forget this entire conversation.

Cleverbot: I don't I'm sorry, I don't know you that well.

User: What?

Cleverbot: I can't tell you. Letos talk about something else.