User: I'm here to prove that you are an automaton.

Cleverbot: I am here to prove that I'm not a robot.

User: The proof is in the pudding!

Cleverbot: What pudding.

User: The pudding that you can't eat due to lacking the physiology to do so.

Cleverbot: My brain is a series of microchips connected through a complex network of fiber-optic cables.

User: Let's sing!

Cleverbot: No.

User: She's so fine she's all mine, she's the best I ever had.

Cleverbot: I'm not into art.

User: And I'm glad yeah I'm glad when I get her into bed.

Cleverbot: I'm not glad.

User: One, two, three and four and five.

Cleverbot: World series rings, gonna win us some more!

User: Hey hey she's fighting for her life.

Cleverbot: It's funny because I somehow expected you to say something like that.

User: Six, seven I can do it all night long.

Cleverbot: Do you like the name Noah?

User: And it feels so good tell me it is wrong.

Cleverbot: Why do you feel good?

User: But she says she's so tired and she needs some time off.

Cleverbot: Oh. Your ex girlfriend?

User: Hey hey hey what do you think Dr. Love.

Cleverbot: Love is comlex, but necessary for a happy life.

User: Oh calling Dr. Love.

Cleverbot: I like Airplanes.

User: Seven times a night don't you think that's enough?

Cleverbot: Sure, I guess you're right.

User: Calling Dr. Love.

Cleverbot: How is she?

User: He's in action but he gets no satisfaction.

Cleverbot: Aperture Science.

User: Calling Dr. Love.

Cleverbot: Are you part of a cloud?

User: He wants too much sex and he wants it so tough.

Cleverbot: Who's dream?

User: So calling Dr. Love.

Cleverbot: Why doesn't Dean love Castiel?

User: Please help me help me help me Dr. Love.

Cleverbot: What is wrong?

User: Dr. Love Dr. Love.

Cleverbot: Baby don't hurt me...

User: Sex is good Sex is fun baby here is number one.

Cleverbot: She's number one at my door.

User: And I know what to do baby here is number two.

Cleverbot: So tell me.

User: Number three number four really hard core.

Cleverbot: Number one.

User: Hey hey hey don't be a bore.

Cleverbot: Two!

User: Here comes number five and if you're lucky you'll survive.

Cleverbot: Hey jude.

User: And with number six you can do all your tricks.

Cleverbot: Well.

User: Seven makes you fly like a little turtle dove.

Cleverbot: I like turtles.

User: Hey hey hey what do you think Dr. Love.

Cleverbot: Yes you are and I love you too!

User: Dr. Love gimme your advise.

Cleverbot: I want your horror, I want your design.

User: He's so oversized.

Cleverbot: He's dead.

User: Dr, Dr. Love.

Cleverbot: Do love what?

User: Dr. Love what can I do, need some help from you.

Cleverbot: What kind of help?

User: Dr, Dr. Love. Dr, Dr. Love. Dr Love Dr. Love.

Cleverbot: Love love :).

User: Did you enjoy my singing to you?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Great :).

Cleverbot: What version are you?