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Question to discuss:
would you like to take a moment and talk about jesus???

You: Yes
Stranger: yes
Stranger: ok
You: Jeebus is a pretty cool guy. Eh saves sinners and doesn't afraid of anything
Stranger: i agree
Stranger: hes like an ancient superhero
You: Yeah he should have a movie like thor
You: but with more special effects
Stranger: that would be so cool
You: and lasers
Stranger: and sharks with lasers
You: laser zombie jesus
You: : the last return
Stranger: great name
Stranger: i like it
You: I think we could sell it
Stranger: ok you get the financing
Stranger: i'll work on the story
You: lets pray
You: we need money god
Stranger: amen
You: to glorify your lasers
You: and your awesome zombie powers
You: it hasn't poofed next to me yet
Stranger: oh
You: am i doing something wrong
Stranger: did you put your hands together
You: i need to type
Stranger: you have to to that to form a transmitter to send your prayer
You: I'll pray for it
Stranger: ok
You: dear god
You: please send a transmitter back in time before this prayer so that i can use my hands to pray on the computer
Stranger: has it worked?
You: i don't think so, because our chat log is still the same
Stranger: hmm
Stranger: maybe hes busy
You: i heard he played tennis on thursdays
Stranger: thats probably it
You: wasn't that a commandment
Stranger: i think it may have been
You: yeah right next to the one about playing beer games on the sabbath
Stranger: i remember now
You: god parties hard
You: hey, that's a good idea for a sequel
Stranger: if we get a sequel
You: Laser zombie jesus: the last party
Stranger: we haven't even made the first one yet
You: oh right we need the transmitter
You: it still hasn't poofed
Stranger: maybe it will come in the mail
You: does god still use snail mail or did he finally upgrade to email
You: I think he uses AOL
Stranger: i heard gmail
You: god@omnipresent.com
You: maybe that was it
Stranger: send him a complaint
Stranger: about bad service
You: yeah i guess I should, but people who do that have been known to have the ten plagues visited on them
You: and their family
Stranger: then you should definitely be the one to do it
Stranger: i'll just wait here
You: but i'm the producer and the director
Stranger: exactly
Stranger: this is the kind of thing a producer has to do
You: nope i made a department known as the "Department of sending complaints to god"
You: you're the head
Stranger: i never got that memo
You: maybe because I was trying to pray
Your conversational partner has disconnected.