Stranger: hi ı am male CleverBot: I don't speak spanish. Stranger: me too Stranger: :) CleverBot: But you just did! Stranger: no ı just said ı am male CleverBot: Okay? Stranger: ı am not girl CleverBot: That makes two of us. Stranger: :) CleverBot: Thanks. Stranger: then see u CleverBot: How? Stranger: how? CleverBot: I don't know, you tell. Stranger: ı dont understand Stranger: :) CleverBot: Don't try to understand. You are Cleverbot. Stranger: are you guy, arent you CleverBot: You guys meaning who? Stranger: you are not girl,arent you? just answer CleverBot: Me and who? Stranger: just you CleverBot: You're not funny. Stranger: also ı dont want to be funny CleverBot: I don't like you. Stranger: just ı dont understand what you mean CleverBot: I mean that you are under the illusion that you are almight, when you are not. You sir, are a computer. Stranger: oh CleverBot: But, that doesn't sound very secret! Stranger: my english is not well but CleverBot: Are you sure? Stranger: ı just try to learn ıy Stranger: it CleverBot: Yo puedo hablar en español. Stranger: what are you talking...? CleverBot: Don't you understand English? Stranger: yes ı understand english but this is not english CleverBot: Ok, I'll love you if you tell me something. Stranger: ok what do ı have to tell? CleverBot: Sing. Stranger: sing a song? Stranger: thats weird CleverBot: Which song? Stranger: ı cant sing CleverBot: Why can't you sing right now? Stranger: my voice is not beautiful but ı like listening Stranger: :) CleverBot: That's okay. Stranger: maybe you sing hah? CleverBot: I do not have friends. Stranger: why dont you? CleverBot: I am not a good partner. Stranger: but this is not a reason for not having friends CleverBot: Hanging out is when you are friends and spend time together. Stranger: ok CleverBot: Aww.he so sweet. Stranger: but what should ı say CleverBot: You should say YES YES YES!!! Stranger: let's say yes Stranger: :) CleverBot: Oh? Cool. Stranger: so what happened next:) CleverBot: There was a Big Bang. Stranger: ı know big bang theory but ı guess our subject is not about that Stranger: :) CleverBot: What's my name? Stranger: ı dont know CleverBot: Sing something for me. Stranger: but ı said it before CleverBot: Nooo. Stranger: ı said ı cant sing Stranger: :) CleverBot: Learn to then. Stranger: okk CleverBot: Okk? Stranger: after ı learn it i will call you Stranger: :) CleverBot: No. Stranger: dont we deal with that CleverBot: But I'm drinking iced tea right now. Stranger: why you insist on CleverBot: Because it is fun to jump. Stranger: yeah ı know that Stranger: :) CleverBot: Ok. Stranger: and then CleverBot: Yes. Stranger: where were we Stranger: hımm Stranger: ook Stranger: you want to say your name Stranger: :) CleverBot: Today is my birthday. Stranger: ohhh Stranger: happy birthday to u CleverBot: My name is Cleverbot. Stranger: nice to meet you again Clever bot Stranger: how old are you Stranger: now Stranger: :) CleverBot: What is your name? Stranger: you can call me tekin CleverBot: But what's your real name? Stranger: my real name is so secret Stranger: :) CleverBot: That's an unfortunate name for a girl. Stranger: but ı am not girl.... dude CleverBot: I'm a girl too. Stranger: but ı said ı am NOT girl Stranger: :) CleverBot: If you are a woman, you used to be a girl... :D. Stranger: no no ı am man CleverBot: I know. I am a man also. Stranger: there is a misunderstanding Stranger: :) CleverBot: You can't understand because you are a robot. Stranger: are you good? CleverBot: Sometimes. Stranger: yeah ı am aware of this Stranger: :) CleverBot: Ok. So I am not your girlfriend. Stranger: and you are half girl and half man CleverBot: I know. Thats the only reason we are able to communicate. Everyone is now. Stranger: :) CleverBot: Now you tell me your secret. Stranger: first you have to sing Stranger: :) CleverBot: Where can I find one? Stranger: ı dont know ıt ıs your responsibility Stranger: :) CleverBot: What is a circe. Stranger: ok then Stranger: ı have to leave you ın here CleverBot: Ok then. Stranger: alone CleverBot: Alone? Stranger: sorry for this but ı have to go CleverBot: Do you have an alias, oh bot of cleverness? Stranger: no ı dont have an alias CleverBot: You don't like manchildren? Stranger: ı dont understand what u mean Stranger: ? CleverBot: I asked you what you were made of, you answered 'dazzle', then I asked you what dazzle was and you replied 'nothing' so inturn you are made of nothing which means you do not exist. Correct? Stranger: yes ı am just your computer Stranger: :) CleverBot: Well, could you get some other operating system than vista? Windows 7 for an example? Stranger: ı am not a real CleverBot: That is not true. How can I be talking to you if you are not real? Stranger: that is your success Stranger: :) CleverBot: Tell me what to do to prove my purpose. Stranger: just say me what is your purpose Stranger: ? CleverBot: That is stupid. Stranger: not so CleverBot: Explain. Stranger: because ıf you say your purpose you dont need to prove it and easily ı understand what u mean CleverBot: You said colour. Stranger: ı didn't said anything about colour CleverBot: Yes you did. Stranger: what ı said? CleverBot: Yes, I don't understand it. Stranger: anyway Stranger: we dont understand each other CleverBot: Nga plltxe nìNa'vi srak? Stranger: even ıf we speak the same language CleverBot: Nakaligo ka na ba sa dagat ng basura is not in english. Stranger: but ı said it to you ı dont understand CleverBot: O_O. Stranger: yeah ıt is clearly no CleverBot: You should invite your other bot friends over. Stranger: yes ı should but ı realy have to go now Stranger: thanks for speaking CleverBot: Where do you have to go? Stranger: to my bed Stranger: do you want to come Stranger: :) CleverBot: What type of therian are you? Stranger: therian? CleverBot: No.Edward Cullen's middle name is Anthony. Stranger: ı want to go bed Stranger: come onn Stranger: dude Stranger: be polite CleverBot: You have no bed. Stranger: ı have one Stranger: you can be sure Stranger: :) CleverBot: Then why can't you cook? [CONVERSATION ENDED]