on 1:TEXT:*!jack*:#:{
  var %jack = $rand(1,21)
  describe $chan is shaking up the 8ball...
  if (%jack == 1) .timer 1 2 msg $chan 2OF 
  if (%jack == 2) .timer 1 2 msg $chan 4Hell no! What were you thinking?!?!
  if (%jack == 3) .timer 1 2 msg $chan 12A little donation please...?
  if (%jack == 4) .timer 1 2 msg $chan 11You want the truth?! YOU CANT HANDLE THE TRUTH!
  if (%jack == 5) .timer 1 2 msg $chan 1Maybe...
  if (%jack == 6) .timer 1 2 msg $chan 10Definatly!
  if (%jack == 7) .timer 1 2 msg $chan 5Ask some other time, fool.
  if (%jack == 8) .timer 1 2 msg $chan 8If you bow down to me.. its a maybe.
  if (%jack == 9) .timer 1 2 msg $chan 9Are you sure you want to ask me that?
  if (%jack == 10) .timer 1 2 msg $chan 2Awwww HELL NAWWWW!
  if (%jack == 11) .timer 1 2 msg $chan 4Most likely.
  if (%jack == 12) .timer 1 2 msg $chan 12Probly not.. Sorry.
  if (%jack == 13) .timer 1 2 msg $chan 11Problably not dude.
  if (%jack == 14) .timer 1 2 msg $chan 1Guess not sucka!
  if (%jack == 15) .timer 1 2 msg $chan 10So is it a deal? or no deal?
  if (%jack == 16) .timer 1 2 msg $chan 5Im sorry, you are the weakest link, good bye.
  if (%jack == 17) .timer 1 2 msg $chan 8Ill answer you if you give me five bucks.
  if (%jack == 18) .timer 1 2 msg $chan 9Definantly NOT.
  if (%jack == 19) .timer 1 2 msg $chan 2Doubtfull..
  if (%jack == 20) .timer 1 2 msg $chan 4A question i dont even have an answer to...
  if (%jack == 21) .timer 1 2 msg $chan 12What kind of question is that?
}