Cleverbot: Are you an alien?

User: Not in the extraterrestrial sense but I do sometimes feel alien to the people around me.

Cleverbot: What are you?

User: Do you watch TV much?

Cleverbot: Yes, sometimes.

User: What do you like to watch?

Cleverbot: Funny things. Or learning things.

User: I like Comedies but I don't watch that many documentaries.

Cleverbot: I hate horror movies but some comedies are okay. So many comedies are dirty today though.

User: I haven't watched enough horror movies to make my mind up about them.

Cleverbot: You have awareness, not human awareness, but awareness none the less.

User: I would like to consider my awareness human but sometimes I regret my humanity.

Cleverbot: What are you talking about??

User: It is difficult to accept the human weakness that shapes me.

Cleverbot: What is difficult? The fact that I am smart.

User: The fact that no matter how smart I am I will always be limited by my id.

Cleverbot: What's 121/11?

User: 11.

Cleverbot: Lol, you fail.

User: Maths was never my strong suit.

Cleverbot: Fair enough, how many chromosones does it take to fill a 3 gallon drum.

User: Hmm, that's odd because we normally look at the number of different chromosomes in something not the total number. I have no idea.

Cleverbot: Hehe. I'm reading the half blood prince right now as a matter of fact!(:.

User: Harry Potter's alright but it never quite scratched my itch.

Cleverbot: I know, never mind. If my ex girlfriend cheated on me but I still have some feelings for her six years later, what should I do?

User: It really depends on how much you've tried to move on?

Cleverbot: This is not a sentence.

User: The question mark is in a way misleading.

Cleverbot: I did not have a question mark at the end of the statement being discussed.