on *:text:!yourmom:#:{
    notice $nick 12 $+ $read(yourmom.txt)
}
on *:text:@yourmom:#:{
    msg # 3<7|4 $+ $nick $+ 7|3>12 $read(yourmom.txt)
}
on *:text:!chuck:#:{
    notice $nick 12 $+ $read(chucknorris.txt)
}
on *:text:@chuck:#:{
    msg # 3<|4 $+ $nick $+ 7|3>12 $read(chucknorris.txt)
}