on *:JOIN:#: {
  if $nick = $me goto 1
  if $asctime(HH:nn:ss) >= 05:00:00 && $asctime(HH:nn:ss) <= 11:59:59 goto 2
  if $asctime(HH:nn:ss) >= 12:00:00 && $asctime(HH:nn:ss) <= 16:59:59 goto 3  
  if $asctime(HH:nn:ss) >= 17:00:00 && $asctime(HH:nn:ss) <= 23:59:59 goto 4
  if $asctime(HH:nn:ss) >= 00:00:00 && $asctime(HH:nn:ss) <= 04:59:59 goto 5 
  halt
  :1
  halt
  :2
  notice $nick Welcome to $chan - Current Time Is $asctime(HH:nnTT)
  notice $nick Good morning $nick - Please enjoy your stay
  halt
  :3
  notice $nick Welcome to $chan - Current Time Is $asctime(HH:nnTT)
  notice $nick Good afternoon $nick - Please enjoy your stay
  halt 
  :4
  notice $nick Welcome to $chan - Current Time Is $asctime(HH:nnTT)
  notice $nick Good evening $nick - Please enjoy your stay
  halt
  :5
  notice $nick Welcome to $chan - Current Time Is $asctime(HH:nnTT)
  notice $nick Good night $nick - Please enjoy your stay
  halt
}