on *:TEXT:!fortune*:#:{ var %fortune $iif(@* iswm $1,msg $chan,.notice $nick)
  /set %fortune $rand(1,45) 
  if (%fortune == 1) %fortune Success means competition 
  if (%fortune == 2) %fortune An old pot is the best around the kitchen 
  if (%fortune == 3) %fortune One must be available, alert, active, and adaptable 
  if (%fortune == 4) %fortune If you have many best friends, you have no friends 
  if (%fortune == 5) %fortune Mountains can move, but not your character 
  if (%fortune == 6) %fortune Concern yourself about others more than yourself 
  if (%fortune == 7) %fortune And finally, my personal favorite.. 
  if (%fortune == 8) %fortune The best lovers make love on a full stomach 
  if (%fortune == 9) %fortune You are contemplating some action which will bring credit upon you. 
  if (%fortune == 10) %fortune You constantly struggle for selfif (%fortune == ) %fortuneimprovement. 
  if (%fortune == 11) %fortune Simplicity of character is the natural result of profound thought. 
  if (%fortune == 12) %fortune You will be fortunate in the opportunities presented to you. 
  if (%fortune == 13) %fortune Your luck will change. 
  if (%fortune == 14) %fortune You are never selfish with your advice or your help. 
  if (%fortune == 15) %fortune That special someone may simply be waiting for you. 
  if (%fortune == 16) %fortune You show your true face to the people who really matter. 
  if (%fortune == 17) %fortune You may come across much wealth. 
  if (%fortune == 18) %fortune Your are cautious in showing your true self to others. 
  if (%fortune == 19) %fortune Enthusiastic leadership gets you a promotion when you least expect it. 
  if (%fortune == 20) %fortune You have the ability to adapt to diverse situations. 
  if (%fortune == 21) %fortune Your cheerful outlook is one of your assets. 
  if (%fortune == 22) %fortune A faithful friend is a strong defense. 
  if (%fortune == 23) %fortune Someone is speaking well of you. 
  if (%fortune == 24) %fortune It is very possible that you will achieve greatness in your lifetime. 
  if (%fortune == 25) %fortune You won’t be bored for long!  New adventures are on their way. 
  if (%fortune == 26) %fortune Learning is a treasure which accompanies us everywhere. 
  if (%fortune == 27) %fortune A good friendship is often more important than a passionate romance. 
  if (%fortune == 28) %fortune One who admires you greatly is hidden before your eyes. 
  if (%fortune == 29) %fortune The love of your life will appear in front of you unexpectedly! 
  if (%fortune == 30) %fortune It is better to be the hammer than the anvil. 
  if (%fortune == 31) %fortune You have a good start.  Work harder! 
  if (%fortune == 32) %fortune What you desire is always possible.  It will come to you. 
  if (%fortune == 33) %fortune What you have left behind is more mellow than wine. 
  if (%fortune == 34) %fortune Everyone agrees you are the best. 
  if (%fortune == 35) %fortune A pleasant experience is ahead; don’t pass it by. 
  if (%fortune == 36) %fortune You have a keen sense of humor and love a good time. 
  if (%fortune == 37) %fortune Bide your time, for success is near. 
  if (%fortune == 38) %fortune Among the lucky, you are the chosen one. 
  if (%fortune == 39) %fortune Endurance and persistence will be rewarded. 
  if (%fortune == 40) %fortune Old friends, old wines, and old gold are best. 
  if (%fortune == 41) %fortune Be mischievous and you will not be lonesome. 
  if (%fortune == 42) %fortune Careful thinking will command respect. 
  if (%fortune == 43) %fortune Every excess becomes a vice. 
  if (%fortune == 44) %fortune An angry man opens his mouth and shuts up his eyes. 
  if (%fortune == 45) %fortune The only rose without a thorn is friendship. 
}