alias open {
  /sockopen stats slushpuppy.silverinterlocution.org 80
}
on *:SOCKOPEN:stats:{
  sockwrite -nt $sockname GET /rsstats.php?stats=zezima HTTP/1.1
  sockwrite -nt $sockname Host: slushpuppy.silverinterlocution.org
  sockwrite -nt $sockname $crlf
}
on *:SOCKREAD:pckck*:{
  if ($sockerr) {
    /echo -a Socket error
  }
  var %read
  sockread -f %read
  if (!$sockbr) { return }
  if (<b> isin %read) || (<i> isin %read) {
    echo -s $remove(%read, <br>)
}
}