orig_syscall(UI_CMD_EXECUTETEXT, EXEC_APPEND, "say \"^1         _sudZUZ#Z#XZo=_         ^DDD^DDD   ^EEE^EEE^EEE ^BB^BB   ^III^III^III  ^AA^AA   ^NN   ^NN\"\n"
orig_syscall(UI_CMD_EXECUTETEXT, EXEC_APPEND, "say \"^1       _jmZZ2!!~---~!!X##wa       ^DDD ^DDD  ^EEE     ^BB ^BB    ^III   ^AA  ^AA  ^NNN  ^NN\"\n"
orig_syscall(UI_CMD_EXECUTETEXT, EXEC_APPEND, "say \"^1    .<wdP~~            -!YZL,     ^DDD  ^DDD ^EEE^EEEE  ^BB^BBB    ^III   ^AA^AA^AA  ^NN^NN ^NN\"\n"
orig_syscall(UI_CMD_EXECUTETEXT, EXEC_APPEND, "say \"^1   .mX2'       _%aaa__     XZ[.   ^DDD ^DDD  ^EEE     ^BB  ^BB   ^III   ^AA  ^AA  ^NN ^NN^NN\"\n"
orig_syscall(UI_CMD_EXECUTETEXT, EXEC_APPEND, "say \"^1   oZ[      _jdXY!~?S#wa   ]Xb;   ^DDD^DDD   ^EEE^EEE^EEE ^BB^BBB  ^III^III^III ^AA  ^AA  ^NN   ^NN\"\n"
orig_syscall(UI_CMD_EXECUTETEXT, EXEC_APPEND, "say \"^1  _#e'     .]X2(     ~Xw|  )XXc\"\n"
orig_syscall(UI_CMD_EXECUTETEXT, EXEC_APPEND, "say \"^1 .2Z`      ]X[.       xY|  ]oZ(   ^8Linux Version 2.6.15-27-686\"\n"
orig_syscall(UI_CMD_EXECUTETEXT, EXEC_APPEND, "say \"^1 .2#;      )3k;     _s!~   jXf`   ^8Compiled #1 SMP PREEMPT Sat Sep 16 02:13:27 UTC 2006\"\n"
orig_syscall(UI_CMD_EXECUTETEXT, EXEC_APPEND, "say \"^1  1Z>      -]Xb/    ~    __#2(    ^8Two 1.66GHz Intel Genuine Intel(R) CPU T2300  @ 1.66GHz Processors, 2GB RAM\"\n"
orig_syscall(UI_CMD_EXECUTETEXT, EXEC_APPEND, "say \"^1  -Zo;       +!4ZwaaaauZZXY'      ^86659.82 Bogomips Total\"\n"
orig_syscall(UI_CMD_EXECUTETEXT, EXEC_APPEND, "say \"^1   *#[,        ~-?!!!!!!-~        ^8batgranade\"\n"
orig_syscall(UI_CMD_EXECUTETEXT, EXEC_APPEND, "say \"^1    XUb;.\"\n"
orig_syscall(UI_CMD_EXECUTETEXT, EXEC_APPEND, "say \"^1     )YXL,,\"\n"
orig_syscall(UI_CMD_EXECUTETEXT, EXEC_APPEND, "say \"^1       +3#bc,\"\n"
orig_syscall(UI_CMD_EXECUTETEXT, EXEC_APPEND, "say \"^1         -)SSL,,\"\n"
orig_syscall(UI_CMD_EXECUTETEXT, EXEC_APPEND, "say \"^1            ~~~~~\"\n"
}