on *:ACTION:slaps * around a bit with a large trout:#:{
  if (%tcount == $null) {
    /set %tcount 1
    /describe $chan Takes out his clipboard.. Yup.. Check Check.. %tcount Trouts wasted in pointless slappings.
    /halt
  }
  if (%tcount != $null) {
    /inc %tcount 1
    /describe $chan Takes out his clipboard.. Yup.. Check Check.. %tcount Trouts wasted in pointless slappings.
    /halt
  }
}