on 1:INPUT:*: {
  if (# == #noob) { goto end }
  elseif ($2- = Nick) { /msg $chan sdasd | HALT }
  elseif ($2- = Chan} { /msg $chan fdsfds | HALT }
  elseif ($2- = topic) { /msg $chan mtestfgds | HALT }
  
  else { goto end }
  :end
}