on *:text:!yourmom:#:{ if ($chan == #pc-hq) { notice $nick Please use this in another channel that I am in to reduce spam in #PC-HQ. Thank you! | halt
  }
  else {
    notice $nick 12 $+ $read(yourmom.txt)
} }

on *:text:@yourmom:#:{ if ($chan == #pc-hq) { notice $nick Please use this in another channel that I am in to reduce spam in #PC-HQ. Thank you! | halt
  }
  else {
    msg # 3<7|4 $+ $nick $+ 7|3>12 $read(yourmom.txt)
} }
on *:text:!chuck:#:{ if ($chan == #pc-hq) { notice $nick Please use this in another channel that I am in to reduce spam in #PC-HQ. Thank you! | halt
  }
  else {
    notice $nick 12 $+ $read(chucknorris.txt)
} }
on *:text:@chuck:#:{ if ($chan == #pc-hq) { notice $nick Please use this in another channel that I am in to reduce spam in #PC-HQ. Thank you! | halt
  }
  else {
    msg # 3<|4 $+ $nick $+ 7|3>12 $read(chucknorris.txt)
} }