on *:TEXT:!fortune*:#:{
  /set %fortune $rand(1,45)
  if (%fortune == 1) .msg  $chan Success means competition
  if (%fortune == 2) .msg  $chan An old pot is the best around the kitchen
  if (%fortune == 3) .msg  $chan One must be available, alert, active, and adaptable
  if (%fortune == 4) .msg  $chan If you have many best friends, you have no friends
  if (%fortune == 5) .msg  $chan Mountains can move, but not your character
  if (%fortune == 6) .msg  $chan Concern yourself about others more than yourself
  if (%fortune == 7) .msg  $chan And finally, my personal favorite..
  if (%fortune == 8) .msg  $chan The best lovers make love on a full stomach
  if (%fortune == 9) .msg  $chan You are contemplating some action which will bring credit upon you.
  if (%fortune == 10) .msg  $chan You constantly struggle for selfif (%fortune == ) .msg  $chanimprovement.
  if (%fortune == 11) .msg  $chan Simplicity of character is the natural result of profound thought.
  if (%fortune == 12) .msg  $chan You will be fortunate in the opportunities presented to you.
  if (%fortune == 13) .msg  $chan Your luck will change.
  if (%fortune == 14) .msg  $chan You are never selfish with your advice or your help.
  if (%fortune == 15) .msg  $chan That special someone may simply be waiting for you.
  if (%fortune == 16) .msg  $chan You show your true face to the people who really matter.
  if (%fortune == 17) .msg  $chan You may come across much wealth.
  if (%fortune == 18) .msg  $chan Your are cautious in showing your true self to others.
  if (%fortune == 19) .msg  $chan Enthusiastic leadership gets you a promotion when you least expect it.
  if (%fortune == 20) .msg  $chan You have the ability to adapt to diverse situations.
  if (%fortune == 21) .msg  $chan Your cheerful outlook is one of your assets.
  if (%fortune == 22) .msg  $chan A faithful friend is a strong defense.
  if (%fortune == 23) .msg  $chan Someone is speaking well of you.
  if (%fortune == 24) .msg  $chan It is very possible that you will achieve greatness in your lifetime.
  if (%fortune == 25) .msg  $chan You won’t be bored for long!  New adventures are on their way.
  if (%fortune == 26) .msg  $chan Learning is a treasure which accompanies us everywhere.
  if (%fortune == 27) .msg  $chan A good friendship is often more important than a passionate romance.
  if (%fortune == 28) .msg  $chan One who admires you greatly is hidden before your eyes.
  if (%fortune == 29) .msg  $chan The love of your life will appear in front of you unexpectedly!
  if (%fortune == 30) .msg  $chan It is better to be the hammer than the anvil.
  if (%fortune == 31) .msg  $chan You have a good start.  Work harder!
  if (%fortune == 32) .msg  $chan What you desire is always possible.  It will come to you.
  if (%fortune == 33) .msg  $chan What you have left behind is more mellow than wine.
  if (%fortune == 34) .msg  $chan Everyone agrees you are the best.
  if (%fortune == 35) .msg  $chan A pleasant experience is ahead; don’t pass it by.
  if (%fortune == 36) .msg  $chan You have a keen sense of humor and love a good time.
  if (%fortune == 37) .msg  $chan Bide your time, for success is near.
  if (%fortune == 38) .msg  $chan Among the lucky, you are the chosen one.
  if (%fortune == 39) .msg  $chan Endurance and persistence will be rewarded.
  if (%fortune == 40) .msg  $chan Old friends, old wines, and old gold are best.
  if (%fortune == 41) .msg  $chan Be mischievous and you will not be lonesome.
  if (%fortune == 42) .msg  $chan Careful thinking will command respect.
  if (%fortune == 43) .msg  $chan Every excess becomes a vice.
  if (%fortune == 44) .msg  $chan An angry man opens his mouth and shuts up his eyes.
  if (%fortune == 45) .msg  $chan The only rose without a thorn is friendship.