on *:OP:#: {
  if ($opnick == $me) {
    /inc %ivebeenopped 1
    /msg $chan Thank you for the ops $nick $+ ! I've been opped %ivebeenopped time(s).
  }
  else { halt }
}
on *:HELP:#: {
  if ($helpnick == $me) {
    /inc %ivebeenhalfop 1
    /msg $chan Thank you for the voice $nick $+ ! I've been Halfoped %ivebeenhalfop time(s).
  }
  else { halt }
}
on *:VOICE:#: {
  if ($voicenick == $me) {
    /inc %ivebeenvoiced 1
    /msg $chan Thank you for the voice $nick $+ ! I've been voiced %ivebeenvoiced time(s).
  }
  else { halt }
}