on *:text:!pwnage:#:{
  if ( [ % $+ [ [ $nick ] $+ _pwn ] ] == $null ) {
    set % $+ [ [ $nick ] $+ _pwn ] 1
    set % $+ [ [ $nick ] $+ _pwn.rank ] 999999
    set % $+ [ [ $nick ] $+ _pwn.xp ] 1
  }
  if ( [ % $+ [ [ $nick ] $+ _pwn ] ] == 126 ) { 
    notice $nick 7Pwnage 14Stats for7 $nick
    notice $nick 14Rank:7 [ % $+ [ [ $nick ] $+ _pwn.rank ] ] 14Level:7 [ % $+ [ [ $nick ] $+ _pwn ] ] 14Exp:7 [ % $+ [ [ $nick ] $+ _pwn.xp ] ] 
    halt 
  }
  if ( [ % $+ [ [ $nick ] $+ _pwn.rank ] ] == 1000000 ) {
    notice $nick 7Pwnage 14Stats for7 $nick
    notice $nick 14Rank:7 [ % $+ [ [ $nick ] $+ _pwn.rank ] ] 14Level:7 [ % $+ [ [ $nick ] $+ _pwn ] ] 14Exp:7 [ % $+ [ [ $nick ] $+ _pwn.xp ] ] 
    halt 
  }
  if ( [ % $+ [ [ $nick ] $+ _pwn.xp ] ] == 2000000 ) { 
    notice $nick 7Pwnage 14Stats for7 $nick
    notice $nick 14Rank:7 [ % $+ [ [ $nick ] $+ _pwn.rank ] ] 14Level:7 [ % $+ [ [ $nick ] $+ _pwn ] ] 14Exp:7 [ % $+ [ [ $nick ] $+ _pwn.xp ] ] 
    halt 
  }
  set %rand1 0
  set %rand2 0
  set %rand3 0
  while ( %rand1 < [ % $+ [ [ $nick ] $+ _pwn ] ] ) {
    set %rand1 [ $rand(1,126) ]
    if ( [ % $+ [ [ $nick ] $+ _pwn ] ] == 126 ) { halt }
    if ( %rand1 >= [ % $+ [ [ $nick ] $+ _pwn ] ] ) { set % $+ [ [ $nick ] $+ _pwn ] [ %rand1 ] }
  }
  while ( %rand2 < [ % $+ [ [ $nick ] $+ _pwn.xp ] ] ) {
    set %rand2 [ $rand(0,200000000) ]
    if ( [ % $+ [ [ $nick ] $+ _pwn.xp ] ] == 200000000 ) { halt }
    if ( %rand2 = [ % $+ [ [ $nick ] $+ _pwn.xp ] ] ) { set % $+ [ [ $nick ] $+ _pwn.xp ] [ %rand2 ] }
  }
  while ( %rand3 > [ % $+ [ [ $nick ] $+ _pwn.rank ] ] ) {
    set %rand3 [ $rand(2,1000000) ]
    if ( [ % $+ [ [ $nick ] $+ _pwn.rank ] ] == 1000000 ) { halt }
    if ( %rand3 <= [ % $+ [ [ $nick ] $+ _pwn.rank ] ] ) { set % $+ [ [ $nick ] $+ _pwn.rank ] [ %rand3 ] }
  }
  unset %rand1
  unset %rand2
  unset %rand3
  notice $nick 7Pwnage 14Stats for7 $nick
  notice $nick 14Rank:7 [ % $+ [ [ $nick ] $+ _pwn.rank ] ] 14Level:7 [ % $+ [ [ $nick ] $+ _pwn ] ] 14Exp:7 [ % $+ [ [ $nick ] $+ _pwn.xp ] ] 
}